dib- hola there partner
claire- stop calling me that!!
dib- whatever tu say
claire- i brought diving gear but none of the goggles will fit your GIANT head
dib- its okay i brought my own!!!
claire- lets go i was researching and it dicho theres a mermaid town around here*holds up map*
dib- OKAY GREAT!!*looks at her in loving way*
claire-*creeped out por looks* okay then...
dib AND CLAIRE SUITED UP AND HEADED OUT INTO THE WATER
claire- ill be down in a sec i gotta do.. some stuff...
dib- tu do your stuff ill be waiting*jumps off barco into water*
claire grabs some scissors and puts on a bubbly thingy to protect her from water*
claire- go ahead ill be right behind you
dib turned around to see claire in her irken form
dib- claire your an... ALIEN!!
claire- yes dib and i am ready to kill tu and the rest of your pitiful kind!!*sits on dibs giant head and cuts the air tube*
dib- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
claire- hahahahahahahahaha MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!*keeps dib underwater until hes dead*
claire- i knew it he could never stand up to the mighty irken race MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! now where should i dump the body? eh ill just stuff it in a sac somewhere
GOES TO ZIMS HOUSE
zim- tu did it finally rid of the dib human hahahahahhaha
claire- i amor killing humans
CLAIRE AND ZIM DUMP DIBS DODY IN HIS ROOM
gaz- oh look theres a sack for dib*sees dibs body*
oh guess i better call dad
prof. membrane- well thats great ive been waiting for a chance to try my new invention it revives dead people as long as there is still flesh on the body
PROF. MEMBRANE COMES OVER AND BRINGS A rayo, ray GUN LOOKING THING
*ZAP!!!!*
dib- *gasp* i im alive
gaz- great now your back to annoy me agian
dib-*gives gaz a huge hug* boy am i glad to see tu guys but the best part is i know claires secret i knew she was irken!!!
prf. membrane- damn i thought that would erase his memory but my poor son is still insane well goodbye kids
dib- NOW TIME TO EXPOSE CLAIRE AND ZIM FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE!!!!!