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"Here we are, Damion's fortress," dicho Kowalski. "In due time Kowalski, in due time," replied Hannah. Their pod landed, surprisingly safely, in fact Lilly was surprised that Dr. Damion didn't activate the laser cannons on them. "I'm sure he's just baiting us in, if he was trying to keep us out, he would've shot us down por now, anyone else suspect that?" asked Lilly. "I suppose so, there'd be no other reason unless he wanted us to come by," dicho Private. Kowalski then saw no guards, no Swat Droids, o Algües, no Ruplea soldiers, not even cleaner Androids were in the landing site, nervously, Kowalski stepped out of the pod and looked around, cocking his .38 millimeter Arton Gun, a very small but powerful laser gun, and seeing no one there. "It seems the coast is clear," dicho Kowalski. "Alright, then let's go!!" shouted Lilly, being held back por Private. "This place scares me," dicho Private, stepping out with a Crosslaser gun, he looked up and noticed a sentry gun, aiming at him, he quickly shot it, destroying it. "There, now we're clear," dicho Private. "Alright guys, let's go!!" yelled Kowalski. "Here we come soldiers, we'll rescue tu all," dicho Lilly. "I hope Private's a good shot though..." dicho Hannah nervously. "Come on Hannah, we can do this, remember that exam? tu succeeded in that, so tu can do something this simple," dicho Kowalski, reassuringly. "Thanks Professor," dicho Hannah.
"Sir, the rebels, they're here!! In the fortress!! Shall I send the Swat Droids?" asked Johnston. "No, seperate the group, I wish to confront Private, alone, and then tu can send Swat Droids to the rest of his group," dicho Dr. Damion. "Very good sir, I'll get the muro dividers set up to divide their group, then realign the hallway just for Private," dicho Johnston. "Smart idea Johnston, but if this fails, like Dr. Blowhole has, then I shall do exactly what I did to him, Torturus Multipali," dicho Dr. Damion. "What does that mean sir?" asked Johnston. "The Multiple Torture, tu will go through the 8 worst tortures of your life, for 35 minutes, until tu die from it," dicho Dr. Damion, smiling. "I get the point sir, should anything happen I'll agree to those terms," dicho Johnston, gulping slightly. "I can see the fear in those eyes Johnston, now, tell me what is really sweet, and wonderful, and bright," dicho Dr. Damion. "Umm...... tu are sir?" asked Johnston. Johnston was soon grabbed and thrown across the room, hitting the opposite wall, he heard something snap in his arm, and he saw the warm blood oozing out. "That would be incorrect," dicho Dr. Damion, wiping off the blood from the muro with a sponge, and squeezing it out in his wine goblet. "Heal yourself nephew, the día has just started," dicho Dr. Damion, laughing as he saw Johnston staggering in pain as he drank the blood from his goblet.
"See anything?" asked Lilly. "Not a soul, no one is here, suppose Dr. Damion moved his headquarters elsewhere?" asked Hannah. "Not exactly, look, I see tracks, I'll follow them to see what's made them," dicho Private, following the tracks, unknowingly hitting a laser line across the hall. "Wait!! Private!! It's a trap!!" yelled Hannah, but it was soon too late. A muro slammed down only one inch from Hannah's toes, making her step back. "Oh great!! He threw a trap at us again!! Why are we so fucking gullible?!" yelled Lilly. "Well, Einstein did say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing, expecting different results everytime," dicho Kowalski. "Oh yeah? It's too bad Einstein's thoughts are now in Dr. Sadist's brain!!" yelled Hannah, trying to push the wall. "Wait, did tu bring that metal bender?" asked Lilly. "Oh, pfft, yes!! But it needs to refresh, it'll take five minutos to start it up and six más to load it," dicho Kowalski. "Good, just do it now then!!" yelled Lilly frantically. "I'm on it, can ya give a flipper Hannah?" asked Kowalski. "Sure, tell me what to do Professor!!" dicho Hannah enthusiastically. "Alright, let's start, this'll be a bit easier than last time," dicho Kowalski, solemnly scratching his head.
