1. tu have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. tu have him as your lock screen and inicial screen.
3. tu go to Google, click imágenes and type "Bowieporn" in the buscar box.
4. tu imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. tu really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. tu can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs tu know how to play on the guitarra are Bowie songs.
8. tu dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. tu ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy amor scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend tu make...
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