This doctor who screencap contains
cuchilla, cuchilla de carnicero, interruptor, cuchilla de la carne, and chopper.
There might also be
espátula and espátula de.
Sadly not only is this how the world see's most fans of Doctor Who, it's actually how some are. The rest of us just think it's wonderfully funny and fall about laughing.
Video of Orbital remixing the Doctor Who theme música (circa 1986) at the Glastonbury música festival in 2004 (before the new series began, needless to say).