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Twilight Sparkle: Man, I'm bored. *Uses her magic to throw things at misceláneo people, trains, and other ponies*
Blaze: Whoa!! *Ducks, missing a garbage can*
Sean: *Sees a light post flying towards him* No!!!! *Gets hit*
Mily: Ah! *Brakes, missing a car*
Oliver: *Watching Twilight throw things*
Toad: What's wrong with that purple horse Mr. Oliver?
Oliver: It's temper. Forget her though, we gots to start this last part of the show. Begin.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent tu my last letter, but I want to wish tu a happy new year. Did tu enjoy christmas? I sure did. In case tu want to hear about it.....

December 24, 1952

....Here's how it went. Metal Gloss, and I were talking to each other when Pete came for a meeting.

Pete: Gather around everypony.
Workers: *Gather around*
Pete: Tomorrow is a special day. I want Pierce, and Coffee Creme to go to Denver to get a freight to bring here.
Hawkeye: What's in the train?
Pete: Wait, and see. It's a surprise.
Coffee Creme: Ooh. I amor surprises.
Pete: Honey, tu go with Metal Gloss to St. Foalis, and deliver a passenger train.
Metal Gloss: I won't let tu down.
Honey: *Salutes*
Pete: Percy, and Jeff. I need tu two to maintain our engines in the servicing facility.
Percy: We'll do our best.
Pete: Bartholomew, I'll let tu try to be conductor again. tu can be on Metal Gloss' train to St. Foalis.
Bartholomew: With pleasure sir.
Pete: Orion, you're going all the way to Chicagoat. The Pennsylvania railroad needs más fuel for their engines, and we're to deliver it to them.
Orion: Ok.
Pete: Snowflake, tu know what you're doing.
Snowflake: Yup.
Pete: Gordon, I got a special job for you.
Gordon: Yes?
Pete: Work in the yards.
Gordon: No. I want to get that special train that Hawkeye is supposed to get.
Pete: Hawkeye, is that alright with you?
Hawkeye: No, I don't want navidad to be ruined por the scrooge here.
Gordon: Hey, who are tu calling a scrooge?
Pete: That's enough. Gordon, go work in the yards.
Gordon: *Sighs* Yes sir. *walks to train yard*
Hawkeye: Well, this is going good so far.

Near the yards

Gordon: I cannot let Hawkeye take that train. It should be my job.

Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are tu doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* navidad is my favorito! time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: tu gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight car*
Gordon: Who were tu talking to?
Coffee Creme: No one.
Gordon: Good, now keep shoveling.
Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal* I hope this doesn't go as bad as your thanksgiving with Honey.
Gordon: Thanksgiving was great. I shot a turkey's head off.
Coffee Creme: *Looks out to scenery* I wonder if this train would be moving fast enough for me to jump off, and die.

Meanwhile at the station

Snowflake: Pete, we got a problem.
Pete: What is it?
Snowflake: It's Gordon. He took off in Hawkeye's train.
Pete: What the fuck? I told him not too.
Snowflake: Well, he did anyway.
Pete: We better find a way to get Gordon out.
Snowflake: I think I saw Pierce climb on one of the cars.
Pete: That's good. Now he just needs to get into the locomotive. From there he can stop the train, and get Gordon out. Then, from there Percy, and Jeff will arrive in a truck. Then, from there, Percy, and Jeff can take Gordon back to the train yard.
Snowflake: Then what happens.
Pete: Then, from there Gordon can get back to work, and get suspended until new year's day.
Snowflake: An interesting way of putting things.

