Everyone was sexing this week, except for Jenny, who once again failed to snare Damien in her extensions. This ep had plenty of hot action, but it was really all about parents and children. Mainly how parents suck. Let us count the ways!
Posdravlayu! That's "Congratulations!" in Russian, because Vanya and Dorota get hitched this week. It's the most drama-free wedding ever — for the blissful bride and groom, that is. Let's work our way through the seating chart, shall we?