Song: link
Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the mostrar starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the mostrar starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.
8 PM
On The Block - Back2Back
8:30 PM
Thomas & The Magic Railway
Sean The Hedgehog: We have another Thomas special for you, and it's got loads of humor in there for you. Until then, enjoy our back to back episodes of On The Block, because these are the last two episodes.
Tom: Say what?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Tom: Maybe we should have made más episodes.
Sean The Hedgehog: tu think?
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutos later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? tu told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten por a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant manzana, apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young potro, colt that was abused por his two aunts. Where are his parents tu ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a disney film, so don't pregunta it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros por the way, I think tu oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on parte superior, arriba of a hill, and both the house, and colina looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears siguiente to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs tu see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as tu can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, tu better make it quicker then quickly as tu can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are tu yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an manzana, apple starts to grow off of the árbol near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because tu only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was dado this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big manzana, apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the manzana, apple disappear which makes the manzana, apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I dicho start the damn car!
Spiker: tu shouldn't curse. We are in a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if tu say please. Again, this is a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The manzana, apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed por fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the manzana, apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the manzana, apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorito! time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: por The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven por Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, tu need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before tu kill us.
43 minutos later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took tu two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did tu invite us here anyway? On the phone, tu dicho tu had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. One of my favorito! decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My segundo favorito! is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorito! is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorito! decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one más thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: segundo least favorito! is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: tu dicho weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? tu might see Master Sword catch on fuego again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see tu again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do tu know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the siguiente episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is registrarse this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when tu get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, tu get kicked out of the lobby por the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both registrarse the cop server.
Mortomis: tu know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The cargando... screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a bmw M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought tu wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: tu need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on parte superior, arriba of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, tu can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are tu doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can mostrar me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving tu drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: tu mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No tu bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give tu two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If tu get one más ticket, the host will kick tu out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an audi into the muro which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did tu push me into the wall?
Kadillack: tu were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but tu ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, tu do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving tu a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 segundos later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving tu a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: tu got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope tu registrarse my lobby again.
Up siguiente is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? tu do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm más used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: tu know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole tu white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what tu dicho to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make más sense if the ball was black, and tu dicho black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a mesa, tabla in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked más angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do tu think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
siguiente day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each poni, pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. tu want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell tu
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the título being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did tu know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears siguiente to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon caballos doing a review on a mostrar about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? siguiente on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that araña Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with tu guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the segundo guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after araña Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: araña Man gets a real bad culo costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. araña Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see tu in the siguiente episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In fan Fictions
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arco iris is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck with this Psychotic bastard?!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Master Sword: Now usually, we have a crossover parody.
Tom: But today, we're having a montage of Cosmic Rainbow's best performances in this show. He was awesome, and we are going to miss him. Enjoy the montage.
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Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.
Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did tu get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. tu must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a poni, pony when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with tu *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.
Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese poni, pony 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at Blaze's house...
Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are tu going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-
The doorbell rang.
Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick o treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: tu gave a six año old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have tu ever tried giving a yo yo to a poni, pony at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile at a retirement center.
Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I amor this.
Leah: We did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, tu were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
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In this Celebrity Jeopardy skit from episode 2, Cosmic arco iris played Scott Eastwood. Blaze played Tom Hanks in the segundo part of the C.J. montage
Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in segundo place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome tu are, and how successful tu are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic.
***
Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't tu pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take cine that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about cine that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Alex: Okay, let's see what tu three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was escritura down my favorito! color, and all of a sudden it broke. tu really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Farewell Cosmic Rainbow. tu will be missed
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 26: And Then This Happened
Tom: *With Master Sword, and Saten Twist at Sean's house*
Sean: *Walks downstairs towards the ponies* Greetings tu three. I heard tu wanted to play Grand Theft Auto 5 with me, but since there is no división, split screen mode, we must play online with separate consoles.
Tom: It's a good thing tu got paid millions for saving our asses from Doctor Eggman.
Saten Twist: How did tu accomplish that?
Sean: According to Celestia, I'm responsible for getting rid of Eggman, and his entire army. I tried to explain that others helped me, but she wouldn't listen.
Master Sword: It would suck if people actually thought tu tried taking all of the credit, and formed an angry mob outside of your house.
Sean: Thankfully Twilight told them about how she, and her friends helped me.
During a press conference
News Pony: Is it true that Sean The Hedgehog defeated Eggman's army all por himself?
Twilight: Nigga, dat's bullshit! Celestia's bullshittin' all of us, like she always does!
Audience: *Clapping*
Rarity: *Pushes Twilight out of the way, and talks for her* Celestia thinks that it was all Sean's heroic actions that saved us. He wanted to make it clear that he got help from the mane 6, and the Royal Guards.
Later, Sean and his guests played GTA 5 together. There were fifteen PS4's set up siguiente to each other, but there was only four of them.
Sean: I have lots of guests that come here, so we have fun playing any kind of video game that I have.
Saten Twist: I hate how the cargando... screen takes so long.
