I got trolled :P (Rage comic #1

It's a beautiful día in the Central Park zoo and all of the penguins are in the HQ, bored out of their minds. "Skippa. Can I watch the Lunacorns? Im boooooaaad!" Private whined, getting very close to his commanding officer. Skipper just pushed him away. "No Private. We have to be más than ready for when Blowhole strikes again." Skipper replied, putting his flippers behind his back. Lilly flipped her bangs to the side and revealed her big blue eyes. "Come on Skipper...PLEEEEAAASSE let us watch SOMETHING." She pleaded, batting her eyelashes. Skipper then grabed her bangs and gave them a hard...

The siguiente day, Rebecca woke up and went downstairs. To her horror she saw Officer X. He was holding a rata in his large hands and slowly squeezing it. "Oww!! Help me! Please!" The rata squeaked, the air slowly escaping his lungs. Rebecca ran down the stairs and snatched the rata from Officer X's hands. "Are tu okay little guy? Can tu walk?" She asked in a concerned tone, slowly placing the rata on the floor. "Y-Yes...bless your kind soul!" The rata stuttered, blowing the kind teen kisses. He then ran into a small hole in the muro and dissapeared. "Were tu talking to that rat?" Officer X asked,...

That night as Alice dropped her cousin off at her home, Officer X gt out of the car as well, because it turns out her parents were his close friends from highschool. WHAT are the ODDS!? So they set him up a guest cama in the room right siguiente to hers. "Oh How lovely it is to see tu X!." Rebecca's mother cheered, hugging the large man. Her dad shook X's hand. "It's been a while." He said, thinking about their highschool days. Rebecca threw her backpack to the floor and began to ascend the stairs, but she was noticed por her mother. "Uh, hello to tu to Rebecca." dicho Rebecca's mother, putting her...

(Brandon helped me brainstorm on this, so I give him credit too ^^)

It's a lovely día in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are hanging out in the tejón habitat for a barbecue. "Who wants grilled salmon?" Becky cheered, flipping salmón fillets over a small fuego she had made. All the penguins raised their flippers. "Sounds good to me Becky!" Lilly replied happily. Skipper was sitting siguiente to her drinking a jugo, jugo de box. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse!" Sharpey added, snatching the jugo, jugo de from Skipper's flipper. Lilly began to laugh like crazy, but she stopped when she caught her commanding...

Running and sweating, kat's exhaustion didn't kick in because of her adrenaline shot. 'How are tu still running?!?!' asked Skipper. 'It's called an adrenaline shot silly,' dicho Kat, pulling out a uzi and firing at the horde. 'What do we do now?!?!' shouted Kowalski. 'Kabloomi?' asked Rico. 'Sure!!! Get something loud and that beeps!!' yelled Kat. Rico set the bomb, and threw it at the zombies, which turned around to attack it. 'Whhoooargh!!!' they screeched at the bomb before BAM!!! They all got blown up, flying blood and guts spilling on the ground. 'What the hell were those?!?!' screamed...