Private was shocked at first, realizing he was away from everyone else, he didn't care about the footprints anymore, he wanted out, he then saw another muro open up into a very dark, pitch-black hallway. Stepping inside, he covered his nostrils, it smelled of rusting iron and alcohol, he heard a slight dripping sound, he knew where he was now, this was one of Dr. Damion's organ freezers, one of the few places where all his pingüino, pingüino de prisoner's organs were stored for him to use, to last forever. He looked around for a way out, pushing aside hanging intestines and seeing a door, he wanted out, it was so cold in there, but he was used to it, since he was a pingüino, pingüino de after all. He then found a latch, one that tu would pull on an old refrigerator to open the door. "I want out of here, it's smelly and cold in this dump," muttered Private, humming "We Shall Gather At The River" as he pulled the old latch. He saw that he was in a two-story room, it had a single window towards the top, near a ledge, and a ladder leaned against the ledge, his way out, until he noticed the metal double doors in front open slowly. "I knew your curiosity would bring tu here, very beautiful isn't it?" asked Dr. Damion, stepping into the room, locking the double doors and laughing.
"What is it tu want Doctor?" asked Private, frowning. "I just thought that since tu are a very worthy adversary, we could possibly fight it out, my brains versus your bare courage and instinct," dicho Dr. Damion, smiling charmingly. "Look, Damion, we don't need to do this, I understand you're mad, and that you've merely lost your way, but don't do this!! I never wish to kill you, o anyone!!" yelled Private. "You don't know me, minor!!" yelled Dr. Damion, frowning. "Why are tu mad then sir?! Do tell me!!" yelled Private scornfully. "How does a person feel, when they've been laughed at, thrown out, and having your ideas stolen?! Just forget you, like an old ugly doll that no one ever wants to play with?!" asked Dr. Damion. "Oh, I see what you're talking about, tu were an inventor, a Disease Specialist, weren't you? What happened to the good Doctor tu were?" asked Private. "Cowardice, that's what happened, my "Sadistic weapon" was disapproved, and they threw me out for illegal weapons of mass destruction. Yet they approve of Jett's invention!! A cheap insane copy of my own!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "That's why tu wanted to kill Jett..." dicho Private. "Precisely, he has stolen my life, and he paid the ultimate price," dicho Dr. Damion, "Prepare to die, Private the Martian."
"No, tu will Dr. Damion!!" yelled Private defiantly. Dr. Damion growled and then grabbed a single dagger and tried to jab Private, he spun around and dodged it. "Ah, the Marxistic etiquette tu attained, very impressive," dicho Dr. Damion. Private pulled out his own dagger trying to jab Dr. Damion, but he ducked down, using his feet to grab Private's dagger, and kicked it to his flippers. "It's two against none it seems," smiled Private, dodging the daggers and kicking Dr. Damion's knee, but it was useless, Dr. Damion got back up and sliced Private's side. High adrenaline levels in Private surged, making him ignore the slight bleeding as he kicked Dr. Damion's shoulder, knocking him down. "Good job with the skillful tactics hatchling!! I commend you!!" yelled Dr. Damion, kicking Private off him, making him roll towards the ladder. Private then kicked Damion's stomach, making him drop the daggers and hold his beak. "What's the matter Dr. Damion? Stomach troubles?" asked Private. Dr. Damion then threw up, spewing out partially digested pingüino, pingüino de meat, he shivered a bit and got back up. "I'LL KILL YOU!!!" yelled Dr. Damion, getting sliced twice por Private's daggers, one in his side, and another near his left flipper. He grabbed Private's ankle with his eyes glowing red with rage, as he tried to climb the ladder. "You'll never escape me child!! Hehe, NEVER!!!" yelled Dr. Damion, holding on tightly. Private then kicked Dr. Damion's head, making him fall off, allowing Private to bust down the window and escape.
posted by TheRatKing1
When they finished testing Kowalski's Animalsdehumanizer on themselves, the Penguins were gone, in their place were four humans.

