We all probably remember reuben, rubén - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are tu today?

Reub.: tu can't drink two jars of applesauce if tu don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, tu can make a dog bark faster than a pescado can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think tu are cute.


Reub.: You've...

After School

Carly,Sam,Freddie,and Gibby walk inside.

Spencer:Carly I have great news!
Carly:You broke up with Amy!
Spencer:No...you want me to brake up with her?
Carly:YES!
Sam:PLEASE!
Freddie:I'D amor THAT!
Gibby:THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL GOOD INSIDE!
Spencer:???...anyways I proposed!
Carly:What are tu talking about?
Spencer:I proposed to Amy,Were getting married,isn't that great!?!
...
Carly,Sam,Freddie,&Gibby:WHAT!?!?!
Spencer:What's wrong I thought tu guys liked her.
Sam:Well we never did...
Freddie:She's a witch!
Gibby:She's EVIL!
Carly:She's the one who slaped me accross the face not Sam!
Spencer:I...