So this maní, cacahuete mantequilla vs. mermelada joke...?

okay it goes roughly like this (altered to make it más fanpop compatible)
guy to girl: whats the difference between maní, cacahuete mantequilla and jam?
i can't peanutbutter my privates up your erm other type of privates
...now either google and read the real version o think of cruder words for male privates..and think along the lines of back entrance for the girl.
this also comes in different versions of shoving parts down throats etc..be creative! :P

The punchline I heard was "you can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla your dick up someone's ass." an epitome of classy humor that I personally found freaking hilarious. ;)

tu can google it. The answer is out there and easy enough to find, but I don't think it's appropriate to put on here. haha

The punchline is, "I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my c**k up your ass!" Because he can mermelada it up there!

I heard a version of this joke years ago. The cleanest I can write it here is: "Jam doesn't look like poo when u eat it out of a girl's ***hole"

Either way, I amor the irony of the man with one of the filthiest mouths in comedy saying that this is the dirtiest joke he ever heard. I wonder what Ted would think of Bob saget's version of "The Aristocrats" :P

based on a real sandwich

I'll modify it for you.
tu can't peanutbutter a pencil through a pencil sharpener.

I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick up your ass

tu can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla your d*** up her a**

its a real joke, its whats the difference between maní, cacahuete mantequilla and jam? the aNSWER: i cant maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick up ur ass.... think about it..

I have just heard about that joke recently, It is I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick up your ass! :p

Yes it is a real joke, but of the not seguro for work (nsfw) variety. Basically it goes "What's the difference between maní, cacahuete mantequilla and jam?" and the answer is "I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick up your *ss"

I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick up tu ass

It really exists. But it's a very brutal joke. ;) If tu have to know here tu go: "What's the difference between maní, cacahuete mantequilla and jam? tu cannot maní, cacahuete mantequilla someone's ass." ;)

this is true because my boyfriend told it to me and it was so funny i asked him if it would work and if he could try it on me

ooo its exsist

"I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick in your ass"

I can't maní, cacahuete mantequilla my dick in her ass