Ross: I would fecha her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee comprar ] If tu want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Ross: [receiving his navidad gift] tu got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a limón LIME.
Ross: tu shouldn't have. I feel like I should get tu another sweater.
Joey: And last but not least.
[Monica receives her gift]
Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Chandler: All right, look if tu absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
[pounding a scone]
Ross: Stupid British snack food.
Chandler: Did they teach tu that in your anger management class?
[In response to a stupid comment]
Chandler: tu have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Rachel: Hey, just so tu know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I *knew* it!
Rachel: So are things between tu and Joey getting any better?
Chandler: It couldn't get any worse. Last night, I spent eight hours calling him, trying to get him to talk to me.
Rachel: Oh, wow. Eight hours. So tu could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?
Ross: Should we all expect navidad gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Rachel: tu shouldn't.
Judy Geller: Well, he better not come por here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.
Rachel: Wha... married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: tu know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Monica: Can tu help me fold these napkins?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams.
[Notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins]
Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a granero dance. tu wanna fold them like swans like I showed tu at Christmas, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.
Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
Monica: tu don't like the game, because tu suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And tu suck.
Phoebe: [Imitating someone really annoying] "Oh, I slept with Billy Joel." Who hasn't?
Ross: What the hell are tu doing, tu scared the crap out of me!
Ross: What are tu doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. tu want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did tu not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minuto o two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: tu kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Janice: [repeated line throughout the series] Oh... my... God!
Chandler: [after a resident has come on to Monica] Is there anyone in this building who hasn't tried to hit on you?
Monica: Well, there's Smokes-a-lot-Lady.
[thinks]
Monica: Wait a minute, that is not true.
Joey: [Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica are in Chapel in Vegas after Rachel and Ross got married] Well, what happened, did we miss it?
Chandler: Well, we actually missed it.
Phoebe: [with clenched teeth] Well, maybe tu wouldn't have if tu could run in the chapel!
Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, por then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.
Rachel: Can tu take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
Monica: Hi.
Chandler: tu are not gonna believe what I did today.
Monica: Well, clearly tu didn't ducha, ducha de o shave.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all día and now I rule. They should change the name to Ms. Chandler.
[pause]
Chandler: Although, I hope they don't.
Monica: Wait a minute, tu staid inicial all día playing Ms. Pacman, while I was at work like some kind of chump?
Chandler: Yeah, and I got all the parte superior, arriba ten scores and erased Phoebe off the board. High five!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Chandler: Well, I've been playing for like eight hours. It'll loosen up, come on check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, their dirty words.
Monica: Chandler, why would tu do that?
Chandler: Because it's awesome.
Monica: tu think this is clever?
Chandler: Well, they only give tu three letters, so after A.S.S., it is a bit of a challenge.
Monica: Wait a minute, this one's not dirty.
Chandler: Well, it is, when tu put it together with that one.
Monica: Oh, well, if tu don't clear this off, tu wont be getting those from me. Ben's coming tomorrow over to play this game, this can't be there.
Chandler: Come on, he wont even know what they mean.
Monica: He's seven, not stupid.
Chandler: Have tu talked to him lately?
Monica: All right, I'm just going to unplug it...
Chandler: No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to mostrar from my day. It would be like I was at work!
[Monica unplugs it]
Chandler: Look at that, look at that, it's still there, this thing must have a primitive ROM chip!
Monica: tu gotta beat your scores.
Chandler: With the claw?
Monica: Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that tu taught him "Pull my finger".
Chandler: Pull my finger... my hand is messed up!
Joey: I hate Pottery granero too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: tu took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? tu know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a araña *man*. tu know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no oro man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay...
Phoebe: There should *be* a oro man!
Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] tu promise tu will never see Joanna again.
Chandler: Never.
Rachel: tu will never set foot in this office again.
Chandler: No.
Rachel: You'll give me back my Walkman.
Chandler: I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman.
Rachel: [pause] Well, then I lost it, tu buy me one!
Chandler: tu got it! Come on!
Rachel: [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt?
Chandler: No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off.
[runs over to office door where his pants are hanging]
Chandler: Hello, sweet pants!
Rachel: Wait a minute! How are tu going to say tu got out?
Chandler: I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old
Phoebe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee comprar ] If tu want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Ross: [receiving his navidad gift] tu got me a cola drink.
Chandler: And a limón LIME.
Ross: tu shouldn't have. I feel like I should get tu another sweater.
Joey: And last but not least.
[Monica receives her gift]
Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
Chandler: All right, look if tu absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
[pounding a scone]
Ross: Stupid British snack food.
Chandler: Did they teach tu that in your anger management class?
[In response to a stupid comment]
Chandler: tu have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Rachel: Hey, just so tu know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I *knew* it!
Rachel: So are things between tu and Joey getting any better?