Back to the train

Hawkeye: *Climbs onto tender*
Coffee Creme: *sees Hawkeye*
Gordon: What are tu looking at?
Coffee Creme: The coal supply. I just want to make sure we have enough.
Gordon: We have enough tu fool. Watch for any red signals. *goes towards tender*
Coffee Creme: Where do tu think you're going.
Gordon: That isn't your concern. *Gets to parte superior, arriba of train* Alright Hawkeye. Jump off.
Hawkeye: No.
Gordon: I'm sure you'd be más comfortable on the ground, then on here freezing your culo off.
Hawkeye: Well, if tu think tu could freeze your culo off on here, why don't tu jump off?
Gordon: Because I have to drive the train.
Hawkeye: Oh no, that's my job. Don't worry, I'll help tu off the train *Pushes Gordon off*
Gordon: No!! *Falls on ground* Uuuugh *Moving legs* I'm alive? I'm alive!! Woo hoo!! *Standing up* I'm alive- ow, ok that hurts *Lays down on ground* Well, so much for getting that special from Denver. I wonder what it is anyway.

Percy, and Jeff were driving alongside the tracks in a truck. They soon saw Gordon.

Percy: Of course. Napping on the job.
Gordon: No, I broke my legs.
Jeff: Too bad. We're taking tu back to the station.
Gordon: Aw, damnit!

Two hours later in Denver

Workers: *Loading train*
Hawkeye: *Looking at boxes getting loaded into train* What are in the boxes?
Workers: You'll find out tomorrow at the Cheyenne train station.
Hawkeye: Ok.
Coffee Creme: *Waiting in cab*
Hawkeye: I better get going. *returns to engine*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne

Pete: That was a very retarded thing for tu to do.
Gordon: I don't give a fuck.
Pete: tu are suspended from work until new year's day.
Gordon: Whatever. *walks away*
Percy: He's always getting suspended, isn't he?
Pete: Yep.
Jeff: Well, we're going to get back to the servicing facility, and work on the engines.
Pete: Good for you. At least somepony actually cares about their work.

Two más hours later

Hawkeye: *Stops train at station*
Pete: How did it go?
Hawkeye: Good. Everything tu asked for is all set.
Pete: Alright. Let's get everything out of the train then.
Workers: *Getting boxes out of train*
Pete: Are tu excited to know what's in there?
Hawkeye: Yeah, I really want to know.
Pete: Well, I'll tell tu guys tomorrow.
Coffee Creme: Ok.
Pete: You've got no más work to do for now, why don't we play poker?
Hawkeye: Sounds good to me.
Pete: I'll make an announcement. *Walks to his office*
Hawkeye: *Sits on bench*
Pete: *Speaking in microphone* Attention, anypony that wishes to play poker may meet me in my office.

8 minutos later, Pete, Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, Percy, and Jeff were playing poker. So far, Percy had más money then anyone.

Percy: Ok, one más round.
Hawkeye: How about más then one round? I'm nearly bankrupt here.
Percy: Maybe tu guys can play más then one round, but I'm not. I am tired, and want to go home.
Pete: Alright, I'll deal this time *dealing cards*
Coffee Creme: *Counting money* Percy has fifteen dollars, Pete has fifty bits, I have four dollars, Pierce has eight dollars, and Jeff has one dollar, and fifty bits.
Pete: *Finishes dealing cards* Alright, who's going to take cards?
Coffee Creme: trois s'il vous plaît
Pete: What?
Coffee Creme: Don't tu speak french? I dicho three please.
Pete: My mistake *Gives Coffee creme three cards*
Hawkeye: Dos por favor.
Pete: Si. *gives Hawkeye two cards*
Coffee Creme: Oh, tu understand spanish, but not french?
Pete: I know a lot of languages.
Percy: Keine Karten
Pete: No cards for Percy.
Coffee Creme: What was that?
Percy: German.
Pete: Jeff, how many?
Jeff: Just one.
Pete: Ok, *gives Jeff one card* And I will take three *takes three cards* Let's start betting.
Coffee Creme: I'll go all in.
Hawkeye: All in? She put in four dollars, so I might as well too *Put in four dollars*
Jeff: I'll have to go all in as well *Puts $1.50 in*
Percy: You're going to regret doing that *Puts four dollars in*
Pete: *Puts fifty bits in* Alright, mostrar your cards.
Coffee Creme: Full house of tens, and queens.
Hawkeye: Full house of kings, and queens.
Jeff: Aw fiddlesticks. Only three of a kind.
Percy: Four of a kind, and they're all aces.
Pete: tu might've won every round so far, but this one is all mine. Royal flush.
Hawkeye: How is that possible?
Pete: Good instincts. Now, it's time for us to go home.

siguiente morning, when everypony arrived at the station, it was decorated in navidad lights, and a sign hung from the roof saying Merry Christmas.