Master Sword: That's the only thing I hate about this game.
Tom: If we were playing Grand Theft Auto 4, I'd have lots to hate about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah Grand Theft Auto 4 wasn't really that good.
Soon, their characters appeared in their home. Sean, and Master Sword each had a room in a fancy apartment in Rockford Hills. Saten Twist's character had a inicial across the calle from Trevor's house. Tom's house was por the beach.
Sean: Okay, tu know all those youtube videos that mostrar online play from this game, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Sean: Well they're shit compared to what we got planned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Probably because this will be on television, and not youtube.
Saten Twist: Some culo might record this episode, burn it onto a disc, subir it onto his computer, then subir it onto youtube.
Sean: ....F*ck...
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's the first mission going to be?
Sean: A race.
Saten Twist: That's all?
Sean: With ramps.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I already know that Sean's going to win.
The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then tu get on más ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, tu have to land in the same spot that tu started the race to win.
Sean: *Driving a blue Tornado with a red roof*
Master Sword: *Driving a black Z Type*
Saten Twist & Tom: *Driving Coquette Classics. Saten's is red, and Tom's is blue*
Master Sword: tu know this is going to take forever to finish, I bet this is the only thing everypony is going to see when they watch this-
Tom: *Shoots Master Sword until he dies*
Master Sword: *Raging* What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's called winning a race. *Shoots Sean's tires*
Sean: Sorry Tom, bullet proof tires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Come on!
Sean: *Drops a sticky bomb on Tom's car*
Tom: There is only one way to kill tu now. *Catching up to Sean with a speed boost* Chaaaaarge!!
Sean: *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes over Sean's car, and falls off the ramps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'm way out in front now.
Saten Twist: Aren't tu forgetting someone?
Sean: Nope. *Drops a sticky bomb on the ramp*
Saten Twist: *About to pass the bomb*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Saten Twist*
Saten Twist: Goddammit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why do tu always have to be better then me in this show?!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Once again, we got no bloopers from this episode, so we'll see where things go in part 6 of this episode. In the mean time, enjoy the skits.
Master Sword: The first one is going to be Princess Celestia. Don't go away. Wait, how did tu know there weren't any bloopers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is actually the last scene we filmed before completing this episode. Okay, we'll be back.
Audience: *Clapping*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.
Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. tu think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again.
Luna: Okay. As usual, I'll be watching from the shadows. I heard tu got some new equipment from amazonas, amazon last week. I hope tu found a spot to hide it, especially from Timothy. He'll be the first to tell everyone.
Twilight: Man I ain't worried about him. I'm still an unstoppable juggernaut.
Luna: So what'cha got planned this time?
That night, Alexis, and Jenny led a group of their friends to an empty room in the castillo so they could dance.
Alexis: Tonight, we're going to party!
Stallion: *Turns on a song*
Song (Start it at 0:36): link
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alexis: *Dancing to the music*
Jenny: This maybe the worst song for any party.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Sees a fly, and kills it with her hooves while dancing*
Meanwhile, Celestia was downstairs. The música could be heard from down there.
Celestia: Don't waste my time. Just tell me what tu can do.
Timothy: We have investors in antic economies. *Sits down across the mesa, tabla from Celestia* Displacement arrays, ACME supply crates, bombs with crossbones drawn on them, even disappearing ink. Just ask, and I can work something out. Mark my words. You'll finally have your revenge today.
Celestia: The smart thing to do would be to crawl before walking. For some time, I had my eye on this device that could supposedly rearrange the molecular and physical form of anyone stupid enough to improperly tamper with it. Knowing Twilight, she will probably try to use it against me. A shrink ray, I believe.
Timothy: So it's decided. Expect it por tomorrow.
siguiente morning
Robin: I heard Celestia got a shrink ray.
Jonathan: There's only one poni, pony I know she will use it on. I mean it can't possibly be me. *Walks toward Harry, and faces him. Twilight is behind him* And it can't be you. It's the fool behind me!
Twilight: Nigga, I got a name!
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin: After years of antics. tu finally got it coming.
Twilight: tu underestimate my powers man.
Robin: What? You've dried your entire well of antics!
Twilight: Oh yeah?
Jonathan: *Stares at Twilight* That's not the problem. She's catching on to you!
Twilight: Want to put the theory to the test?
Harry: You're predictable. She wants tu to make a move!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Celestia's office
Derpy: *Walks into the office, and sees Celestia* I heard tu have a new toy to battle Twilight. May I see it?
Celestia: tu can as long as tu don't touch it. Check this out.
Harry: *Sleeping outside of Celestia's room*
Celestia: There are no instructions. I'll figure it out somehow.
A noise was heard.
Celestia: *Her voice sounds higher* They left the safety off!
Derpy: *Staring at Celestia*
Celestia: Go on, laugh it up! *Her head shrunk, but not the rest of her body*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ammo is expensive, so I have to wait to buy more. This sucks! I'm blaming Twilight for this! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Meanwhile in the parking garaje
Luna: *With Twilight* Things are going smooth?
