It was three in the morning when the phone started to ring. Wilson tried to ignore it but knew that the person on the other line would persist because only his misanthropic best friend would call him at this early hour.
"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad mosquito will leave tu alone if tu just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her inicial and was right there ready to ring the campana but I couldn't...I need some consejos here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, tu have known her for over twenty years if tu don't realize what tu want from a relationship with her por now then you'll never know. más importantly, if tu still don't have a clue as to how to make that happen then you're really hopeless."
"Yeah, that's real great consejos Wilson. Why don't tu go tell some of the little Cancer kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it."
"Alright, here's my advice, at work today go talk to her alone in her office. Tell her that tu can't stop thinking about her and tu want to try going out."
"Couldn't tu do it for me?"
"House, I know this is scary for tu but it's time to be brave."
"...I saw her through her window. She was lectura a book..."
"So?"
"She is so at ease with all of this. I can't sleep but she's going on in administrator mode like we never kissed."
"You're worried that you'll make a big declaration and she won't be interested. Believe me, she'll be interested."
"What makes tu so sure?"
"She made so many rationalizations of why tu two would never work it gave me the impression that she has thought about tu in that way. Anyway, I've always thought she loved you."
"Do tu think I amor her?"
"Only tu know the answer to that, but the fact that tu are wondering shows that she's más than just a passing fancy...Look, tu two are the most stubborn people on earth but tu get each other. Find some happiness, House."
"Maybe tu have something. Maybe I'll talk to her...Goodnight, Wilson."
"Goodnight, House."
"House, I was sleeping."
"Lucky you. Nightmares of giant killer mosquitos are keeping me awake."
"The big bad mosquito will leave tu alone if tu just ask Cuddy out."
"I went to her inicial and was right there ready to ring the campana but I couldn't...I need some consejos here. I mean this is your thing, Wilson."
"House, tu have known her for over twenty years if tu don't realize what tu want from a relationship with her por now then you'll never know. más importantly, if tu still don't have a clue as to how to make that happen then you're really hopeless."
"Yeah, that's real great consejos Wilson. Why don't tu go tell some of the little Cancer kids that Santa isn't real while you're at it."
"Alright, here's my advice, at work today go talk to her alone in her office. Tell her that tu can't stop thinking about her and tu want to try going out."
"Couldn't tu do it for me?"
"House, I know this is scary for tu but it's time to be brave."
"...I saw her through her window. She was lectura a book..."
"So?"
"She is so at ease with all of this. I can't sleep but she's going on in administrator mode like we never kissed."
"You're worried that you'll make a big declaration and she won't be interested. Believe me, she'll be interested."
"What makes tu so sure?"
"She made so many rationalizations of why tu two would never work it gave me the impression that she has thought about tu in that way. Anyway, I've always thought she loved you."
"Do tu think I amor her?"
"Only tu know the answer to that, but the fact that tu are wondering shows that she's más than just a passing fancy...Look, tu two are the most stubborn people on earth but tu get each other. Find some happiness, House."
"Maybe tu have something. Maybe I'll talk to her...Goodnight, Wilson."
"Goodnight, House."