•Patrick: Are we sleeping together?
Teresa: Excuse me?

•Teresa: Aw, Jane kissed a girl.
Patrick: What? Yeah, on the cheek.
Teresa: Yeah. Still counts.

•Patrick: (making a call on his cell phone) Hi. I made a booking for two for this afternoon. Could tu put us on the terrace? It's más romantic. Thanks... Yeah, Patrick... Lovely. See tu then. (ends phone call then looks at Teresa) Don't fret, I wouldn't seduce tu over a meal. That'd be very sophomoric.
Teresa: I didn't think tu were trying to seduce me.
Patrick: Come on, how could that thought not have entered your head?
Teresa:(stares speechlessly...