Twilight: Yeah. I start dimension hopping in 15 minutes.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: Meanwhile, Derpy will keep her occupied.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Luna: Remember the code. I want to see más salt from her tears than at a fast comida restaurant. Let me know how things go, I'll see tu later.
Back at Celestia's office, the princess was back to normal. Then this happened.
Derpy: *Walks into the office, then talks like Twilight at high speed* Skat bop idabelop beololololololbelolololol
beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Celestia: What the f**k was that? I see what this is! A distraction! She's trying to keep me busy so I don't ask about her. Not working!
* * *
Twilight: *Surrounded por the others* Derpy bought me enough time to get what I needed. Celestia is too slow for me man.
Harry: What is it this time? You're not going to turn Derpy into Thomas The Tank Engine again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, for yo' info, I got tarot cards.
Bryan: What the hell do tu have planned with tarot cards?!
Twilight: Man let me mostrar you! Persona!! *Changes into a purple larger version of Ridley*
Derpy: *With an anime girl*
Celestia: I told tu all about bringing strays off the street!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Put her back where tu found her!
anime Girl: *Uses magic to have swords with cards hit Celestia, then disappears*
siguiente día
Luna: I'm impressed. If tu don't mind, I'd like to get in on some of those cards.
Twilight: Man just use an Evoker.
Luna: The ones where tu shoot yourself in the head?
Twilight: *Smiles*
Luna: Seriously? Did tu give them to anyone else in the castle?
Royal Guards: *In the basement, tired of doing the laundry. They grab their pistols, and point them at their heads* Persona! *Kill theirselves*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Back in Celestia's office
Celestia: *Standing in front of her escritorio when Timothy arrives* So. tu showed up.
Timothy: Princess, you...
Celestia: I'm fine. Have a seat. *Sits down on a couch. Timothy sits on another sofá in front of her* For years I put up with her, and she gets stronger. Constantly harassing me. Constantly being a thorn in my ass.
Timothy: *Listening*
Celestia: I wake up everyday, and ask myself what did I do to deserve this? No answer.
Timothy: We'll do what we can to make your revenge.
Celestia: Good. Now, I wish to be alone.
Timothy: See tu soon. *Walks away*
siguiente day, in her office.
Derpy: *Arrives, and talks in a Japanese accent* Hai youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou, tancha!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Angry with her eyes wide open*
Up siguiente is the culo culo Inn
culo culo Inn
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard
At the culo culo Inn, everyone was sad. A poni, pony was dead.
Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poni, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.
Downtown Los Angeles
George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy tu really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!
Back at the culo culo Inn.
Mercury: Well done tu two. tu made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's seguro for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are tu paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the siguiente skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Double Scoop as Corporal Aldin
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
---
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 3
Sargent O' Rourke: I think I thought of something.
Corporal Agarn: I hope so, because we've been here for two hours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We need to distract them.
Corporal Agarn: I know that, but how?
Sargent O' Rourke: tu run pass them, they follow you, then I go in to get the diamonds.
Corporal Agarn: Why do I have to be chased?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: You're a fast runner. Now go.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Don't go.
Corporal Agarn: Sargent, please make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I didn't say that. *Points behind him* He did.
Captain Parmenter: Wild Eagle told me that tu were going to get some diamonds, and I came here with the others to help tu out.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks behind him* I can see tu brought the others, but where's Vanderbilt?
Captain Parmenter: Unfortunately he fell off a cliff. Vanderbilt thought it was a lake full of water for himself, and his human.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Well as long as he didn't hurt my human, I'm okay with it.
Corporal Dobbs: So what's the plan to take those diamonds?
Corporal Duffy: When I was in the Alamo, we didn't need plans. We needed guts. We would charge out there, and give them what for.
Corporal Agarn: Were not in the Alamo, and those guys are scary!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: They're just Indians. Like Wild Eagle, and Crazy Cat.
Corporal Agarn: Don't say their names, you're going to make me think that I'll kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I got an idea. tu hate my bugle, so if I play it for them, they might hate it and run off.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good idea. Everyone cover your ears.
All of the soldiers covered their ears before Dobbs played his bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Indians: *Hear the bugle, and listen*
Indian 3: Where is that coming from?
Indian 4: Over the hill.
Indian 6: It sounds wonderful. Let's get closer.
Audience: *Laughing*
They walked toward the soldiers
Captain Parmenter: They're leaving the cave.
Corporal Agarn: And heading for us.
Captain Parmenter: Let's get out of here!!
They got away from the Indians.
Wild Eagle: No no no, tu gotta put the stones around the sticks, then tu start the fire.
Crazy Cat: Does it really matter?
Wild Eagle: Do tu want everything to burn, and destroy us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with the rest of his soldiers* Wild Eagle, we couldn't get those diamonds for you.
Corporal Dobbs: What do tu need them for anyway?
Wild Eagle: Payment for weapons, and ammo.