Hawkeye: Oh, I get it. Those decorations were in the boxes that we brought over here.
Coffee Creme: They're so magnificent.
Pete: What do tu think?
Hawkeye: It's beautiful sir. It really is.

January 1, 1953

Hawkeye: *Finishing up letter* None of us got any presents, but we didn't care. Those decorations were amazing, we were together, and Gordon was suspended from work.

Your son, Pierce Hawkins.

The End

On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails

A safety video gets filmed on the Union Pacific.

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Tom: *Playing guitar* Here we go again.
Saten Twist: *Playing drums*
Ethan: Wild thing!!
Sean The Hedgehog: tu make my corazón sing!
Thomas: tu MAKE EVERYTHING!!!!!!
James: Groovy.
Tom & Ethan: WILD THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tom: *Smashes his guitarra to pieces*

Stop the song

Tom: WILD THIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: Yes he certainly is.
Oliver: Yo! We gots to start The Adventa's of Thomas & friends now.

Episode 21: Le Cave Di Argilla

That's Italian for The Clay Pits.

Bill, Ben, Timothy, and Marion enjoy working at the clay pits, but sometimes, too many freight cars get loaded with clay, and the engines get too much work.

Sir Tophamm Hat had to find an engine to help out at the clay pits for a few days.

Sir Tophamm Hat: *Looking at engines at Knapford Station* Who am I gonna send to the clay pits?
Thomas: *Passing por with Annie, and Clarabel*
Sir Tophamm Hat: Not Thomas. He's got a branch line to run.
Percy: *Pulling the mail train*
Sir Tophamm Hat: I can't take Percy away from his favorito! job.
Emily: *Pulling two coaches*
Sir Tophamm Hat: Definitely not Emily. She wouldn't have enough power to help out there.
Francesca: *Brings coaches into station* Buongiorno Sir Tophamm Hat. I just brought some coaches here for Gordon's express.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Thank you. I need an extra engine at the Clay Pits. Are tu interested in going there for a few days?
Francesca: Certainly.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Good. Off tu go then.
Francesca: *Goes to Clay Pits*

Francesca was an Italian Tank Engine. She was cheerful, and powerful, but often broke down a lot.

As Francesca got to the Clay Pits, she met Bill, and Ben.

Bill: hola look, it's a new engine to help us.
Ben: I don't know Bill. That's Francesca. Do tu know what country she's from?
Bill: Uhhh....
Ben: Italy. That's where all the machines there break down frequently. *Laughs*
Bill: *Laughs*
Francesca: It's not funny! Just because I'm Italian doesn't mean I break down frequently.
Timothy: *Arrives* What's all the fuss about tu three?
Bill: Uh, nothing!
Ben: Bye! *Takes off with Bill*
Timothy: Yep.
Francesca: Are they always like that?
Timothy: Don't worry. They'll warm up to tu eventually.

Francesca hoped so, because she didn't want to be made fun of for being Italian.

Later that day, Bill, and Ben were pulling a long load of clay together. Francesca coupled up to a train longer then what Bill, and Ben were pulling, but she didn't need any help with it at all.

Bill: *Stops* Look!
Ben: *Sees Francesca pulling the train por herself* I don't believe it. She's pulling that train por herself.
Francesca: tu aren't gonna make fun of me again, are you?
Ben: That depends?
Bill: Are tu going to break down soon?
Francesca: *Gets angry, but ignores Bill, and Ben. Then she hears a hissing noise* What's that?
Driver: It must be a leaking tube.
Francesca: *Stops*
Ben: What is this?
Bill: Did she brake down?
Francesca: *Too embarrassed to say anything*
Ben: Well, she didn't answer our question, so let's leave her.
Bill: Yeah, she's doing just fine.
Francesca: Wait! I did break down! Please help.

