Tongue Tied [DMP MEP] SteelWatershipping

Zapdos did I eat lot! Well, my dear mother I woke up 2 hours late and I am walking the streets of...oh crap I don't even know where I am! Mom I'm lost, hungry, alone and scared. Yeah right! Like I dicho I ate earlier and no I am not lost just...clueless to my surroundings. Don't judge me mom, tu know I act before I think I got that from dad! So, I'm pretty sure I'm...in Jubilife? Oh hell, who gives a damn!

"Outta the way doll faces, beauty coming through!" Arceus! Its a woman with a funky kooky outfit mom, I think...it's...it's a caturne? She sure has a spunky attitude that I can assure you...

My fellow people, my name is Barry...Barry dashalot. Haha, Okay I'm sorry about that and no that's not my last name, heck if it was it would be no wonder I like running around, right? So here's the deal, mom decided to give me a journal. She dicho and I quote!

'Barry when tu start your journey tu are going to write everything in complete detail no excuses!' now I amor my mom, but really? Write everything about my journey? That's near impossible, I'm way to busy to take any notes o write in this bloody journal. Holy Miltank, I am escritura and walking! I'm such a genius! Wow and I haven't ran...