Kowalski has a proud look to his narrow face.he was dressed like a captain from WW2 and has his hair styled to match his pingüino, pingüino de feathers on his pingüino, pingüino de face. He also wore round glasses and had his clipboard.

Private looked about 17 o so. he too was dressed like he was a young, new recruit from WW2, and had one of those hats like a guy in the Navy would wear.

Skipper had a strong sort of 'In charge" look about him. He had a sloping buzzcut, very much like his penguin...
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Gathering Kristen, CC, Tom and myself into my bedroom, I told them what has to happen.
"We HAVE to find out what REALLY happened in Denmark! I know just what to do!"
"Time travel?' guesses CC
"Yes, but I also have an extra step."
"What?" asked kristen
"Since we have THE guy who does Skipper's voice as a member of this little expidition, we may as well have THE guy who does Hans."
"OHHH," dicho Tom "Now i get it. You're using me and John to play Skipper and Hans to prove you're from the future o something!"
"Or something." i said.
"John.. uh I mean Mr. DiMaggio! We need a favor! I'm going to have to...
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The tallest and the smartest pingüino, pingüino de locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest cuchillo in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski dicho drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fuego pistolas that he was making modifications to and adding más tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....
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Skipper, the Valiente fierce leader, dicho he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground in front of him was the craziest pingüino, pingüino de of them all Rico. His fallen comrade was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper dicho shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't tu dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the laser had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The psychotic Dr. Blowhole smirked, moving siguiente to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have...
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posted by TheRatKing1
“Well, since I can’t erase your memories, how would tu three like to join? We could always use new recruits.” dicho Skipper.
“You’re willing to trust us that quickly?” I asked
“I still don’t, but if I can’t do anything to make tu three forget about this, there’s nothing I can do but let tu join.”
“Skippa, “okk a this!” exclaimed Rico.
“Hey, put that down! That’s Kristen’s Birthday gift!”
“Ooh, I do amor birthday’s, when was yours?-OUCH!” dicho Private, followed por a slap from Skipper.
“What is it?” he asked me
“Classified Intel a.k.a not for your eyes.”...
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posted by TheRatKing1
My cousins and I went to cama late last night, July 25th. I had a horrible time sleeping! It felt like I was sleeping on the ground! The three of us woke up sore and tired the siguiente morning to sunlight streaming on our face, which was weird considering we sleep in our grandparent’s basement when we stay for a visit.
"Where the heck are we?” asked Kristen.
"No clue." replied Amanda.
Thankfully, we woke up fully clothed and packed, wallets, phones and chargers, clothes. Whoever did this to us (assuming we weren’t dreaming) even included my 1876 quarter necklace.
"Why do I get the feeling something's...
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1)Tressa is older than Rico.
2)Tressa is Rico's sister.
3)Tressa has a pigeon army (fan-fic coming soon)
4)Tressa has yellow beak and feet.
5)Tressa doesn't have corazón tatoo, it is a box which can turn into a tatoo.
6)Tressa lost her left flipper(only half).
7) Tressa can't swim, beacuse of aquaphobia.
8)She has más than 30.000 inventions.
9)Tressa is obsessed with electricity.She loves electricity although she lost her flipper because of it.
10)Tressa can talk with humans, that's why she captured por scientist.
11)She can hear all voices around 3 kms.
12)She didn't eat fishes for 20 years because they...
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posted by coolprivate
(you could call this a tribute to all kowalski fangirls i guess. :3 )

Chapter One

The start of summer camp. The cool, summer breeze sent chills down the spines of children. This is no ordinary camp. This is the bravery camp. Where its haunted. tu hear sounds at night, in the forest and silence. I work here. Into retirement to continue school siguiente year. Trust me. Its not preety here. Pack of fresh meat ariving today. Better get ready for blood. 5 mins later, school bus arrives. I walked towards them. Twas silent as....well it was just silent. Then, the door opened. When it did, a particular penguin...
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(the irony)

Me: *gasp*

in summer camp

Kowlaksi: no!

there is something

Doris: *screams*

that is most feared

Me: *evil smirk holding a knife*

jelousy

Julien: well...MAURICE! BE MY PROTECTER!

so beware

Joanna: eek!

o she will come and get you

Kowalski: what kind of logic are tu talking about? hat makes not sense!

In The Death Of Doris The delfín

Everyone: *scream*

End Of Trailer.

(scary huh? .FT.)

since it says this needs to be longer, misceláneo time!

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kowalksikowlaksikowlaksikowalksikowlaksikowalskikowalksikowalksikowalksi

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:P
(look, i know its all of a sudden. but i have to write "The Death Of Doris The Dolphin" and find time to do school. sorry.)

Chapter 4

Me: are tu sure we wont get injured o any side effects?

Kowalski: 100% sure tu wont get hurt. just a side effect of burping for a week.

Me: O_O

Joanna: i can live with that. not sure if tu will. our burps are.....like an explosion...more than that acually. but we are used to it.

Me: who cares? the're the ones who created this thing.

Skipper,Rico and private: *stares at kowlaksi*

Me: well, whatever. *jumps in*

Joanna: *jumps in too*

The team: *jumps in*

Me: um...a little...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
That night, at the pingüino, pingüino de lair, all the penguins were asleep. All was quiet until Skipper woke up. "Boys, get up!" he said. "But Skippah, it's the middle of the night" dicho Private. "I know" Skipper said. "But my guts are telling me that something is not right!" "What do tu mean?" asked Kowalski. "I think that villainous scum Dr Blowhole is onto us!" Skipper said. "I mean he could pop out of no where sometime right now!"

At that moment, I used a laser on my segway to cut open a giant delfín sized hole through the supply closet door. Then I came in wearing my dragon gear. "Hello worthless...
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....I had to cut if from 12 shows to 5, because if wrote the whole story with 12 shows, I swear to God my brain would've exploded out of my skull! D: XD So now it's only PoM, MLP: FiM, TAWOG, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, plus our OCs. :3 Aaaannddd since I had to type más to make it an article..... misceláneo WORDS!!!! WAAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRMMMEEEEEELLLLOOOOONNNNN, BBEEEEEEEEAAAANNNBBBAAAGGGGGG, SSSOOOOOOOUUUUUPPPPPPP, AAAPPPPPLLLLEEEEESAAAAAUUUCCEEEEE, HHAAAAAAAIIIIIRRRSSSSPPPRRRAAAAAYYYYY & CUUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!! XDDDDDD
posted by coolprivate
Chapter 3

*Yellow and Joanna were heading to the restrooms to change*

Me: wow. it goes por so fast... *changes real quick*

Joanna: your changing does. haha

Me: well...its kinda natural.

