35 Reasons Why Jeeps Are Better Than Women
1. Jeeps don't get pregnant.
2. tu can drive your Jeep any time of the month.
3. Jeeps don't have parents.
4. Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
5. tu can share your Jeep with your friends.
6. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
7. When driving, tu and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
8. Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps tu have.
9. Jeeps don't care if tu look at other Jeeps.
10. Jeeps don't care if tu buy Jeep magazines.
11. You'll never hear, "Surprise, tu are going to own a new Jeep" unless tu go...