Captain Parmenter: But we're already getting that tomorrow.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just had to get our hooves on some extra ammo Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Now Sargent, this is completely unnecessary. We're already getting the ammo we need, and we don't have to pay them anything. *Looks behind Crazy Cat* What's this? *Finds the diamonds*
Wild Eagle: Uh oh!
Sargent O' Rourke: tu already have the diamonds.
Crazy Cat: Yes..
Captain Parmenter: That was a very mean trick tu played on my soldiers. If I wasn't clumsy, o stupid, I'd arrest tu two.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: We're sorry Captain.
Captain Parmenter: I should think so.
Corporal Agarn: Why would tu do this to us chief?
Wild Eagle: Look on the bright side. We got to appear in three episodes in a row.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then tu get on más ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, tu have to land in the same spot that tu started the race to win.
Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.
Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up más ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry* Yes. A very good thing indeed. We won't have to be tortured any longer!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu didn't even get killed por him yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He might though!
Sean: Who, me? I would never do that.
Saten Twist: *Catching up, and shoots at Sean*
Sean: Saten, don't even bother. *Drops a grenade on the ramp, killing Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: How was that possible?!!? más important. How was that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets his car stuck on a ramp* This is not supposed to happen. If I jump out of my car, I'm gonna die.
Tom: And if tu reset, you'll be behind me, and then I'll win.
Sean: I'm taking tu with me. *Cooking a grenade*
They both died, and respawned at the bottom of the segundo ramp.
Saten Twist: Now I'm winning.
Sean: *Grabs a sniper rifle, and shoots Saten Twist in the head*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: SEAN?!!? YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!
Sean: Something I said?
Tom: *Driving his car up the ramp*
Sean: *Blows up Tom with a rocket launcher*
Master Sword: I'm the only one that hasn't been killed por you. I'm almost at the top.
Sean: NO! *Shoots a rocket*
Master Sword went off the ramp, and landed on the finish line, just before the rocket hit him.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: I did it.
Sean: *Angry*
Tom: I think these two switched their personalities.
Saten Twist: Only one way to find out.
Sean: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *To Master Sword* He does it much better then you.
Master Sword: *Gets angry por this, and catches on fuego RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Okay, that's all the time we have. It's been a wonderful segundo season, we will see tu siguiente año for Season 3.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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Sean The Hedgehog: And now it's time to take a break. Please registrarse us again at 8:30 for our Thomas & friends spoof, Thomas And The Magic Railway.
Sonic: *Playing with a laptop as it plays music* I am the DJ. Party on until the mostrar starts.
Wayne: *Dancing with Ms. Heart*
Leon: What are we supposed to do?
Stan: We are talking trains.
Sebastian: We cannot dance like anyone else at this party.
Xavier: I guess we need to be patient, and wait until the mostrar starts then.
Sean The Hedgehog: Agreed. While my cousin plays the role of being the DJ, I shall be your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean The Hedgehog from On The Block, and here's our schedule tonight.
8 PM
On The Block - Back2Back
8:30 PM
Thomas & The Magic Railway
Sean The Hedgehog: We have another Thomas special for you, and it's got loads of humor in there for you. Until then, enjoy our back to back episodes of On The Block, because these are the last two episodes.
Tom: Say what?!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Tom: Maybe we should have made más episodes.
Sean The Hedgehog: tu think?
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, tu already dicho that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutos later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? tu told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten por a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant manzana, apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young potro, colt that was abused por his two aunts. Where are his parents tu ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a disney film, so don't pregunta it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros por the way, I think tu oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on parte superior, arriba of a hill, and both the house, and colina looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears siguiente to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs tu see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as tu can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, tu better make it quicker then quickly as tu can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are tu yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an manzana, apple starts to grow off of the árbol near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because tu only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was dado this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big manzana, apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the manzana, apple disappear which makes the manzana, apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I dicho start the damn car!
Spiker: tu shouldn't curse. We are in a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if tu say please. Again, this is a disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The manzana, apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed por fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the manzana, apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the manzana, apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the siguiente part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorito! time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: por The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven por Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, tu need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before tu kill us.
43 minutos later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took tu two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did tu invite us here anyway? On the phone, tu dicho tu had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorito! decades of the past. One of my favorito! decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My segundo favorito! is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorito! is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorito! decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one más thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: segundo least favorito! is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: tu dicho weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? tu might see Master Sword catch on fuego again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arco iris as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: hola Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they dicho they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came por to see the ammunition tu have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told tu Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want tu to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see tu again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do tu know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the siguiente episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed por any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is registrarse this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when tu get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, tu get kicked out of the lobby por the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both registrarse the cop server.
Mortomis: tu know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The cargando... screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a bmw M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought tu wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: tu need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on parte superior, arriba of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, tu can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are tu doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can mostrar me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving tu drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: tu mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No tu bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give tu two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If tu get one más ticket, the host will kick tu out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an audi into the muro which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did tu push me into the wall?
Kadillack: tu were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but tu ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, tu do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving tu a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 segundos later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving tu a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: tu got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope tu registrarse my lobby again.
