* That awkward moment went your mom's doing dishes, so tu put one in slowly and walk away fast.
* Dear teacher, I talk where ever I am. So there's no point in moving me?
* Dear brain, please start to make up your mind about if I'm hungry o bored. Sincerely, I'm getting Fat.
* It doesn't madder what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
* That awkward moment when your playing with your pen in class and it goes flying across the room.
* The mini party tu have when your teacher leaves the room.
* Hand sanitizer = The quickest way to find a cut.
* Dear Haters, I so much más for tu to be mad about. Just wait a sec! ~evil smile~
* Hanging out with the same person EVERYDAY and never getting bored of them!
* I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." That's when I say. "Sorry perra your going to need to hibermate!"
* I don't hate tu I'm just saying if a bus hit you, I would be driving that bus!
* That awkward moment when someones wearing más makeup then clothes.
* Admit it. At some point in are lives we've test to see if we had super powers.
* That awkward moment when someone's watching tu take a picture of your self.
* Not studying all día and felling gulity and still doing nothing.
* That awkward moment when your parents don't apprectate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
* My Vocabulary = 50% Swearing, 50% Sarcasm.
* I hate it when people twist my words around o take it the wrong way
* Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a Potato.
* I hate it when I'm canto to a song and the artist get's the words wrong!
* I go to type "Hahahahaha" and my fingers go crazy and type, "Haaaahahahhaaaahahhh."
* hola can I have a sip? Shore! ~GLUG GLUG GLUG~ Dude what the Hell!!??
* The teacher say's work with a partner. tu look at your friend and nod.
* That look tu give your friend when someone cute walks in the room.
* " 1...2...3..Smile!"
"Did tu take it yet?"
"Crap it was on video!"
* I would rather beat my remote then to get up and get más batteries.
* That one friend that has the dirtest mind...COME ON WE ALL HAVE ONE!
* Me- "I am a ninja!" Weirdo- "No your not!" Me- "Did tu see what I just did?" Weirdo- "No." Me- "EXACTLY!"
* Operator- "9-1-1 Please hold?" Me- "Okay! hola stop stabbing me for a sec!" Murder- K!
* I'm the type of person who laughs at the thing's I post before posting anything because I'm so damn funny!
* My Graduation speech- "I hate all tu mother fuckers! Peace out bitches!" ~walk off the stage~
* In my live, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trust, I've made mistakes but most of all I've learned...
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I hope tu like these funny quotes!
Fierce & Love
Poem Girl
* Dear teacher, I talk where ever I am. So there's no point in moving me?
* Dear brain, please start to make up your mind about if I'm hungry o bored. Sincerely, I'm getting Fat.
* It doesn't madder what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
* That awkward moment when your playing with your pen in class and it goes flying across the room.
* The mini party tu have when your teacher leaves the room.
* Hand sanitizer = The quickest way to find a cut.
* Dear Haters, I so much más for tu to be mad about. Just wait a sec! ~evil smile~
* Hanging out with the same person EVERYDAY and never getting bored of them!
* I hate it when ugly people say, "I need my beauty sleep." That's when I say. "Sorry perra your going to need to hibermate!"
* I don't hate tu I'm just saying if a bus hit you, I would be driving that bus!
* That awkward moment when someones wearing más makeup then clothes.
* Admit it. At some point in are lives we've test to see if we had super powers.
* That awkward moment when someone's watching tu take a picture of your self.
* Not studying all día and felling gulity and still doing nothing.
* That awkward moment when your parents don't apprectate the hilarious child they have been blessed with.
* My Vocabulary = 50% Swearing, 50% Sarcasm.
* I hate it when people twist my words around o take it the wrong way
* Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a Potato.
* I hate it when I'm canto to a song and the artist get's the words wrong!
* I go to type "Hahahahaha" and my fingers go crazy and type, "Haaaahahahhaaaahahhh."
* hola can I have a sip? Shore! ~GLUG GLUG GLUG~ Dude what the Hell!!??
* The teacher say's work with a partner. tu look at your friend and nod.
* That look tu give your friend when someone cute walks in the room.
* " 1...2...3..Smile!"
"Did tu take it yet?"
"Crap it was on video!"
* I would rather beat my remote then to get up and get más batteries.
* That one friend that has the dirtest mind...COME ON WE ALL HAVE ONE!
* Me- "I am a ninja!" Weirdo- "No your not!" Me- "Did tu see what I just did?" Weirdo- "No." Me- "EXACTLY!"
* Operator- "9-1-1 Please hold?" Me- "Okay! hola stop stabbing me for a sec!" Murder- K!
* I'm the type of person who laughs at the thing's I post before posting anything because I'm so damn funny!
* My Graduation speech- "I hate all tu mother fuckers! Peace out bitches!" ~walk off the stage~
* In my live, I've lived, I've loved, I've lost, I've missed, I've hurt, I've trust, I've made mistakes but most of all I've learned...
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I hope tu like these funny quotes!
Fierce & Love
Poem Girl