"Do tu know how much this sucks?"
Lexi asked her best friend Emily while they did the dishes before their early bedtime of 8:30 (though there was no way in heck they were going to sleep that early.)
"I know, why can't your parents just get a maid? It's not like they cant afford one." Emily replied.
She had been staying at Lexi's house for the past año even though her parents (who were just as rich and maidless as Lexi's parents) lived on the same block. Their families were very close so the girls took turns living with each others families, switching houses about every other year.
"I didn't mean my parents not having a maid, I ment being grounded. The maid thing sucks too though."
The girls had been grounded for a week for taking funny pictures of themselves instead of doing their homework. Their super-strict parents did things like that all the time and they wanted their daughters to be lawyers and docters like them but Lexi and Emily always tried to be who they were, not who their parents wanted them to be.
Lexi and her overactive imagination and misceláneo hats, and Emily and her girly-girlness and misceláneo necklaces. Plus them being the most hyper kids in their fancy-rich-kid private school made their parents pretty much hate them, but still not as much as they hated their parents.
"Ladies, I have just gotten off of the telephone with Dr. Kent."
Lexi's dad's sickningly serious voice snuck up behind them, but they were both used to him doing that to the point where they didn't jump and/ o turn around to acknowledge him.
They gave each other a horrified glance. Dr. Kent was their creepy family therapist who, of course, their parents thought was the best therapist in the world. The girls both wondered why they thought they even needed a family therapist.
"He has just informed me," Lexi's dad continued. ",of a program tu two will be participating in.
They had been trying for years to get their daughters to 'behave' (in this case 'behave' meaning act like either a rock o piece of wood.) por having them go through various 'programs' that never did any good.
"Please don't say summer camp, please don't say summer camp, please don't say summer camp. they silently pleaded.
"The two of tu will be moving to a new town without us o Emily's mother o father. tu will not be able to communicate with us in any way. In this manner tu will see what it is like to live alone with no one to take care of tu and therefore, tu will see how much tu desperately need us. Until that time tu will only be allowde to see us once a year." (yes, the big turd actually talked like that)
Lexi and Emily could have burst out laughing and they would have if they hadn't been too shocked to move.
As it turns out this would be the bast thing their parents had ever done for them.
Lexi asked her best friend Emily while they did the dishes before their early bedtime of 8:30 (though there was no way in heck they were going to sleep that early.)
"I know, why can't your parents just get a maid? It's not like they cant afford one." Emily replied.
She had been staying at Lexi's house for the past año even though her parents (who were just as rich and maidless as Lexi's parents) lived on the same block. Their families were very close so the girls took turns living with each others families, switching houses about every other year.
"I didn't mean my parents not having a maid, I ment being grounded. The maid thing sucks too though."
The girls had been grounded for a week for taking funny pictures of themselves instead of doing their homework. Their super-strict parents did things like that all the time and they wanted their daughters to be lawyers and docters like them but Lexi and Emily always tried to be who they were, not who their parents wanted them to be.
Lexi and her overactive imagination and misceláneo hats, and Emily and her girly-girlness and misceláneo necklaces. Plus them being the most hyper kids in their fancy-rich-kid private school made their parents pretty much hate them, but still not as much as they hated their parents.
"Ladies, I have just gotten off of the telephone with Dr. Kent."
Lexi's dad's sickningly serious voice snuck up behind them, but they were both used to him doing that to the point where they didn't jump and/ o turn around to acknowledge him.
They gave each other a horrified glance. Dr. Kent was their creepy family therapist who, of course, their parents thought was the best therapist in the world. The girls both wondered why they thought they even needed a family therapist.
"He has just informed me," Lexi's dad continued. ",of a program tu two will be participating in.
They had been trying for years to get their daughters to 'behave' (in this case 'behave' meaning act like either a rock o piece of wood.) por having them go through various 'programs' that never did any good.
"Please don't say summer camp, please don't say summer camp, please don't say summer camp. they silently pleaded.
"The two of tu will be moving to a new town without us o Emily's mother o father. tu will not be able to communicate with us in any way. In this manner tu will see what it is like to live alone with no one to take care of tu and therefore, tu will see how much tu desperately need us. Until that time tu will only be allowde to see us once a year." (yes, the big turd actually talked like that)
Lexi and Emily could have burst out laughing and they would have if they hadn't been too shocked to move.