Up siguiente is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arco iris as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? tu do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm más used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: tu know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole tu white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what tu dicho to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make más sense if the ball was black, and tu dicho black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a mesa, tabla in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked más angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do tu think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
siguiente day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each poni, pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. tu want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: link *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell tu
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, tu need to screw up más when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to tu buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll mostrar an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, o just give tu the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the título being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did tu know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears siguiente to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon caballos doing a review on a mostrar about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? siguiente on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that araña Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with tu guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the segundo guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after araña Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: araña Man gets a real bad culo costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. araña Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see tu in the siguiente episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In fan Fictions
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arco iris is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck with this Psychotic bastard?!
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Master Sword: Now usually, we have a crossover parody.
Tom: But today, we're having a montage of Cosmic Rainbow's best performances in this show. He was awesome, and we are going to miss him. Enjoy the montage.
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Meanwhile at Blaze's house, he was playing Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Cosmic Rainbow.
Cosmic Rainbow: This game wasn't supposed to come out until November. How did tu get it?
Blaze: With a little persuasion.
Cosmic Rainbow: What kind of persuasion?
Blaze: The kind that risks lives.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Gets shot* Wait, what the hell? I shot that guy seven times in the head, and he never died.
Blaze: That's ridiculous. tu must have missed.
Cosmic Rainbow: How does one miss the head of a poni, pony when shooting a gun?
Audience: *Laughing*
Blaze: I'm not even gonna bother arguing with tu *His character falls through the ground* Wait, what the--
Cosmic Rainbow: Be prepared for the ultimate rage.
Blaze: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
He was shouting so loud that it was heard everywhere. It was heard in Manehattan, on the train to Canterlot, and it was even heard in China.
Chinese Pony: Sounds rike somepony is angry.
Chinese poni, pony 2: Jawohr.
Chinese Pony: Stop trying to speak German.
Audience: *Laughing*
Back at Blaze's house...
Blaze: *Takes game out of PS4, and puts it back in case* This is stupid.
Cosmic Rainbow: What are tu going to do?
Blaze: I am going to-
The doorbell rang.
Blaze: Hmm. *Brings game to the front door, and opens the door*
Colt: *Dressed up as a tree* Trick o treat.
Blaze: Here, have a videogame. *Gives game to Colt*
Colt: Awesome! *Runs away with game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Cosmic Rainbow: tu gave a six año old a rated M game?
Blaze: Have tu ever tried giving a yo yo to a poni, pony at the age of 67?
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile at a retirement center.
Old Pony: *Tied up in yo yo* Oh fiddlesticks. I'll have to call Jimmy again. This is the 24th time I got stuck in this contraption.
Audience: *Laughing*
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Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arco iris as Tobias "Toby"
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I amor this.
Leah: We did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, tu were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
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In this Celebrity Jeopardy skit from episode 2, Cosmic arco iris played Scott Eastwood. Blaze played Tom Hanks in the segundo part of the C.J. montage
Alex: *Ignores Sean* Moving on. Scott Eastwood is in segundo place with negative sixteen thousand dollars.
Audience: *Clapping*
Scott: Hi dad. If you're watching this, I'm going to let everypony know about how awesome tu are, and how successful tu are in acting.
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: I'm going to be just like him.
Alex: Fantastic.
***
Alex: Starting off will be Tom Hanks since he's in last place.
Tom: I'm losing? I gotta run faster!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: It's not a race.... Scott, why don't tu pick a category?
Scott: Sure thing Mr. Trebek. I'll take cine that my dad starred in for seven hundred.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's not a category.
Scott: Then, how about cine that I starred in for seven hundred?
Audience: *Laughing*
***
Alex: Okay, let's see what tu three wrote down. *Goes to Tom's board* Okay Tom, *Sees his podium is broken* The screen on your podium... What happened to it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I was escritura down my favorito! color, and all of a sudden it broke. tu really need better equipment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on. *Goes to Scott's board* Mr. Eastwood wrote down. *Looks at his board* Where Eagles Dare? What's that supposed to mean?
Audience: *Laughing*
Scott: It was a movie my dad starred in in 1968.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Maybe your relationship with him is not a good one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Farewell Cosmic Rainbow. tu will be missed
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on calle corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing siguiente to Double Scoop*
Tom: más ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands siguiente to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 26: And Then This Happened
Tom: *With Master Sword, and Saten Twist at Sean's house*
Sean: *Walks downstairs towards the ponies* Greetings tu three. I heard tu wanted to play Grand Theft Auto 5 with me, but since there is no división, split screen mode, we must play online with separate consoles.
Tom: It's a good thing tu got paid millions for saving our asses from Doctor Eggman.
Saten Twist: How did tu accomplish that?
Sean: According to Celestia, I'm responsible for getting rid of Eggman, and his entire army. I tried to explain that others helped me, but she wouldn't listen.
Master Sword: It would suck if people actually thought tu tried taking all of the credit, and formed an angry mob outside of your house.
