Hilarious Eclipse Trailer Parody!!! Hahaha!

chapter two
sorry, it took sooo long. i was buisy. hope tu like it :)!

i heard a knock at my door that afternoon. i ran to go open it,
"hey Jake!" i couldn't hide the fact that i was excited.
"hi heavenly!" he dicho almost as excited as me.
"we should go before my mom ca-"
"HEAVENLY! WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" i was red with embarrasment.
"uh... ma, this is Jake, Jake, this is my ma." i introduced them.
"HEY SWEETY!" my mom dicho super loud even though he was standing right there.
"hi, mrs. Paulmero, it's a pleasure to meet you!" Jake was really polite.
"you know you're very handsome-"
"MOM! WE'RE...

FIRST PUBLISHED: April 28, 2009 4:59 PM EDT
LAST UPDATED: April 28, 2009 5:15 PM EDT
LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Taylor Lautner’s hard work in the gym bulking up to play a werewolf in “New Moon” appears to have paid off – he’s scaring his co-stars.


Access Hollywood caught up with “New Moon” estrella Peter Facinelli, who plays vampire Dr. Cullen, at the “Ghosts of Girlfriends Past” premiere in LA Monday night where he admitted his newfound fear of Taylor.


“He scares me now!” Peter joked with Access. “He’s gotten really big and if I saw him in a back alley, I’d probably run!”...

First of all this is an opinion. If tu think i'm making your día bad because of this article, don't read it. It's just a matter of opinion.

Recently, I publicado a pregunta here in the Jacob Black fanpop site. It was entitled 'Give me 5 reasons why Jacob is better than Edward.' I publicado the pregunta because I knew that this spot was visited por Jake's fans. I received a lot of good respuestas but there was one leech who ruined everyone's answers.

I won't name the leech who gave nasty comments. All i can say is she really HATES Jacob because she thinks Edward is hot.

Now, to Jacob's defense...I'll give...

I got bored so I found these! It's pretty long but that's OK right? =D

Basics
Full Name: Taylor Daniel Lautner
Birthday: February 11, 1992 (that's coming up soon!)
Birthplace: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Parents: Deborah and Dan Lautner
Siblings: little sister Makena

Fun-Facts!
-Started karate @ age 6
-He got his start in actuación when his martial arts instructor persuaded him to audition for a Burger King commercial, which he didn't make, but he enjoyed the experiance so much that he decided to persue an actuación career.
-He's done voice actuación as well as on-screen actuación (In 2004 he voiced 'Youngblood' on...

hola guys here is chapter 12 :) dont forget to rate and comentario it! thank tu to all the fans and your comments, it keeps me motivated to write :)

BPOV
“Blair” Jake dicho caressing my cheek. “You will figure it out” he dicho trying to force a smile.
“I don’t want to figure it out Jake” I said. Just then his door burst open and Stefan was standing there. I looked at him confused. Jake sat up.
“How tu feeling?” he asked.
“Good” Jacob answered in a flat tone.
“Hey Blair” Stefan smiled at me.
“Hi” I dicho back.
“Is it rude to ask tu what you’re doing here?” I said...

Chapter Eleven

    We finally made it back to the Cullen’s. The other lobos had already gathered there, and were lounging around outside, still in lobo form. The jumped up when we showed up, snarling softly, and hair raised. Evan was holding on, but his voice was fading. Our little group was met por Emmett, Edward and Carlisle, looking wary.
“ Carlisle!” I ran to him quickly.
“ Please help us. There was a little, um, misunderstanding and now Evan is hurt badly…Please, can tu help?” I cried.
“ Evan?” Emmett asked.
“ It’s a long story! But if we help him,...

Like Stephanie Meyer said, some of Blue Octobers songs expressed how both Edward and Jacob felt for Bella and I find this true,,,Comment


I dreamt tu seduced me
Just walked away
I dreamt tu inspired
Then rewired what I say
I dreamt tu spread your bottom wings
And pulled me to the cama
But then I woke up feeling nauseous
You danced around my head

Chorus:
Tell me
How long, how long have I been down?
How long, how long have I been down?
How long, how long have I been down?
Down, Down

I dreamt tu burned my fingers
Yes, an automatic sting
I dreamt tu called me beautiful
Then asked to hear me...

Just like it says, this is the sequel to my original fanfiction Sunbreak! I might continue if I get enough positive comments. So read, review, and rate!!

"I just can't believe how big they are!" Emily cooned as she and I watched the twins sleeping. The blue-ish, green-ish light of the bonfire flickered across their faces where they lay on Jacob's lap, breathing steadily in and out.
I could never get over how breathtaking my two little children were. When Jennifer was sleeping she was más beautiful than any vampire. Her cheeks were a creamy russet color, with just a hint of rosado, rosa in them. Her...

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a fanpick saying "Are tu Team Edward o Team Jacob" o something similar to that, it brings...