Brand-new new fic, please tell me what tu think :)

He slowly rose his eyelids as the first sun rays illuminated his face. He blinked twice, trying to overturn on the cama where actually was not enough room to oscilación the cat. He closed his eyes once again for a moment laying on his back as his now wide-awake mind reminded him about the headache. He felt like someone was grubbing in his head with a jackhammer and even the sound of a flying insect was too much for his ears. Planning to get up and take a quadruple dose of Vicodin (double for his leg and another two for his head) he opened his eyes and turned his head on the side. His shock was quite big when he saw a naked blond laying siguiente to him on her belly, still asleep. His eyes traveled at her body, watching the shapes when he started to wondering why they are both not covered por any bedding. Suddenly he felt a hot air hitting back of his neck and he turned his head on the other side. He automatically pushed aside when he saw a redhead woman, covered with all sheets, trying to catch her breath with her head on the pillow. Laying in the centre of the cama he glimpsed again at both women “Crap, I’m hallucinating again.” He thought and slipped down from the bed, trying not to awake his quests. His terrible headache made him almost forgot about the pain in his leg so he decided to put away Vicodin and just make a strong coffee with lemon.
He went to the cocina grabbing phone on the way. He turned on the automatic coffee maker and dialed the number.
“Wilson, it’s me.”
“You’re up so early?” he dicho clearly satisfied.
“I’m hallucinating again”
“Oh the girls gave it to tu yesterday, huh?” good humor still wasn’t leaving him.
“Wha… How do tu know?”
“House, I know everything what happened last night” his voice changed suddenly and became austere as he continued “Cuddy told me about everything.”
“Wait. Cuddy? What is she…” he made a pause as he started to recall events of yesterday’s evening. “I will talk to tu later…” he dicho slowly and rang off. He was staring at the running coffee for a few segundos as he heard noises coming from his bedroom. He shook his head to break free from reverie and turned around toward the door.
“Good morning” the redhead girl smiled at him sweetly, holding covering her body sheet in both hands at chest level and leaned her body at the doorcase. “Did tu sleep well?” she asked him stepping closer and gave him kiss on the cheek.
“Yeah…” he was still in shock, trying to get his mind around. “I don’t wanna sound... affrontingly o rude but… “ he hacked covering his mouth with a fist ”what’s your name?”
“Is it important?” the woman smiled seductively and put her hand on his bare chest “Last night tu called me Lisa and I think I like that name... ”she whispered into his ear, closing her face to his.
“Okay, probably tu did a good job last night, both of you, o me, whatever, but I have a very important thing to do and tu should go now.” He freaked out a little hearing that Lisa’s name appeared last night. “Please, wake up your friend and… we will see each other siguiente time.” He grabbed the girl por the arms and pushed her from himself, turned her around pushing her back to the bedroom to get her clothes. When they came into the room the other woman was already awake and dressed up, sitting on the bed.
“Good morning, Greg” she greeted him with same smile as her friend just a few minutos ago.
“Yeah, good morning…” he responded, trying to oso, oso de the pain until they leave. When of the women was dressing up he found his yesterday clothes on the floor and put them on.
“Kay, I’m ready” the redhead girl grabbed her bolso, monedero and nodded at her friend. “I'll be seeing you” she smiled again and kissed House on the cheek and the blond girl did the same thing after her. When both women left, he shut the door behind them and came back to the cocina and his longed for coffee.
He sat down in a chair, drinking a terrible tasted farrago and dialed again dialed the number to Wilson.
“Me again. Tell me what happened last night.”
“You were supposed to go on your first fecha with Cuddy tu moron.”
“I know that. I… I remember that I ironed my camisa, camiseta and went to a bar before the fecha to man myself a little. I drank a couple of…”
“A couple? tu probably run out the alcohol supplies in the bar for entire decade!”
“God, Wilson, not that loud… And what happened after that?” he took another sip of the coffee.
“Somehow en route from the bar to the restaurant where tu were supposed to meet with Lisa, tu popped over a striptease bar and decided to took two “ladies” with you, tu idiot!”
“You got to be kidding me… And por the way, how do tu know that?”
“I phoned to Cuddy to ask her how was the date.” he dicho abruptly. “I can’t believe tu did it you…”
“Me neither…” he stopped his words. He was totally confused, he didn’t remember a thing from Wilson’s story. “Go on…” he dicho not really sure if he wanted to know the ending.
“Cuddy told me that when she came into restaurant tu were sitting in your reserved lodge with those women, laughing and touching… Just nobody in the room couldn’t overlook tu three. That’s all I know.“ he sighed, couldn’t get how his best friend could do something like that to the woman he loved, wasting all of his chances.
“Did… did she tell something about me…?”
“Yes. She dicho you’re an culo and I completely agree with her.”
“Do tu think I can fix this somehow?”
“You hurt her so that she almost lost her mind... It's up to tu and of course tu have to apologize to her, but I’m not sure if she will forgive tu that fast. Just buy her flowers, mostrar her that tu care… because tu do care, am I right?”
“Wilson just tell me what to do” he was determined to do anything to convince Cuddy to forgive him, but he didn’t know what to do o what to say until he didn’t know why he did it himself.
“I don’t know House, tu botched it.”