As it turns out this would be the bast thing their parents had ever done for them.
it was raining outside, and Raichel was playing final fantasía 1 inside of her grandma's house with her brother, Avery. there was a knock at the door. "that's probably grandma back from the store." Avery said. I paused the game and went over to the door. I opened the door. "FANBOY!!!!" I hugged him. I kissed him on the lips. "great. HE's here." Avery said. "shut up, Avery! tu need to stop hating!!" I snapped. "how do tu know where my grandma lives?" I asked. " I know how the house smells, so I followed the smell. he said. we kissed and he watched me and Avery play final fantasía 1.
As they walked in, they were captured por a net. Mr. Mufflin came up to them, "Where's your note?" he demanded. "Were new, and Fanboy and Chum Chum showed us around school." replied Fangirl, "Isn't that right, Speedy?" Speedy was busy thinking about Fanboy, "Yah." she dicho in a dreamy voice. Mr. Mufflin let them go.
The girs ran inicial that day, and wrote in their diaries.
Dear Awesome Diary,
I know, I USED to like Nick Jonas, but now I have anither crush: Fanboy. He's so nice and CUTE! He has NO IDEA! The bad news is, I think Fangirl does, too. I'm gonna have to keep this a secret!
Your friend,
Speedy
Fangirl's wasn't very different:
Dear Adorable Diary,
Fanboy is ADORABLE! He is the glowing light in my heart. I can't let Speedy get him!
Love,
Fangirl
Both girls dreamed that night:
Fanboy this! Fanboy that! I amor tu FANBOY!
The girs ran inicial that day, and wrote in their diaries.
Dear Awesome Diary,
I know, I USED to like Nick Jonas, but now I have anither crush: Fanboy. He's so nice and CUTE! He has NO IDEA! The bad news is, I think Fangirl does, too. I'm gonna have to keep this a secret!
Your friend,
Speedy
Fangirl's wasn't very different:
Dear Adorable Diary,
Fanboy is ADORABLE! He is the glowing light in my heart. I can't let Speedy get him!
Love,
Fangirl
Both girls dreamed that night:
Fanboy this! Fanboy that! I amor tu FANBOY!
My kids kirsten and my little rob wilson is very about the shows we watch when they zombie land she hit with a bat and tried hitting me with piano.And she tried to copy what that old lady did for ZOMBIE KILL OF THE WEEK! about Luckely we were outside and I didnt get hit. and let's talked about lenny. When Lenny called Fanboy and Chum Chum COSTUME GOOFBALLS!we got kicked out of the super market for Kirsten and Little Rob yelling and callingSANTCLAUS a COSTUME GOOFBALL! and SANTA cussed at them.
The siguiente day, the two were playing with Legos, when Speedy asked a certain question. "Hey Fanboy, why are tu in kindergarten?"
"It's because of Marsha." he answered, "She was making me miserable, so I had no choice." Speedy felt sorry for Fanboy. "That really sucks." she said, "I really don't think we sould be here!"
The class was going roller skating that day. Speedy rode inlines, and was really good at it. Some guy kept on trying to run into her, though, so they got kicked out when Speedy dicho a bad word to him. "GET AWAY FROM ME tu F***ING B****! tu ARE P***ING ME OFF!" she said. Three bad words in one sentence!
Things seemed normal when they got back, though.
"It's because of Marsha." he answered, "She was making me miserable, so I had no choice." Speedy felt sorry for Fanboy. "That really sucks." she said, "I really don't think we sould be here!"
The class was going roller skating that day. Speedy rode inlines, and was really good at it. Some guy kept on trying to run into her, though, so they got kicked out when Speedy dicho a bad word to him. "GET AWAY FROM ME tu F***ING B****! tu ARE P***ING ME OFF!" she said. Three bad words in one sentence!
Things seemed normal when they got back, though.