But the two yellow twins ignored her, and strolled away.

Timothy was not happy with what the twins did, so he decided to get Francesca to the Steam Works. During that, they had a conversation.

Timothy: Those twins can be a handful.
Francesca: tu can say that again.
Timothy: Don't let them bother you.
Francesca: What they do say is true though. I do tend to break down a lot.
Timothy: But that has nothing to do with what country you're from. They shouldn't have made fun of you.

After bringing Francesca to the steam works, Timothy talked to Sir Tophamm Hat.

Ben: *Pushing empty cars to the clay pits*
Bill: Hurry up! I wanna pull those cars after tu finish!
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Arrives* Hello tu two.
Ben: Hi sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: Timothy says that tu have been making fun of Francesca. Is that true?
Bill: Timothy dicho that?
Ben: What does he know? He takes things too literal.
Sir Tophamm Hat: I am ashamed of tu two. Not only did tu make fun of Francesca, but tu lie about it. As a punishment, I'm not going to get any engines to help you. tu will do all that hard work yourself.
Ben: Okay, we're sorry!
Sir Tophamm Hat: That's más like it. tu will apologize to Francesca when she returns.

And sure enough, they did. Francesca may break down a lot, but it's not because she's Italian. What Bill, and Ben dicho was not nice, and tu shouldn't make the same mistake they did.

The End

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Tabby: No!
Master Sword: *Turns off the song*
Tabby: Tom's just gonna smash up another guitar, and waste más money!
Oliver: Besides, the show's over.
Toad: So long everyone.
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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air*
Tom: Yeah!!! It's this song again!
Master Sword: If it was another song, I'd catch on fire, and rage.
Thomas: tu see what I'm talking about tu two? He always says he's gonna catch on fire, and rage.
Percy: That's why I hate ponies.
Sean: I don't really care. Let him rage.
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, Ich bin Pinkie Pie. Our segundo half of zhe mostrar is starting now since it is 8:30.

Episode 11

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Duck: We reached ten episodes.
Thomas: It's time to party.
Hawkeye: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla with Jeff, Percy, Tom, Master Sword, Tim, and Captain Jefferson* To ten episodes.
Tim: Cheers.

Everyone at the mesa, tabla drank their beer, when Pinkie Pie hopped out of nowhere.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie. Velcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm pleased to announce zhat I vill be hosting. Zhis veek's lineup is down below.

Gran Turismo - Rated TVPG
On The Block - Rated TV14
Adventures of Thomas & friends - Rated TVY7
Adventures of Thomas & friends - Rated TVY7

Pinkie Pie:...
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Tom, Master Sword, Saten Twist: *Standing on their back legs, doing hoof bumps in mid air* Yeah!!!
Hawkeye: Where does this música come from?
Percy: Welcome back everyone. We got My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & friends coming your way. Seriously, we need to get rid of these ponies..

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Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack...
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Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Thomas & Percy: AH!!!!!
Hawkeye: His canto is terrible!
Applejack: Make it stop!
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Saten Twist: I just got him to calm down too. Okay, we got Gran Turismo, and Adventures of Thomas & friends coming up next.

What to expect in this episode.

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Toby the tram engine: *Passes Tim, and Toby* Howdy Toby.
Tim: What, no howdy for me?
Toby: *Laughs*
Percy: *Flies over Percy the green engine*
Gordon: *Arguing with Gordon the express engine*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Sean The Hedgehog: *On one of Sean's passenger cars*
Master Sword: We have two Toby's, two Percy's, two Gordon's, and three Sean's!
Captain Jefferson: What about me? I'm a Sean too.
Master Sword: Make that four. I'd usually catch on fire, and rage about it, but not this time, for I'm hosting this week. My name is Master Sword. This week's schedule is down below.

