What I`m working on...

Emma and Kowalski walked up to the half completed Shrink Ray, and they discussed what they had to do next. They needed to put the actual device which made things shrink into the outer casing, and attach it carefully. Then they needed to install a switch. Emma put her música on, and picked up the shrinking device, and took it over to Kowalski.

"Ok, so we just need to put this into the outer casing." He said, as he unscrewed the bottom of the casing and held part of the shrinking device, helping Emma put it in very carefully. The two of them got some wires and started attaching them to the shrinking...

Change Of Scenery
Bandit watched them go then turned to face the robot, still smirking from his accomplishments.
"I think I win" He gloated, Bandit was far from impressed and drew her daggers.
"What's going on huh?" She asked slyly "What's going on in that little head of yours? Emotion?"
The robot recoiled from the comment. "I... I feel no emotion!" He yelled back, taking his stance once again.
"Well, tu certainly seem happy with yourself. I'd say that's an emotion, wouldn't you? Oh, not that you'd know..." She trailed off, blatantly trying to confuse him.
MS' mind was nothing más than wires...

I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in pregunta : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering preguntas asked por fans of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because,...

When they finished testing Kowalski's Animalsdehumanizer on themselves, the Penguins were gone, in their place were four humans.

Kowalski has a proud look to his narrow face.he was dressed like a captain from WW2 and has his hair styled to match his pingüino, pingüino de feathers on his pingüino, pingüino de face. He also wore round glasses and had his clipboard.

Private looked about 17 o so. he too was dressed like he was a young, new recruit from WW2, and had one of those hats like a guy in the Navy would wear.

Skipper had a strong sort of 'In charge" look about him. He had a sloping buzzcut, very much like his penguin...

Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," dicho Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future o something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...

10709 people talking
R:Rat King, here.
R:Hello?
C:Hey.
R:Finally! an answer!
C:Answer what.
R:You answered.
C:What do tu think about the study of neuroscience?
R:What? I'm not the dude to be asking! Talk to that brainy flightless bird!
C:Ohh. tu must really like her.
R:The brainy one's a dude, like me! Even if he wasn't i wouldn't like him!
C:Do tu want to talk about your frustration?
R;No!
C:Are tu a robot?
R:No! I'm a muscular sewer rata that'll puñetazo, ponche your face in if tu dion't shut up!
C:How do tu know tu are not human
R:I"m a rat! not a human!
C:Have tu heard of INQ?
R:What?!
C:Whaa!
R'Huh?
C:Mivan?
R:Who?...

The tallest and the smartest pingüino, pingüino de locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest cuchillo in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski dicho drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fuego pistolas that he was making modifications to and adding más tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....

Skipper, the Valiente fierce leader, dicho he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest pingüino, pingüino de of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper dicho shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't tu dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving siguiente to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...

“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would tu three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” dicho Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make tu three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let tu join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do amor birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” dicho Private, followed por a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.”...

My cousins and I went to cama late last night, July 25th. I had a horrible time sleeping! It felt like I was sleeping on the ground! The three of us woke up sore and tired the siguiente morning to sunlight streaming on our face, which was weird considering we sleep in our grandparent’s basement when we stay for a visit.
"Where the heck are we?” asked Kristen.
"No clue." replied Amanda.
Thankfully, we woke up fully clothed and packed, wallets, phones and chargers, clothes. Whoever did this to us (assuming we weren’t dreaming) even included my 1876 quarter necklace.
"Why do I get the feeling something's...

1)Tressa is older than Rico.
2)Tressa is Rico's sister.
3)Tressa has a pigeon army (fan-fic coming soon)
4)Tressa has yellow beak and feet.
5)Tressa doesn't have corazón tatoo, it is a box which can turn into a tatoo.
6)Tressa lost her left flipper(only half).
7) Tressa can't swim, beacuse of aquaphobia.
8)She has más than 30.000 inventions.
9)Tressa is obsessed with electricity.She loves electricity although she lost her flipper because of it.
10)Tressa can talk with humans, that's why she captured por scientist.
11)She can hear all voices around 3 kms.
12)She didn't eat fishes for 20 years because they...

