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Ok let me just say sorry it's been so long since I've written one of these fanfictions not that anyone really wants o reads them but hey!!!im bored and creative so here we go again!!!:D

Eddy: What do tu mean?

Edd: Don't tu see Eddy NOBODY WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH US ANYWAY SO WHY EVEN TRY!!!!

Eddy: What are tu talking about?!

Edd: Look around Eddy were in our high school years now and yet all these kids think of us is that were undeniably the most irritating scamming delinquents THEY HAVE EVER MET?!

Eddy:...

Edd: OBVIOUSLY IF WHAT tu SISTER JUST dicho WAS TRUE THAN THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY ALL THINK OF US!!!!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: WELL!!!!

Eddy:...

Edd: AREN'T tu GOING TO SAY SOMETHING?!

Eddy: What am I supposed to say?...what am I gonna do?...

Edd: (calms down but is as depressed as Eddy Ed seems to be the only strong one here.)The only thing we can do....give up...

Ed:....I....I...I...

(IM A GOOFY GOOBER!!!XD jk jk)

Eddy: What is monobrow yapping about?

Ed: I...I...I wont...

Edd: Face it Ed it's over.

Eddy: Yea were just gonna have to get used to a new Kanker Sorez world...

Ed: I WON'T DO IT!!!! THEY CAN STEAL MY COMIC libros MY salsa AND ALL THAT IS mantequilla BUT....NOT MY FRIENDS!!!!

Eddy: They dont wan't us Ed..

Ed: But they NEED us!

Edd: (looks up in amazement.) Why Ed im touched...seeing tu making a statement...a political reach out if tu would...with a very impressive speech.

Ed: I don't know what that means but I can see the el espacio ship from here so lets go!!!!!!
(puts his hand out in front of him.)

Eddy: Lumpy?....what are tu doing?

Ed: In the cine the three main heros always put there hands in and do a battle cry.

(Edd puts his guante covered hand on parte superior, arriba of Ed's.)

Eddy: tu too calcetín head?

Edd: What do tu say Eddy?

Eddy: For Sara-I mean our friends hehe. (puts hand in)

(The eds sound off in a loud scream.)

MEANWHILE...

Ella: (in chains now on a muro with a device pointing at her the other girls are in a line siguiente to her also in chains.) (Hearing the Ed's shout.)
Huh?

Nazz: Ella what is it?

Ella: I heard a disturbance.

Sara: Maybe it was the others..
(Macy is brought in por Matty.)

Matty:I have that twerp tu requested.

Macy: LET GO OF ME!!!

Marie: Well well well...

Lee: Just look what the dog coughed up.

May: Baby Macy....(eyes glow yellow)

Macy:Im only a año younger than you.

Marie: Your sooo annoying man am I glad tu live with Dad...

May: Now what did tu think your big idea WAS BOYFRIEND STEALER!!!!!

Macy: Can it May your just jealous because your not as pretty as me.

May: (In a blind rage.)WHAT DID tu SAY?!

Lee: How cute it's gonna be just like our family reunions girls...

Marie: Yea except no maíz perros o car parts.

May: Lets start then.

Macy: Lets....

(they both power up)

(the normal and gender bender culdesac kids are brought in all with chains around there feet.)

Kelly: tu dorks this is all your fault.

Edith:Don't look at me it was all Double A's fault!

Ednaa: That is the most ridiculed and exaggerated thing you've ever said!

Edith: IF tu HADN'T OF MADE THIS STUPID PORTAL THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED calcetín HEAD!!!!

Ednaa: OH! IT'S ALWAYS MY FAULT ISN'T IT tu LOUD MOUTHED IMBECILE OF A FRIEND!!!! "Ednaa build this for the scam." o "Ednaa be my wing woman so I can get close to Sam." WELL IM TIRED OF tu ALWAYS BLAMING ME!!!!!

Edna: (a tear sheds.)

Edith: NOW tu MADE MONOBROW CRY!!!!!

Ednaa: (blind rage.)

Kevin: STOP! what are May and that chick doing?!

Ednaa: (calms down.) tu don't think just por having "cooties" that the Kanker sisters could torment Ed, Edd, and Eddy do you? Especially in high school years.

Jilly: So then whats going on?

Ednaa: The Kankers aren't ordinary sisters...there mutants...

(Everyone but the Kanker sisters and the Sorez brothers gasp.)

Lee: Yeah yeah so what if we are...were still human we just have...talent.

(May transforms into a lion with glowing yellow/green eyes)

Kevin: Oh...My...Gosh...

Nazz:Kev!!do something!!!!

Kevin:Me?!O.O

Lee:Just try it and these get it.
(Lee presses a button that reveals two bikes one rosado, rosa and the other green on ropes dangling above lava.)

Kelly and Kevin: MY BIKE!!!!

Nazz and Nate: (thinking) Ugh not again...

Kelly: tu DORKS!!!!WHAT THE HECK!!!NOW THE amor OF MY LIFE AND I WILL BE GONE!!!!!