Joanna: *changes*

Me: so..now what?

Joanna: wanna round of soccer with Joe?(Joanna's brother)

Me: sure! nothing like soccer to keep me going!

Skipper: Hold on soldiers!

Me and Joanna: AHH!!!

Kowalski: tu frightned them. and also they thought penguins cant talk.

Skipper: i blame the government on that one.

Me: umm....hello? talking penguin? i have so many preguntas in my mind its about to exploade but i'll ask tu one. what...
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Once the penguins returned back to the HQ, Skipper had expected Kowalski to be giving out respuestas to what this creature was doing, where it came from, and how it lived. However, this was not the case, as Julien had tried to sneak into the HQ to "borrow" their tv, but was huddled up under a table, as the penguins saw why he'd been hiding. Kowalski was in a fit of rage it seemed, he was taking a baseball bat and destroying every single radio and intercom, as well as packing every single exit with dynamite, he grunted whenever the bat got stuck in a radio that was broken into. This was enough...
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Once Private had made Julien understand that it was his girlfriend that had been kidnapped, he was a bit más concerned.... Well a little too concerned actually.
"When are we going to get there?!? Are we going to get there in time?!?! Where are we going?!?!? Are we going the right way!?!?? " Julien yelled as he sat beside Private on an empty subway car. Private's eye had started twitching about an hora ago. Finally he clamped Julien's mouth shut with his flippers.
"Julien! Calm! Now! ..... Uh. Please?" he dicho a little embarrassed at his anger toward the end.
"Aren't tu worried too!?!?!"...
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Chapter two. Written por me. (CC) XD

"No-one's here," Private sighed, after he and Julian searched the area for a few minutes. "They tricked us!" He smiled slightly at the cleverness.
"Then where are they being?" Julian asked, slightly annoyed. He leaned against a árbol trunk.
"I don't know."
Both animales jumped when they heard CC's call.

A call for help!

They followed the sound of her voice, and hid behind some bushes. Private grabbed Julian's tail to stop him going out into the open, when he saw the danger.
"It's Blowhole!" he whispered harshly.
"Hey! What's that dolphin, fishy-face doing with...
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(aha, I bet almost no one got my hints! Enjoy the surprise ending!)

I woke up sweating and coughing, unable to breath. I saw four figures huddled over me. . . It's it's... Rico! Kowalski! Private! Amber! Their alive!

"I'm- your- we- we aren't dead!" I yelled.

"no, but tu almost drowned in your own fit of coughing. tu ok?" kowalski asked.

"yeah, fine, your not zombies, so," I said.

"but tu coughed blood on nmy face!" amber complained. I saw the red staines on her feathers.

"wait, so, so it was a dream? All the the zombies?" I asked.

"is that why tu kicked me in the chest?" private asked.

"oh, uh,...
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Lexii's POV

I was growing más and más nervous the closer we got to the park. I glanced at Julien and could tell he was deep in thought. Taking a deep breath I decided to just concentrat on putting one foot in front of the other. But my mind kept wondering...
I DID amor Julien, but amor was such a scary feeling for me. Growing up with Blowhole taught me absolutely nothing about love! I mean, I amor limonada and fresh air and the color blue but the amor between me and Julien was different. I didn't even know this kind of amor existed before and now that it was all being thrown at me... I...
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posted by _Lexii23_
Okay so this chapter's kinda short.. But I hope tu enjoy! Please comment!! :D

   As soon as the smoke cleared, Lexii and Julien saw Rico standing in the doorway with a stick of dynamite in his flippers. The two lemurs coughed and sat up. 
    Rico up chucked two blankets and Skipper caught them as he ran into the freezer. He wrapped Lexii in a blanket first then did the same with Julien. 
   "Are tu two okay?" Skipper asked  as he quickly led them out of the freezer.  
     "Yeah, we're fine. J-just really cold." Lexii replied, pulling the blanket tighter around her shoulders. She...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
I went to go get Candy. First I snuck into the hallway and hid behind a pillar. "Candy!" I called. "Blowhole needs you!" "I'm coming" dicho Candy. I then put on my dragon mask and got into character. I peeked over the side of the pillar and saw dulces coming. Then I jumped out and let out a roar! dulces screamed!

Then she said, "Wow, I never had a dragon in this secret lair!" "Oh, but tu do now!" I dicho in my creepy dragon voice. "What kind of a dragon are you?" dicho Candy. "I am the coolest dragon on earth!" I said. "That's an interesting kind of dragon" dicho dulces "I never heard of such thing"...
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