(you could call this a tribute to all kowalski fangirls i guess. :3 )

Chapter One

The start of summer camp. The cool, summer breeze sent chills down the spines of children. This is no ordinary camp. This is the bravery camp. Where its haunted. tu hear sounds at night, in the forest and silence. I work here. Into retirement to continue school siguiente year. Trust me. Its not preety here. Pack of fresh meat ariving today. Better get ready for blood. 5 mins later, school bus arrives. I walked towards them. Twas silent as....well it was just silent. Then, the door opened. When it did, a particular penguin...

(look, i know its all of a sudden. but i have to write "The Death Of Doris The Dolphin" and find time to do school. sorry.)

Chapter 4

Me: are tu sure we wont get injured o any side effects?

Kowalski: 100% sure tu wont get hurt. just a side effect of burping for a week.

Me: O_O

Joanna: i can live with that. not sure if tu will. our burps are.....like an explosion...more than that acually. but we are used to it.

Me: who cares? the're the ones who created this thing.

Skipper,Rico and private: *stares at kowlaksi*

Me: well, whatever. *jumps in*

Joanna: *jumps in too*

The team: *jumps in*

Me: um...a little...

Chapter 3

*Yellow and Joanna were heading to the restrooms to change*

Me: wow. it goes por so fast... *changes real quick*

Joanna: your changing does. haha

Me: well...its kinda natural.

Joanna: *changes*

Me: so..now what?

Joanna: wanna round of soccer with Joe?(Joanna's brother)

Me: sure! nothing like soccer to keep me going!

Skipper: Hold on soldiers!

Me and Joanna: AHH!!!

Kowalski: tu frightned them. and also they thought penguins cant talk.

Skipper: i blame the government on that one.

Me: umm....hello? talking penguin? i have so many preguntas in my mind its about to exploade but i'll ask tu one. what...

Once the penguins returned back to the HQ, Skipper had expected Kowalski to be giving out respuestas to what this creature was doing, where it came from, and how it lived. However, this was not the case, as Julien had tried to sneak into the HQ to "borrow" their tv, but was huddled up under a table, as the penguins saw why he'd been hiding. Kowalski was in a fit of rage it seemed, he was taking a baseball bat and destroying every single radio and intercom, as well as packing every single exit with dynamite, he grunted whenever the bat got stuck in a radio that was broken into. This was enough...

Private gazed out the window, thinking. He was so worried about CC and Lexii. He kept trying to make himself feel better por telling himself that the girls were probably kicking some delfín bottom right now. But he knew that wasn't the case..
Private heard a sniffle and a soft whimper. He rolled his eyes and turned around.
"Julien, what are tu doing no-" he began. Julien was sitting on the asiento with his arms wrapped around his knees. He had a single tear rolling out of his eye.
"Are tu okay?" Private dicho coming to sit siguiente to him.
Julien shook his head. "I could have save-ed them. I saw...

Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit más concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an hora ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he dicho a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't tu worried too!?!?!"...

I went to go get Candy. First I snuck into the hallway and hid behind a pillar. "Candy!" I called. "Blowhole needs you!" "I'm coming" dicho Candy. I then put on my dragon mask and got into character. I peeked over the side of the pillar and saw dulces coming. Then I jumped out and let out a roar! dulces screamed!

Then she said, "Wow, I never had a dragon in this secret lair!" "Oh, but tu do now!" I dicho in my creepy dragon voice. "What kind of a dragon are you?" dicho Candy. "I am the coolest dragon on earth!" I said. "That's an interesting kind of dragon" dicho dulces "I never heard of such thing"...

This story takes place seven years in the future...

...Skipper's team have división, split up, each pingüino, pingüino de gone to do their own thing before each retire...

...Kowalski had gone to be a science teacher at the Calafornia universidad for Penguins...

...Rico had left to be a security gaurd for the pingüino, pingüino de museum...

...Private and CC, had gotten married, and settled down...

...Skipper, however, had stayed at the Central Park Zoo...

Our story begins with little Rune, not so little anymore, now tweleve years old. She stayed at the zoo too. Ever since CC and the rest of the team left, she had been lonely. The lemurs...

  "So let me get this straight. tu both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do tu think tu might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few minutos then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything tu just said..." he dicho he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...