Nate: (eyes light up)

Kelly: My poor bike!

Nate: -.-

Ednaa:Listen everyone! we still have one hope left!

Macy: (transforms into a flamingo) Oh crap!

May:A FLAMINGO??? (Roars) THATS THE BEST tu CAN DO????

Macy: Hang on!!! (flaps feathers) (transforms into a dragon about the same size as May being a lion.)

May:Thats más like it... (breathes arrows.)

(Macy gets shot in the arm with three of these arrows and outcries in a roar.)

(Macy tries to breath fuego but May claws her shoulder.)

May:Pathetic little sister....

(Macy bites May's back)

May: Sssssss....you'll pay for that!!!!(Picks her up in her mouth and throws her against the wall.)

(Macy untransforms she now has a very ripped up sleeve.)

May:(lifts her claw about to finish her off but a hand stops it from falling)

May:Ed!?

Macy:E-ED?!

Everyone:ED?!

May:Sweetie! Get out of the way! This is for our own good!

Ed: Macy is my friend! I won't let tu hurt her!

(Ednaa reaches into her pocket and pulls out an device which breaks one of Ella's chains.)

Marie: Oh no tu don't (powers up into a blue tiger.)

Ella: O.O (Screams)

Marie: EDD????

Ella: Edd?

Everyone:EDD?!

Lee: STOP DOING THAT!

Ella:I don't understand...what about all those things I said? Weren't they being broadcast?

Edd: Though tu may find my efforts to save your being quite tedious, im afraid I have no choice!

Ella: Edd...

Edd:(smirks) With two D's.

(I don't mean that in a perverted way. It's simply a horrible catch phrase -.-)

Marie:How could you...do this...Ed...

Lee:THATS IT!!! IM SICK OF ALL THIS CRAP! YOUR ALL DONE FOR NOW!!!! (Lee shifts into phoenix.)

Lee: Maybe tu wont hurt them but I will! (Pins Edd to the muro with a breath of fire.)

Ed, Marie, and Ella: EDD!!!!

May: DON'T tu DARE TOUCH ED!

Lee:Sorry sis, to late... (rips her claw across Ed's stomach and he shouts a deep loud shout of pain.)

May, Macy, and Edd: ED!!!

Lee:Im done with tu all!!! Now we can take over in peace!!!

(A water bazuca, bazooka blasts a flush of father onto Lee, turning her back into a human.)

Eddy:That oughta even the playing field.

Lee:EDDY?!

Sara:Eddy?!

Ella: My idiot brother?!

Eddy:Your idiot brother that just saved your backside sis!

Ella: Touche...

Lee: Why tu little!!! Well know this Eddy, im not a sucker like my idiot family members! And... IM OVER YOU!

Eddy:Cool..It will be easier to win Sara. (smirks as he turns the setting of the bazuca, bazooka to blast fire.)

Ella: wait a minuet!!! Isn't that MY bazooka?!

Eddy:Yeah...

Ella:GRRRAAAA YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO STEAL STUFF FROM MY ROOM!!! IT'S NOT-

Eddy: hola tu WAN'T THE WORLD SAVED o NOT!

Ella: EDDY LISTEN TO ME ITS NOT A GOOD SET-

Eddy: to late (snickers a bit and blasts at Lee.)

(Lee powers up.)

Eddy: WHAT THE HECK?! ELLA!! THIS THING GIVES HER POWER!!

Ella: I was TRYING to tell you-

Ednaa:She's a phoenix! If tu put the setting to fuego then she'll gain power NOT LOSE IT!

Ella: I could have dicho that...

(Edd raises to his feet.)

Lee: I guess I'll kill two birds with one stone then (she smirks and transforms back into a phoenix.)

Eddy: o one big fiery bird with two water guns. (smirks and tosses Edd a hand gun with the same settings as his bazooka.)

Edd: Quite an interesting comeback...

Eddy: Not as bad as that catchphrase earlier.

Ed:(powers up a water gun he had in his pocket.)

Macy:(crawls over to Ed and helps his rise to his feet.)

(the three Eds face Lee.)

Lee:The más the merrier. (she powers up.)

2 BE CONTINUED.
It Was A Sunny Summer día In The Cul-De-Sac,And The Eds Were Cooking Up A Hot New Scam.But,They Were Having A Bit Of Trouble...

Eddy:WHY Is It So HARD To Think Up A Scam????

Edd:Beats Me,Eddy.

Ed:Nope.Can't Think Of A Word. Hey,Who's That?

The Eds Looked Up To See A Girl (How'd tu Guess?)With Shoulder Length Red Hair,Wearing A White Tank parte superior, arriba With The British Flag On It,And Blue Jeans.She Wore White Sneakers,Had Gray-Blue Eyes,And A Few Freckles.She Also Wore Glasses With White Frames.She Walked Up To The Eds.

Girl:Hi! Who Are tu Three?