Raichel skipped up to fangirl and speedy. "hi guys! follow me to the fuente in the park." she said. they followed Raichel to a door. sophie led the two into a room that looks like the inside of a church. there as a section marked "friends." fangirl and speedy saw multiple people they knew. Oz,Kyle, yo, ollie, sparky, and even marsha. sam, miso, Chumelina, and mina, Raichel's big sister. they saw Raichel's brother,Avery as a ring barer. they saw Fanboy at an alter. a song played, and they saw Raichel walk with lenny down the aisle. as she reached the aisle, Fanboy held her hands. boog was the person to the wedding ceremony, o the preist, o what ever the frick tu call it. after Fanboy and Raichel recited their vows, they kissed. every one cheered. fangirl and speedy were the only ones in tears. Fanboy and Raichel went to the frosty mart for their honeymoon.
RJ was sitting on the seesaw at the park, texting her friend,sophie. she looks up and there was fanboy. "uh,Raichel, I need to tell tu something." he said. "i'm listening, fanboy."I said. " I,have the world's biggest CRUSH on you." he blushed. " no way! I amor tu too! " i said. i kissed him on the lips. " oh my gosh! thank you! i amor you!" he said. he kissed me on the cheek and skipped away blushing,and smiling. "you're welcome, fanboy. i amor tu too." i said. he went to go tell Tami and kyle what just happened.
It's dark. I can't feel, see, smell, o hear anything. Where am I? Who am I? The last thing I remember is hearing a monster...
"Fanboy! Look what I found!" I open my eyes slightly. I see a tall kid, and a short one, both wearing super hero costumes. "Who are you?" I ask. "I'm Fanboy," says the tall one, "and I'm Chum Chum!" says the other, "Who are you?" "I- I don't know." I respond. "Hmm..." says Fanboy, "Maybe we should call tu Sparky!" "Good idea!" I say.
For the siguiente few days we at around playing videogames. "Sparky," says Fanboy, "You really shouldn't sand on your head like that for so long..." "So?" I grunt. Fanboy starts talking, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah..." I gasp suddenly, then shoot off. "SPARKY!" Fanboy yells. "CAN'T TALK!" I yell, "GIRATINA!"
"Fanboy! Look what I found!" I open my eyes slightly. I see a tall kid, and a short one, both wearing super hero costumes. "Who are you?" I ask. "I'm Fanboy," says the tall one, "and I'm Chum Chum!" says the other, "Who are you?" "I- I don't know." I respond. "Hmm..." says Fanboy, "Maybe we should call tu Sparky!" "Good idea!" I say.
For the siguiente few days we at around playing videogames. "Sparky," says Fanboy, "You really shouldn't sand on your head like that for so long..." "So?" I grunt. Fanboy starts talking, but all I hear is "Blah blah blah..." I gasp suddenly, then shoot off. "SPARKY!" Fanboy yells. "CAN'T TALK!" I yell, "GIRATINA!"
"KYLE!" Fangirl said. "Oh alright, tu ninnies!" and he turned them into beatutiful girls. Fanboy and Chum Chum saw them. "Hey, I never noticed how beautiful tu were, Fangirl!" Fanboy said. FANGIRL!? What about SPEEDY!? "Speedy, you're so pretty!" Chum Chum said. "Oh, uh, gee, thanks Chum Chum!" She wanted FANBOY!
No matter what she did she couldn't get rid of him, so the siguiente day, she cut cut class- and went to kindergarten. "Marsha! I need you!" Speedy explained the whole story to Marsha. "Hmm... Okay. But ONLY if I can come back to your school!" Marsha answered. "Whatever! As long as Chum Chum stops bothering me!"
"NOOO! tu didn't say I was going back to KINDERGARTEN!!" Speedy yelled. "Snacktime!" the teacher said. "Ooh! Snacks! GIMME!" Speedy screamed.
Marsha was back- making everyone miserable. Where was Speedy?
No matter what she did she couldn't get rid of him, so the siguiente day, she cut cut class- and went to kindergarten. "Marsha! I need you!" Speedy explained the whole story to Marsha. "Hmm... Okay. But ONLY if I can come back to your school!" Marsha answered. "Whatever! As long as Chum Chum stops bothering me!"
"NOOO! tu didn't say I was going back to KINDERGARTEN!!" Speedy yelled. "Snacktime!" the teacher said. "Ooh! Snacks! GIMME!" Speedy screamed.
Marsha was back- making everyone miserable. Where was Speedy?