Sean: Thankfully Twilight told them about how she, and her friends helped me.
During a press conference
News Pony: Is it true that Sean The Hedgehog defeated Eggman's army all por himself?
Twilight: Nigga, dat's bullshit! Celestia's bullshittin' all of us, like she always does!
Audience: *Clapping*
Rarity: *Pushes Twilight out of the way, and talks for her* Celestia thinks that it was all Sean's heroic actions that saved us. He wanted to make it clear that he got help from the mane 6, and the Royal Guards.
Later, Sean and his guests played GTA 5 together. There were fifteen PS4's set up siguiente to each other, but there was only four of them.
Sean: I have lots of guests that come here, so we have fun playing any kind of video game that I have.
Saten Twist: I hate how the cargando... screen takes so long.
Master Sword: That's the only thing I hate about this game.
Tom: If we were playing Grand Theft Auto 4, I'd have lots to hate about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Yeah Grand Theft Auto 4 wasn't really that good.
Soon, their characters appeared in their home. Sean, and Master Sword each had a room in a fancy apartment in Rockford Hills. Saten Twist's character had a inicial across the calle from Trevor's house. Tom's house was por the beach.
Sean: Okay, tu know all those youtube videos that mostrar online play from this game, right?
Master Sword: Yeah.
Sean: Well they're shit compared to what we got planned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Probably because this will be on television, and not youtube.
Saten Twist: Some culo might record this episode, burn it onto a disc, subir it onto his computer, then subir it onto youtube.
Sean: ....F*ck...
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What's the first mission going to be?
Sean: A race.
Saten Twist: That's all?
Sean: With ramps.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I already know that Sean's going to win.
The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then tu get on más ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, tu have to land in the same spot that tu started the race to win.
Sean: *Driving a blue Tornado with a red roof*
Master Sword: *Driving a black Z Type*
Saten Twist & Tom: *Driving Coquette Classics. Saten's is red, and Tom's is blue*
Master Sword: tu know this is going to take forever to finish, I bet this is the only thing everypony is going to see when they watch this-
Tom: *Shoots Master Sword until he dies*
Master Sword: *Raging* What was that?! WHAT WAS THAT?!!!?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: It's called winning a race. *Shoots Sean's tires*
Sean: Sorry Tom, bullet proof tires.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Come on!
Sean: *Drops a sticky bomb on Tom's car*
Tom: There is only one way to kill tu now. *Catching up to Sean with a speed boost* Chaaaaarge!!
Sean: *Brakes*
Tom: *Goes over Sean's car, and falls off the ramps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Tom*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I'm way out in front now.
Saten Twist: Aren't tu forgetting someone?
Sean: Nope. *Drops a sticky bomb on the ramp*
Saten Twist: *About to pass the bomb*
Sean: *Sets off the bomb killing Saten Twist*
Saten Twist: Goddammit!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Why do tu always have to be better then me in this show?!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Once again, we got no bloopers from this episode, so we'll see where things go in part 6 of this episode. In the mean time, enjoy the skits.
Master Sword: The first one is going to be Princess Celestia. Don't go away. Wait, how did tu know there weren't any bloopers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: This is actually the last scene we filmed before completing this episode. Okay, we'll be back.
Audience: *Clapping*
Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.
Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. tu think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again.
Luna: Okay. As usual, I'll be watching from the shadows. I heard tu got some new equipment from amazonas, amazon last week. I hope tu found a spot to hide it, especially from Timothy. He'll be the first to tell everyone.
Twilight: Man I ain't worried about him. I'm still an unstoppable juggernaut.
Luna: So what'cha got planned this time?
That night, Alexis, and Jenny led a group of their friends to an empty room in the castillo so they could dance.
Alexis: Tonight, we're going to party!
Stallion: *Turns on a song*
Song (Start it at 0:36): link
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alexis: *Dancing to the music*
Jenny: This maybe the worst song for any party.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alexis: *Sees a fly, and kills it with her hooves while dancing*
Meanwhile, Celestia was downstairs. The música could be heard from down there.
Celestia: Don't waste my time. Just tell me what tu can do.
Timothy: We have investors in antic economies. *Sits down across the mesa, tabla from Celestia* Displacement arrays, ACME supply crates, bombs with crossbones drawn on them, even disappearing ink. Just ask, and I can work something out. Mark my words. You'll finally have your revenge today.
Celestia: The smart thing to do would be to crawl before walking. For some time, I had my eye on this device that could supposedly rearrange the molecular and physical form of anyone stupid enough to improperly tamper with it. Knowing Twilight, she will probably try to use it against me. A shrink ray, I believe.
Timothy: So it's decided. Expect it por tomorrow.
siguiente morning
Robin: I heard Celestia got a shrink ray.
Jonathan: There's only one poni, pony I know she will use it on. I mean it can't possibly be me. *Walks toward Harry, and faces him. Twilight is behind him* And it can't be you. It's the fool behind me!
Twilight: Nigga, I got a name!
