EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMASH BROTHERS!!

MARIO! VERSUS......CORRIN!!!!

BEGIN!

Mario: Words cannot describe the power that my presence can possess, it'sa Mario! Rockin' that Italian finesse...

But I digress, who am I up against, a dragon in a dress? My rhymes'll melt tu quick like I was usin' the Bessemer process!

I'm más popular, más iconic, and my combos are divine!

It takes forever for your throws to kill, when is it, 169?

So step back, and kneel to the platformer king!

I've seen scarier challengers like Samara from The Ring!

Corrin: Here I am again, faced with a narcissistic mustache. Your debt will...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 1: Pilot

Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link

Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down siguiente to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I actuación surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's mover on to the characters. The first...

Runaway - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014



Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play:...

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick. It passed over a mountain, and increased speed.

Song (Start at 0:17): link

Colonel Turner: Here he is. At the Schloss Adler. The castillo of Eagles. Believe me, it's well named, because only an eagle can get to it. Our job is to get inside there, and get him out as soon as possible.
Colonel Kramer: Major Debeldun, in charge of shipping in weapons.
Republic Soldier: Green light go!
Men: *Jump out of the Landing Craft*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, head of security.
Republic Soldiers: *Using parachutes...

(Heya everybody! Welcome to another exciting episode of my new-ish original fan-fiction, Network 999! I apologize for the delay on this one, stuff happened. XD But regardless of that, I hope tu enjoy today's episode of Network 999! ;D)

Quick Story Recap: It is the año 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even más powerful than ever. tu see, ever since a group of scientists produced an update to Network 999 called THC, o The Hyper Communication, Network 999 has been transformed into an exciting Cyber-Universe filled with adventure,...

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of misceláneo circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: tu hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this....

What did the clock say to the other clock?

You're TICKING me off!

Do tu get it? Was it funny? No? Too bad, this article's going to be FULL of it. XD

Welcome to Operation: Cringefest, a new yearly series for April Fools día where I buscar for the most cringe-worthy puns ever. Are tu ready? I was fucking BORN ready.

IT'S TIME TO GET-



"Now class, I'd like tu all to welcome our guest speaker.....

And his friend, Mike"

This microphone pun made me fall out of my chair. It's so bad... But it's clever at the same time.

Now all we need is a stereo pun and we can get this cringefest REALLY going. :D...

*Insert obligatory bad-word and opinion warning here*

So at this point I’m pretty sure that I’ve already mentioned numerous characters being my favorite, and I thought it was about time that I made a lista on that particular subject. Think of it like my anime characters list, only on ALL THE STEROIDS! =D

But yeah, I’ve always loved a ton of fictional characters, and I’ve had this idea for quite a little while now, so why not? Also keep in mind this is going to be a HUGE list. After all, such a special topic deserves to have a great article, right?

And now... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and...

Well, 2015 is finally over. I can't believe it, this has been such an amazing año for me. So many great things happened, I learned SO much, and made a lot más friends.

Online-wise, I'm much better at creating content. I've made some GREAT content that's both informative and funny, and my organization is MILES better.

I met so many new people on here, it's just insane. I want to thank everyone who's ever fanned me, and everyone who's had a great time hanging out with me, as well as those who enjoy lectura my content.

In real life, I made a lot of new friends, learned a ton, and really grew both...

hola everyone, Jared here again with another update. Now you're probably wondering where the Hell I've been for the past week o so, and I'll answer that now.

1. I'm STILL screwing around with my navidad stuff. XD

2. Just taking a break from all the High School and article-making BS for a little while. (Not that article-creation isn't fun.)

3. I've been planning something for quite a while now, and I've also started working on it since around the beginning of last week.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, I am happy to announce that all January 2016, I'll be doing my...

Welp, here I am once again, sitting in my rather annoying squeaky desk-chair all alone, ranting about terrible fan-fictions that nobody cares about at goddamned Midnight.

Yep, Toxic Fanfic Reviews is finally back, along with a new name and a fresh new start.

And since navidad is right around the corner, I thought it'd be a good idea to review a fan-fiction aptly named "Our Christmas". tu know, because NOBODY plans on doing anything special for Christmas.

I'M SO ORIGINAL! ^____^

But yeah, let's get straight into this one and see if it's really as bad as we think it is.

Created on January 9th 2011...

First off, an explanation.

If tu have no idea what I'm talking about, then hear me out. Toxic Fanfic Reviews was a precious old series of mine where I reviewed terrible fan-fictions. and after re-reading all of them, I've been inspired to start the entire thing over. But why did I stop in the first place? Well......

Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode One was pretty bad. The entire thing was just me moaning "OH MY GERD THIS IS SO DISTURBIN N BAD! D:" And it wasn't really enjoyable at all.

One día later, I decided to make Episode 2. Only there was a problem, I couldn't copy/paste. AT ALL.

I assume...

tu know, the 80's was probably the absolute BEST time for music. Seriously, we got SO many amazing hits in that one decade it's not even funny. And I'm NOT kidding when I say that a TON of my favorito! songs come from that very decade, including Refugee por Tom Petty, Land Of Confusion por Genesis, the Tainted amor Cover por Soft Cell, the lista is practically ENDLESS.

And here's one of the SILLIEST and yet most FUN songs I've ever listened to. Ladies and gentle, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, welcome to Song Sanctuary, where we take a look at the most classic of the classics. Today's review,...

(Short Synopsis: This is YET ANOTHER new series of mine. XD In it we discuss hated characters from cartoons/anime and see if they're guilty, innocent, o should get the ULTIMATE penalty! Hope tu enjoy it as much as I had fun creating it. :D)

Louise: LET ME GO, LET ME GO, LET ME GOOOO! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! >___<

Guards: Come on, we never dicho tu did! Solar Gear just wanted to see you, we swear!

Louise: Fine, but if one of tu nimrods are lying to me, you'll be broiled alive....

Guards: *She's scary.... o____O*

A little bit later....

Solar Gear: Today's subject is none other than Louise...

hola THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY TROLL IN EXISTINZE TO BE A CRITIC! YAY!! IM SO COOLZX! ^___^

Mother: No tu aren't, tu goddamn dumbass. -____-

Dan: SHUT UP MOM! >___<

SO DA OTHER DAYZAS I WATCHD DIS AWSUM SHOWZ CALLED THE... UH, ADVENTRS, SONIC.... I CAN'T REMEMBER DAMMIT!

BUT IT WAS SO AMAZINGTASTICTACULAR! ^___^ I LUV DA CHARACTERS, SO ONE-DIMENSIONAL AND BLAND! :D

Mother: Kind of like you! ;D

Dan: SHUT UP MOM!!!! >______<

AND DA ANIMATIN IS AMAZINCOOLSUM! THEY REALLY SPENZT A LOTTA TIM ON DA ANIMATION, YA KNOWZ! :D

MAN, THE COUNTLEZZ NIGHTS DEY MUSTA SPENT MAKING JUSTA SINGL...

(WARNING: Cussing is present in this article. If that turns tu off in any way, please leave now. Although it’s not everywhere, tu should still be aware of it. Thank you.)

Well, it may not seem like it, but MAN have I changed a ton since my first anime Openings article. My escritura is más organized, I’m smarter now, and of course, I’ve watched más anime.

So much to the point where an average human being would consider it absolutely terrifying. ^__^

And yeah, that old lista is REALLY starting to get outdated, so enjoy my brand new REMAKE of my parte superior, arriba 10 anime Openings!

There will be a lot of...