Serena: tu brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as tu are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Oh Nate, what are tu doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. tu can see it from space.


Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served más time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew tu and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.


Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're...