Audience: *Laughing*
Robin: After years of antics. tu finally got it coming.
Twilight: tu underestimate my powers man.
Robin: What? You've dried your entire well of antics!
Twilight: Oh yeah?
Jonathan: *Stares at Twilight* That's not the problem. She's catching on to you!
Twilight: Want to put the theory to the test?
Harry: You're predictable. She wants tu to make a move!
Twilight: Oh, I'm sure.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Celestia's office
Derpy: *Walks into the office, and sees Celestia* I heard tu have a new toy to battle Twilight. May I see it?
Celestia: tu can as long as tu don't touch it. Check this out.
Harry: *Sleeping outside of Celestia's room*
Celestia: There are no instructions. I'll figure it out somehow.
A noise was heard.
Celestia: *Her voice sounds higher* They left the safety off!
Derpy: *Staring at Celestia*
Celestia: Go on, laugh it up! *Her head shrunk, but not the rest of her body*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Ammo is expensive, so I have to wait to buy more. This sucks! I'm blaming Twilight for this! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Celestia: *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs hooves on desk* TWILIGHT!!
Meanwhile in the parking garaje
Luna: *With Twilight* Things are going smooth?
Twilight: Yeah. I start dimension hopping in 15 minutes.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: Meanwhile, Derpy will keep her occupied.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Luna: Remember the code. I want to see más salt from her tears than at a fast comida restaurant. Let me know how things go, I'll see tu later.
Back at Celestia's office, the princess was back to normal. Then this happened.
Derpy: *Walks into the office, then talks like Twilight at high speed* Skat bop idabelop beololololololbelolololol
beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol *Talking faster* beololololololbelolololol!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Celestia: What the f**k was that? I see what this is! A distraction! She's trying to keep me busy so I don't ask about her. Not working!
* * *
Twilight: *Surrounded por the others* Derpy bought me enough time to get what I needed. Celestia is too slow for me man.
Harry: What is it this time? You're not going to turn Derpy into Thomas The Tank Engine again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Man, for yo' info, I got tarot cards.
Bryan: What the hell do tu have planned with tarot cards?!
Twilight: Man let me mostrar you! Persona!! *Changes into a purple larger version of Ridley*
Derpy: *With an anime girl*
Celestia: I told tu all about bringing strays off the street!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Put her back where tu found her!
anime Girl: *Uses magic to have swords with cards hit Celestia, then disappears*
siguiente día
Luna: I'm impressed. If tu don't mind, I'd like to get in on some of those cards.
Twilight: Man just use an Evoker.
Luna: The ones where tu shoot yourself in the head?
Twilight: *Smiles*
Luna: Seriously? Did tu give them to anyone else in the castle?
Royal Guards: *In the basement, tired of doing the laundry. They grab their pistols, and point them at their heads* Persona! *Kill theirselves*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Back in Celestia's office
Celestia: *Standing in front of her escritorio when Timothy arrives* So. tu showed up.
Timothy: Princess, you...
Celestia: I'm fine. Have a seat. *Sits down on a couch. Timothy sits on another sofá in front of her* For years I put up with her, and she gets stronger. Constantly harassing me. Constantly being a thorn in my ass.
Timothy: *Listening*
Celestia: I wake up everyday, and ask myself what did I do to deserve this? No answer.
Timothy: We'll do what we can to make your revenge.
Celestia: Good. Now, I wish to be alone.
Timothy: See tu soon. *Walks away*
siguiente day, in her office.
Derpy: *Arrives, and talks in a Japanese accent* Hai youyouyouyouyouyouyouyouyou, tancha!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Angry with her eyes wide open*
Up siguiente is the culo culo Inn
culo culo Inn
Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard
At the culo culo Inn, everyone was sad. A poni, pony was dead.
Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poni, pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Mercury: George, and Ranger, I have a job for the both of you.
George: It better not be the kind of jobs Marisa gets from you, cause I do not get any pleasure out of that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Irritated* Haha.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Kill ten police officers. That is all.
Downtown Los Angeles
George: *Looking at police headquarters across the street*
Ranger: How do we kill them?
George: Boy tu really aren't thinking clearly.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Shoot at the building, then shoot any cops that appear. *Shoots a window*
Police Ponies: *Looking out the window*
Ranger: *Shoots a cop*
Police Pony: *Falls out the window*
Police Ponies: *Running out of the building*
George: *Shoots three cops*
Ranger: *Shoots two of them*
Police Ponies: *Returning fire*
George: *Shoots four of them* That's ten, let's go!
Back at the culo culo Inn.
Mercury: Well done tu two. tu made Los Angeles a much safer place with the police killed.
George: Or, at least it's seguro for us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ranger: How much are tu paying us?
Mercury: *Gives both of them $7,500* Enjoy.
George: I am going to enjoy having this money, and I'm also going to enjoy the siguiente skit, coming up next.
Ranger: It's The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Double Scoop as Corporal Aldin
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have más ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
---
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected por Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: por theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: tu clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 3
Sargent O' Rourke: I think I thought of something.
