America and England: *Playing rock guitars*
Italy: *joins in with his drums*
America, England, and Italy: *playing their instruments*
Russia: *walks in holding his lead pipe* I admit that in the past I’ve been a nasty *smiles* they weren’t kidding when they called me kind of strange *looks at all the nations behind him and in front of him* but you’ll find that nowadays I’ve mended all my ways! Repented seen the light and made a change! *smirks* and I fortunately know a little secret! It’s a talent that I always have possessed! And here lately please don’t laugh I’ve used on behalf of the miserable *pulls up Lithuania*, the lonely *pulls up Estonia*, and depressed *pulls up Latvia* pathetic! Poor unfortunate souls! In pain! In need! This one longing to be thinner! *points at America* this one wants to get the girl! *points at Prussia* and do I help them? Yes indeed! Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad! So true! They come flocking to me crying
Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia: will tu help us pretty please?
Russia: *smiles* and I help them? Yes I do!!!
America and England: *playing rock guitars*
Italy: *playing drums*
Russia: the men up there don’t like a lot of blabber! *points at Germany and Austria* they think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes on land it’s much preferred for ladies not to say a word and after all dear, What is idle prattle for? They’re not that all impressed with conversations! True gentlemen avoid it when they can! but they dote and swoon and adular, fawn on ladies who’s withdrawn! And she who holds her tongue get’s her man! Poor unfortunate souls! Go ahead! Make your choice! I’m a very busy person and I haven’t got all day! It won’t cost much…*smiles* just your voice! Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad! So true! If tu wanna cruzar, cruz my bridge, my sweet you’ve gotta take the toll! Take a breath! Take a gulp! Go ahead sign the scroll! *holds up scroll* China and France now I’ve got her boys! The boss is on a roll! tu poor unfortunate souls! In pain! in need! This one longing to be thinner! *points at England* this one wants to get the girl! *points at France* and do I help them? Yes indeed!!! Those poor unfortunate souls! So sad! So true! They come flocking to me crying…
Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia: will tu help us pretty please?
Russia: and I help them? *smiles* yes I do! *purple aura starts rising around him* those poor
unfortunate souls!!!! *evil laughs*