Ed:I Am Ed!

Edd:I'm Edd,With Two D's,So tu Can Call Me Double-D...
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One day, the Eds had their fannies plopped on the couch. They were desperately surfing the channels when they saw a McDonalds commercial.

Announcer: "You're going to amor our managers special here at McDonalds. We sell a emparedado, sándwich de with a large drink and fries for $1.99. So grab your keys and head to McDonalds right now."

Voice: (singing)"At McDonalds, we amor to see tu smile!"

Eddy turned the TV off with a smile on his face.

Eddy: "Hey! How about we open a fast comida restaurant!"

Edd: "That's a great idea!"

Ed: "My dad traveled to Kansas City on a mutated bug!"

Eddy: "Shut up Ed. Anyway, we'll call...
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They Raced Edd To The Hospital,And The Nurse Stopped Them From Entering The Room They Took Edd In.

Nurse:I'm Sorry Boys,But tu Can't Follow Your Friend.

Eddy:But We Can't Leave Him!

Nurse:I'm Sorry,But tu Can't.Don't Worry,He's In Good Hands.

Eddy And Ed Looked Back Once más To See That Edd Was Okay,And He Shook In One Violent Spasm.The Steady Beating Of His corazón Stopped And The Monitor Screeched Out A Loud,"BEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP"

Doctor:Get Them Out Of Here!

Eddy And Ed:EDD!

Doctor:Get Them Out!

The Nurse Showed Them To A Waiting Room,And Eddy And Ed Fell To The Floor On The Ground.The Only Thing...
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Double D:Messy messy messy...Eddy is it really necassary to be digging through unsightly junk?

Eddy:Quit complaining calcetín head...hey Ed tu find any quarters yet?

Ed:(digs his head out of the garbage)Nothing yet Eddy!

(Just so tu know everyone is 16 in this)

Double D:Eddy not only is it filthy in this place!But remember the Kankers live around here.

Eddy:Yeah right...they aint getin my....(eys light up)QUARTERS!!A WHOLE BUNCH!!!were in jaw breaker city boys.

(Eddy reveals a garbage bag filled with quarters.)

???:And where do tu think your going with our cash?

Eddy:LEE?!

Kankers:Not just Lee....

May:Kissy...
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Edd wakes up from his cama from his CD player, playing the song It’s A New Day.

Edd (smiling happily): I feel just like that song dicho and that is it feels good to be alive.

Edd jumps out of bed, got dressed canto the song he heard when he got up, and ran to Eddy’s house.

Edd: Wake up Eddy! It’s a beautiful day.

Eddy pushes Edd away and gets out of cama mumbling to himself for not being able to sleep in.

Eddy: Fine fine! I’m up already! Geez!Why are tu so cheerful today?

Edd: I feel something extraordinary is about to happen. I don’t know how to explain it either.

Eddy: Whatever! Let’s...
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A/N: My sister and I made these up at the local pool. We like to pretend that Bernie Bernstein is the director and we're shooting the movies. Then we decided to take the cine we made up and put them in a fanfic. Enjoy!:)

One day, the Eds were walking down the calle slurping jawbreakers when they ran into Bernie Bernstein, the director from the Powerpuff Girls.

Bernie: "Hi there!"

Eddy: "What do tu want?"

Bernie: "I just wanted to let tu know that I'm releasing a series of three cine to celebrate the Summer. They're called Screaming Nelly", "Surfin USA," and "My Cousin Goggles."

Eddy:(sarcastically)"Wow,...
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One Day, Edd Spied A Moving camioneta, van In The Cul-De-Sac.He Decided To Go Greet The Newcomers.He Went Over And Knocked On Their Door. A 12 año Old With Short Red Hair, Wearing Glasses, Had Some Freckles, Greeted Him.The Look In Edd's Eyes Could Clearly State That He Was In Love.

Edd:(Softly) Hi,I'm Edd.But People Call Me Double-D.I Guess Your My New Neighbor.

Michelle:Hi,My Name's Michelle.Your Kinda Cute.

Edd Blushed A Deep Crimson.

Michelle:Would tu Like To Come In?

Edd:Sure!

Edd Came In And They Went To Michelle's Room.It Was Painted In A "60's,Shagidelic,Summer OfLove"Theme.And She Had A TV,VCR,And...
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Only read this story if tu HATE boybands,and I apoligize if I flame anyone's fave group.

Ed,Edd,and Eddy were listening to the radio, when the song, "Bye,Bye,Bye" came on the radio. Edd made a face. "Ick, I hate this band!"

Eddy turned it off. "I know,boybands are sick."

"I think that N'SYNC are ZOMBIES, ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!"

Edd looked through his Beatle records for some better music. "They look so...feminine!"

As he picked out "Abbey Road" and put it on the turntable, being Edd as he was, he had a plan. "EUREKA! I've got it! We'll go back in time and try to destroy all of the boybands!"

"DOUBLE-D!!!...
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