1x20 'Tak: The Hideous New Girl'

I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a plátano árbol which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands tu to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the paino opened up and someone came out, keef in a ratón costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...

I wrote this myself, a lot of inspiration is included in it, and try to find the three secrets in this part! i dont know how many parts there will be, but this is a lot for a part one, i guess. tell me what tu think please!



    Hiding. Running. I've been doing those things for so long; it's hard to believe that I know anything else besides those to verbs. If tu don't already know this, my name is Dib. I am one of the four humans that escaped the Irkan invasion. The takeover happened about twenty years ago. Other than the time I spend running from the local alien bandits,...

'The Angry Monkey Show's starting!!' yelled gir who took off his dog suit and sat down in front of the TV. Appearing on the screen, was the Angry Monkey.
'I LIKE MONKEYS!' he yelled at the screen. gir looked up to see his leader, Zim, staring down at him.
'Gir... I... am... trying... TO CONCENTRATE! I'm thinking of ways to get rid of that Dib-Human!' hissed Zim. 'Also, keep it down! The whole world doesn't need to know what you're watching!'
'...What?' asked Gir.
'Ugh, sometimes I wish I knew what was going on in Gir's mind!' Zim grunted.
'I do too!' gir shouted.

*Inside Gir's Mind*

'Hey! I thought...

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now por cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a queen due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

"Mopiness of Doom" por Danielle Koenig

EXT. ZIM'S NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT

Dib chases ZIM down the street. Dib has almost caught up with ZIM as he turns towards his house. Right before he gets to the gate, Dib jumps in front of him holding up a spooky-looking talisman.

DIB: It's over, ZIM! There's nowhere left for tu to hide!

ZIM: What about my house?

DIB: Oh, yeah, I guess tu can hide there... hola WAIT! NO! Stay where tu are!

ZIM: o what, you're gonna stop me with your horno mitt?

DIB: It's not an horno mitt, tu lizard, it's a genuine freezing talisman. There's no way you'll escape its power....

"This is stupid" Gaz dicho while she poured leche onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project por herself.
"Come on Gaz, all tu have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. gir did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let tu know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see tu back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed tu o something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...

"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim dicho as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim dicho as he entered his class. The School campana hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her asiento and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...

They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone inicial
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer el espacio
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer el espacio
Ou ou ou outer el espacio
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer el espacio
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...

Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do tu have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do tu always blame me? hola what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not por themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are tu OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...

I was asked to spread the word por a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT dicho anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, o anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for tu guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't tu allergic to
chocolate?...