Chandler: It couldn't get any worse. Last night, I spent eight hours calling him, trying to get him to talk to me.
Rachel: Oh, wow. Eight hours. So tu could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?
Ross: Should we all expect navidad gifts that can be stolen from your office?
Rachel: tu shouldn't.
Judy Geller: Well, he better not come por here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
Nora Bing: As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
Charles Bing: But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
Nora Bing: Honey, it isn't good luck.
Rachel: Wha... married?
Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
Ross: Oh. *Oh*. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: tu know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half *pure evil*!
Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Monica: Can tu help me fold these napkins?
Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams.
[Notices the way Pheobe is folding the napkins]
Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a granero dance. tu wanna fold them like swans like I showed tu at Christmas, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.
Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!
Monica: tu don't like the game, because tu suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck at it. It sucks. And tu suck.
Phoebe: [Imitating someone really annoying] "Oh, I slept with Billy Joel." Who hasn't?
Ross: What the hell are tu doing, tu scared the crap out of me!
Ross: What are tu doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. tu want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
Ross: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.
Chandler: Du-ude!
Monica: What happened in Atlantic City?
Ross: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...
Chandler: Did tu not hear me say, "Du-ude"?
Ross: ...and this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after a while he just goes over to her and, uh, after a minuto o two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what you're thinking. Chandler's not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls. And you're right. Chandler's not the type of guy just goes to bars and makes out with girls.
Monica: tu kissed a guy? Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Janice: [repeated line throughout the series] Oh... my... God!
Chandler: [after a resident has come on to Monica] Is there anyone in this building who hasn't tried to hit on you?
Monica: Well, there's Smokes-a-lot-Lady.
[thinks]
Monica: Wait a minute, that is not true.
Joey: [Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica are in Chapel in Vegas after Rachel and Ross got married] Well, what happened, did we miss it?
Chandler: Well, we actually missed it.
Phoebe: [with clenched teeth] Well, maybe tu wouldn't have if tu could run in the chapel!
Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, por then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.
Rachel: Can tu take care of Emma just for today?
Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
Monica: Hi.
Chandler: tu are not gonna believe what I did today.
Monica: Well, clearly tu didn't ducha, ducha de o shave.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all día and now I rule. They should change the name to Ms. Chandler.
[pause]
Chandler: Although, I hope they don't.
Monica: Wait a minute, tu staid inicial all día playing Ms. Pacman, while I was at work like some kind of chump?
Chandler: Yeah, and I got all the parte superior, arriba ten scores and erased Phoebe off the board. High five!
Monica: What is the matter with your hand?
Chandler: Well, I've been playing for like eight hours. It'll loosen up, come on check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, their dirty words.
Monica: Chandler, why would tu do that?
Chandler: Because it's awesome.
Monica: tu think this is clever?
Chandler: Well, they only give tu three letters, so after A.S.S., it is a bit of a challenge.
Monica: Wait a minute, this one's not dirty.
Chandler: Well, it is, when tu put it together with that one.
Monica: Oh, well, if tu don't clear this off, tu wont be getting those from me. Ben's coming tomorrow over to play this game, this can't be there.
Chandler: Come on, he wont even know what they mean.
Monica: He's seven, not stupid.
Chandler: Have tu talked to him lately?
Monica: All right, I'm just going to unplug it...
Chandler: No, no, no, if you'll unplug it, then there will be nothing to mostrar from my day. It would be like I was at work!
[Monica unplugs it]
Chandler: Look at that, look at that, it's still there, this thing must have a primitive ROM chip!
Monica: tu gotta beat your scores.
Chandler: With the claw?
Monica: Fine, I'll do it. We gotta get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that tu taught him "Pull my finger".
Chandler: Pull my finger... my hand is messed up!
Joey: I hate Pottery granero too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: tu took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
Phoebe: Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? tu know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.
Chandler: Because, it... it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No. It's not like Phil Spidermen. He's a araña *man*. tu know, like Goldmen is a last name but there's no oro man.
Phoebe: Oh, oh okay...
Phoebe: There should *be* a oro man!
Rachel: [Chandler has been left pantsless and handcuffed to Rachel's boss's desk. Rachel has grudgingly agreed to release him] tu promise tu will never see Joanna again.
Chandler: Never.
Rachel: tu will never set foot in this office again.
Chandler: No.
Rachel: You'll give me back my Walkman.
Chandler: I prom... I never borrowed your Walkman.
Rachel: [pause] Well, then I lost it, tu buy me one!
Chandler: tu got it! Come on!
Rachel: [unlocks cuffs. Chandler rubs wrists where cuffs were] Does it hurt?
Chandler: No, I just see guys doing this when they get cuffs taken off.
[runs over to office door where his pants are hanging]
Chandler: Hello, sweet pants!
Rachel: Wait a minute! How are tu going to say tu got out?
Chandler: I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did borrow your Walkman.