A good friend will comfort tu when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for tu when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps tu up when tu fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps tu find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask tu if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at tu and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer tu a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with tu at that time of month. A best friend will throw tu a tampon and push tu in.
A good friend gives tu their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help tu move. A best friend will help tu mover the bodies.
A good friend will bail tu out of jail. A best friend will be in the room siguiente to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen tu cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that tu cried.
A good friend asks tu to write down your number. A best friend has tu on speed dial.
A good friend will leave tu behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells tu that she knows how tu feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask tu why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when tu start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help tu learn to drive. A best friend will help tu roll the car into a lake so tu can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when tu go away. A best friend won't let tu go away.
A good friend will go to a concierto with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide tu from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after tu in the first place.
A good friend will be there for tu when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps tu up when tu fall. A best friend keeps on walking, saying, "Walk much?"
A good friend helps tu find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask tu if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at tu and say, "Haha, loser!"
A good friend will offer tu a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with tu at that time of month. A best friend will throw tu a tampon and push tu in.
A good friend gives tu their umbrella when it rains. A best friend takes yours and yells, "Run, bi***, run!"
A good friend will help tu move. A best friend will help tu mover the bodies.
A good friend will bail tu out of jail. A best friend will be in the room siguiente to you, saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend has never seen tu cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that tu cried.
A good friend asks tu to write down your number. A best friend has tu on speed dial.
A good friend will leave tu behind if that's what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the crowd's butts for leaving you.
A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.
A good friend tells tu that she knows how tu feel. A best friend just sits down and cries with you.
A good friend will ask tu why you're crying. A best friend won't say anything when tu start crying for no reason, but will just sit down and cry with you.
A good friend will help tu learn to drive. A best friend will help tu roll the car into a lake so tu can collect insurance.
A good friend will watch your pets when tu go away. A best friend won't let tu go away.
A good friend will go to a concierto with you. A best friend will kidnap the band with you.
A good friend will hide tu from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they're after tu in the first place.