Invader Jess and her friends Article: Invader Lily? chapter 1

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posted by invaderlily

On the first día of school, I was nervous. I didn’t know what to expect about these kids. They say “OMG!!! “ way too often. So, how would they act now? I don’t know. : (
The campana rang. I took my stuff and followed the stampede of junior high students.
I walked into the hallway. “hey !” I heard someone behind me, it was Stacy. “I amor your new backpack!” she dicho “did tu get the new video game?” I think Stacy is a little weird. “Yeah, I got the new game… how was your summer?” I changed the subject. “It was great! I went to Oregon.” “Bye-Bye.” I dicho quickly to avoid conversation with her.

I walked into the classroom. And herd all the trash talk the girls were saying.
Then, I noticed that Candice was there to. “Oh my gawd. THAT IS SO CUTE! Where did tu get that? DOMO is so in! Hey! Check out my gir jacket. You’re so like, STUPID! Ugh!”
With the boys it was different; “Hi classmate! Did tu see that (football/baseball/soccer) game? I got covered in mud! Chick-a-de-de-de-de! I got my hair cut. My little bro ate a worm! I amor the colts! Nu-uh! Beavers! Ducks! Hey!”
I sat down. I don’t know when, but somehow they all turned into cliques. (Girls like to group together like that.) Candice told me about cliques once, that they hurt people behind their backs. She is just that.

Later at lunch my friends and I were talking about pokémon and discussing whether to make a “YouTube” channel. I like my friends but, not really. My real friends are online fan Pop, Jess, Rena, Aimee, Miz, and Bruce are my truly best friends in the world! I cannot wait for summer. I want to leave this horrible place now! Just then I noticed a dark, shadowy figure in the window. I raced outside and felt someone hit me in the head with a shovel. It all went black. Was I dead? Who killed me? Then, I saw a bright light. (Dead?) No. When I woke up I had a new body. “Reborn.” I thought. I also noticed that I was on some kind of alien ship, heading for a strange planet.

When the ship arrived, I noticed the planet was Earth, not my inicial planet. I walked outside. It was night. Suddenly some boy with an (abnormally) large head spoke to me “Hey” he dicho “what are tu doing out so late?” I frowned upon him and dicho “Well, what are tu doing?” he glanced back at me and dicho “Proving that I’m not crazy.” I dicho “Huh?”And the boy smiled “I’m Dib. Do tu believe?” “Believe what?”I answered. “Aliens” He took my hand and showed me to where Zim lives. “Rather strange looking house.” I thought. But I knew that I and this boy would be friends. más than friends.

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Still Alive (from Portal)~lyrics

posted by invaderlily

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till tu run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And tu make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though tu broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points...

How to amor me. Written by: MIMZ

posted by invaderlily

As Lily was walking inicial from skool, she sensed that someone was following her, it was Dib. He had been stalking her for almost all day, finally Lily did something about it... she suddenly turned around and Dib quickly paloma into a rose bush.
Lily laughed, it was silly how Dib was stalking her instead of telling her how he felt.
Lily continued to walk, she didn't have to deal with him anymore. Meanwhile, Dib was stuck in the rose bush, which had not been pruned properly, and had lots of thorns sticking into his skin.
Dib began to bleed, he not notice the cuts, he felt true pain on the inside,...

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Invader Lily? chapter 3

posted by invaderlily

The (robot?) cat showed me to my base. It was nothing special, just a regular house in the neighborhood. I walked inside my ‘home’ and found the basement. The laboratory, looked just like Invader Zim’s but, different somehow, better. I found someone else was there too. Two female irkens stepped out of the shadows. One had light rosado, rosa eyes and was wearing a pretty rosado, rosa dress. The other, was very different with her shiny black eyes and dark purple dress. I asked them who they were and they replied, “I’m Mar!” dicho the one with the rosado, rosa eyes cheerfully. “Jess.” the other girl said....

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Invader Lily? chapter 2

posted by invaderlily

Suddenly, someone appeared at the doorway of the strange house. “Zim? “ I dicho to the strange green-skinned boy. He looked into my eyes and asked “Who are tu and, why are tu with Dib?” I was silent. “You know, despite his large head he is actually quite stupid.” I turned to Dib; he did not know my name so I spoke up. “My name is Lily, I… “What could I say? I don’t know who I am anymore. “I just moved here, from Seattle. It’s very nice to meet tu Zim.” Zim stared at me; he knew that I was lying. I was irken.
I ran away from them, I was scared. I stopped in an alley;...

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About Invader Jess

posted by ZaJR

This is Invader Jess.Ever since she was a smeet,she's liked Invader Zim,she just didn't tell him yet.Her favorito! colores are black,grey,red,pink,purple,green,and blue.She is a talented singer and artist.She is slightly sneaky and mischievous.She has been banished to Earth por the tallest because of her closeness to Zim.She has found Zim on the planet and are best friends yet again,but she still doesn't have the courage to tell Zim how she feels.She's afraid Zim already knows.Zim tells her his plan to destroy the Earth and offers to help him,he then says yes.She then meets a boy with a disturbingly...