Corporal Agarn: I hope so, because we've been here for two hours.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We need to distract them.
Corporal Agarn: I know that, but how?
Sargent O' Rourke: tu run pass them, they follow you, then I go in to get the diamonds.
Corporal Agarn: Why do I have to be chased?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: You're a fast runner. Now go.
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives* Don't go.
Corporal Agarn: Sargent, please make up your mind.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I didn't say that. *Points behind him* He did.
Captain Parmenter: Wild Eagle told me that tu were going to get some diamonds, and I came here with the others to help tu out.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks behind him* I can see tu brought the others, but where's Vanderbilt?
Captain Parmenter: Unfortunately he fell off a cliff. Vanderbilt thought it was a lake full of water for himself, and his human.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Well as long as he didn't hurt my human, I'm okay with it.
Corporal Dobbs: So what's the plan to take those diamonds?
Corporal Duffy: When I was in the Alamo, we didn't need plans. We needed guts. We would charge out there, and give them what for.
Corporal Agarn: Were not in the Alamo, and those guys are scary!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: They're just Indians. Like Wild Eagle, and Crazy Cat.
Corporal Agarn: Don't say their names, you're going to make me think that I'll kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: I got an idea. tu hate my bugle, so if I play it for them, they might hate it and run off.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good idea. Everyone cover your ears.
All of the soldiers covered their ears before Dobbs played his bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Indians: *Hear the bugle, and listen*
Indian 3: Where is that coming from?
Indian 4: Over the hill.
Indian 6: It sounds wonderful. Let's get closer.
Audience: *Laughing*
They walked toward the soldiers
Captain Parmenter: They're leaving the cave.
Corporal Agarn: And heading for us.
Captain Parmenter: Let's get out of here!!
They got away from the Indians.
Wild Eagle: No no no, tu gotta put the stones around the sticks, then tu start the fire.
Crazy Cat: Does it really matter?
Wild Eagle: Do tu want everything to burn, and destroy us?
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with the rest of his soldiers* Wild Eagle, we couldn't get those diamonds for you.
Corporal Dobbs: What do tu need them for anyway?
Wild Eagle: Payment for weapons, and ammo.
Captain Parmenter: But we're already getting that tomorrow.
Sargent O' Rourke: We just had to get our hooves on some extra ammo Captain.
Captain Parmenter: Now Sargent, this is completely unnecessary. We're already getting the ammo we need, and we don't have to pay them anything. *Looks behind Crazy Cat* What's this? *Finds the diamonds*
Wild Eagle: Uh oh!
Sargent O' Rourke: tu already have the diamonds.
Crazy Cat: Yes..
Captain Parmenter: That was a very mean trick tu played on my soldiers. If I wasn't clumsy, o stupid, I'd arrest tu two.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: We're sorry Captain.
Captain Parmenter: I should think so.
Corporal Agarn: Why would tu do this to us chief?
Wild Eagle: Look on the bright side. We got to appear in three episodes in a row.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning tu Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom, Saten Twist, Master Sword, and Sean were playing Grand Theft Auto 5. They were having a race. The race was at the airport. The ramps went from the runway, over the airport, and ended midair above a highway. Then tu get on más ramps that turn back to the airport, and after getting off the last one, tu have to land in the same spot that tu started the race to win.
Sean killed everyone once except for Master Sword, and was winning the race.
Sean: *Lands on the highway, and start going up más ramps* Good thing there's only one lap to this race.
Master Sword: *Angry* Yes. A very good thing indeed. We won't have to be tortured any longer!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: tu didn't even get killed por him yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: He might though!
Sean: Who, me? I would never do that.
Saten Twist: *Catching up, and shoots at Sean*
Sean: Saten, don't even bother. *Drops a grenade on the ramp, killing Saten Twist*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: How was that possible?!!? más important. How was that funny?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Gets his car stuck on a ramp* This is not supposed to happen. If I jump out of my car, I'm gonna die.
Tom: And if tu reset, you'll be behind me, and then I'll win.
Sean: I'm taking tu with me. *Cooking a grenade*
They both died, and respawned at the bottom of the segundo ramp.
Saten Twist: Now I'm winning.
Sean: *Grabs a sniper rifle, and shoots Saten Twist in the head*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: SEAN?!!? YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!
Sean: Something I said?
Tom: *Driving his car up the ramp*
Sean: *Blows up Tom with a rocket launcher*
Master Sword: I'm the only one that hasn't been killed por you. I'm almost at the top.
Sean: NO! *Shoots a rocket*
Master Sword went off the ramp, and landed on the finish line, just before the rocket hit him.
Audience: *Clapping*
Master Sword: I did it.
Sean: *Angry*
Tom: I think these two switched their personalities.
Saten Twist: Only one way to find out.
Sean: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Tom: *To Master Sword* He does it much better then you.
Master Sword: *Gets angry por this, and catches on fuego RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Okay, that's all the time we have. It's been a wonderful segundo season, we will see tu siguiente año for Season 3.
Audience: *Clapping*
The End
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