Zim and gir

It was the first día of skool. Skoodge and I walked into the classroom.
    “Class, meet our new classmates. Say your name and anything else tu want to say before I change my mind about letting tu into the classroom.” The weird human teacher, Ms. Bitters, said.
    “I’m Skoodge.”
    “I’m Del, and I’m glad to be accepted as fellow smeets, o worm bebés or-“
    “That’s all tu can say now, so shut up, RIGHT NOW! Del, tu can sit behind Cynder. Skoodge, sit behind Zim. Now, as tu probably...

(At The Hospital)

Cynder: come on, joy, he didn't hurt me THAT bad.

Cynder Thinking: HOLY **** ON A **** emparedado, sándwich de WITH A SIDE HELPING OF ****** THIS HURTS!

Joy: i know, but....you know i can't bare to see tu like this. lying in a hospital cama with a cast on your hip and all.

Cynder:really, I'm fine. just give it some time and I'll be walking just fine again. until then just be patient. no hurting Zim o Sasha, ok?

Joy: *sigh* ok, Cynder. i promise.

Cynder: good. now, I've gotta get some sleep. can tu guys come back later.

Joy: sure.

Kendra: alright.

Yami: if tu insist.

Bakura: feel better.

Mokuba:...

I've always dreamed of being an invader. But wishes come true! The tallest assigned me to a planet called "Earth". It took me six months to get here! So the siguiente day, I went to skool.

I assumed the scary old lady was Mrs. Bitters, the teacher. "Class, this is our new student, Sam. Sam I want tu to sit siguiente to Dib and be quiet for the rest of the year." she said. As soon as I got in my seat, the worst thing ever happened to me. "Alien! Sam's an alien!" Dib yelled. How would I get out of this? "So now Sam's an alien?" dicho a girl. Then another kid spoke up, "She just has the same skin condition...