Gran...
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Sean: We're back.
Sean The Hedgehog: And for once, we're using música from Mario Golf. Our last two shows for this week are My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Sean: It's más ponies, and talking trains ladies, and gentlemen.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardiente de manzana, applejack

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Sean The Hedgehog: *Walking down a street*
Gordon: He's hosting!
Twilight: Man I wanna be the host!!!!!
Spike: Twilight, calm down!
Twilight: *Shoots Spike, and fires at Sean*
Sean The Hedgehog: *Runs as he dodges the bullets*
Gordon: He's getting away!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: So long ponies! *Stops running as he reaches a train track* And now we wait for the other Sean.
Sean: *Blows his horn twice as he arrives*
Sean The Hedgehog: Hi, I'm Sean.
Sean: And I'm Sean. We're hosting this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean The Hedgehog: But we're not the Sean's responsible...
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Tim: This is the siguiente song I'm listening to on my patrol.
Toby: Not if I listen to it first.
Tim: Why you- *Fights with Toby, and makes a nube of dust as they puñetazo, ponche each other*
Toby The Tram Engine: I'll never understand those porcelana figures.
Hawkeye: That's because we're not made out of porcelain. We're not toilets. Pierce Hawkins here ladies, and gentlemen, and if tu want spectacular stories, you've come to the right place. The 2nd half of our mostrar is about to start with Gran Turismo. After that, it's Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

What to expect in this episode.

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Twilight, Master Sword, and Captain Jefferson: *Watching Gordon, and James argue*
Gordon: I'm the greatest engine ever.
James: No. I am!
Henry: Duh, can I play?
Gordon & James: No!
James: I'm the greatest!
Gordon: No! I am!
Hawkeye: You're wrong. *Points to a Big Boy locomotive* That's the greatest engine ever. Pierce Hawkins here everyone, but tu can call me Hawkeye. I'm hosting the S.S.S.S this week. Tonight, we start with back to back episodes of...

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Hawkeye: And then we got....

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
Adventures of Thomas &...
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Sean: *Looks at a grey hedgehog who looks just like him* Your name wouldn't happen to be Sean too, would it?
Sean The Hedgehog: It is. What a pleasure to meet you. I'll be back, I gotta insult Saten Twist, because he's playing as Alex Trebek.
Gordon: *Standing near a yard tower*
Hawkeye: What are tu doing?
Gordon: Waiting.
Hawkeye: For what?
Gordon: *Gets hit a 2 ton bag of salt* Wrong pony!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Sorry!
Double Scoop: Welcome back to the S.S.S.S. Our final two shows for the día are...

Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG
My Little Pornstar - Rated TV-MA for Mature Audiences

Double Scoop:...
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Hawkeye: *Sitting at the station with Coffee Creme* When does our train get here?
Coffee Creme: Not sure.
Sean: *Passes by, pulling seven passenger cars*
Hawkeye: That definitely was not our train.
Tim: *Sitting in the M4 police car with Julia* When are we getting some action?
Julia: Soon.
Double Scoop: Ice cream anyone?
Twilight: Man, I hate ice cream!
Double Scoop: *Pulls a lever*
Twilight: *Falls through a hole*
Double Scoop: That's what happens when tu tell me tu hate ice cream. I'm Double Scoop, and I'm hosting this week of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. To get things starting,...
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Duck: Now this is my kind of song.
Henry: Duh, what's a song?
Duck: How many preguntas do tu have to ask for crying out loud?!
Henry: What's a question?
Duck: For the segundo half of this show, it's My Little Pornstar, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Henry: What's a friend?
Duck: I will scrap you, tu stupid engine!

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Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostrar - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
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Hawkeye: *Hears the song playing*
Tim: Okay, who turned on that song?
Tom: Get something better on for crying outloud!!
Mortomis: Yeah!
Captain Jefferson: Fine. *Switches the song*

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Captain Jefferson: tu don't know good música when tu hear it.
Percy: We're back!
James: Everyone already knows that Percy.
Henry: *Crosseyed* Duh, hi, I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I can eat your whole face off.
Duck: *Stops siguiente to Henry* That's not right Henry. Hi guys, pato here with Henry. He's hosting this week, but as tu can tell, he's an idiot, so I'm helping him host this week of Sean's Spectacular...
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