1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful
Serena: Dan... Dan wait.
Dan: No thank you.
Serena: Dan, I didn't expect to see you. tu surprised me.
Dan: Well, I have to say... tu didn't.
Dan: I haven't been able to get tu out of my head all summer. I was hoping when I saw you, I would know that we did the right thing. But I don't feel that way. I don't feel that way at all.
2. Never Been Marcused
Serena: What do tu say we ... just forget thinking and... follow our hearts.
Dan: tu sure that's your corazón you're following?
Dan: So, she actually refers to him as The Lord?
Dan: I was just thinking about... this morning... on the bus ...
Serena: Yeah, we didn't exactly stick to the plan, did we?
Serena: Okay. I will see tu back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?
Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.
Serena: I'm just a little ...
Dan: Overwhelmed?
Serena: Confused.
3. The Dark Night
Serena: What do tu want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.
Serena: I forgive you... for Georgina.
Dan: And I forgive tu ...
Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart's brunch, a año ago. At the wedding...
Dan: Where we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena: And now here... I can't change who I am, Dan.
Dan: Me neither.
Serena: What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: S and Lonely Boy locking lips like all is forgiven. Will round two be any better?
Dan: Serena... I still ...
Serena: I know. Me too.
[elevator door closes]
Serena: ... I amor you.
Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.
8.Pret-a-Poor-J
Dan: Seeing tu the other night was very nice. I know the first leg of the Dan-Serena let's be friends tour was a disaster, but...
Serena: Well, we were young and stupid then. Now we're older and wiser.
Dan: tu need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?
Blair: tu hear the judgment in his voice right now right?
Serena: He's working on that.
11. The Magnificent Archibalds
Aaron: I live right around the corner, I'm just picking something up to take to ...
Dan: It's alright. I can hear her name.
Dan: tu know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? tu two are getting serious. I'm sure tu guys talked about that.
Aaron: Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely
Dan: Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. tu might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.
Aaron: Well I guess tu don't know her as well as tu think tu do. She doesn't drink anymore.
Dan: Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.
Dan: Would tu do me a favor and say hi to Serena's family for me, 'cause we all spent last Thanksgiving together.
Dan: Yeah. I don't know about tu but the Serena I know has long, flowing blonde hair, towers over both of us?
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Dan: Look Serena, if tu want to go, go. If tu don't, don't. I can't tell tu who to be with.
Serena: No but tu can tell me how tu feel.
Dan: How do tu feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take tu to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.
Serena: Thank tu so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having tu around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?
14. In the Realm of the Basses
(After Blair saw Dan/Serena together)
Serena: This is MY news.
Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.
Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well tu look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.
15. Gone with the Will
Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?
Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.
Dan: Hey, tu do realize the reason Serena and I broke up was the fact that she was so secretive. Now I'm the one keeping secrets.
Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. tu have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who dicho anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.
16. You've Got Yale!
Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: fuego and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death por Dorota.
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Serena: Dan... Dan wait.
Dan: No thank you.
Serena: Dan, I didn't expect to see you. tu surprised me.
Dan: Well, I have to say... tu didn't.
Dan: I haven't been able to get tu out of my head all summer. I was hoping when I saw you, I would know that we did the right thing. But I don't feel that way. I don't feel that way at all.
2. Never Been Marcused
Serena: What do tu say we ... just forget thinking and... follow our hearts.
Dan: tu sure that's your corazón you're following?
Dan: So, she actually refers to him as The Lord?
Dan: I was just thinking about... this morning... on the bus ...
Serena: Yeah, we didn't exactly stick to the plan, did we?
Serena: Okay. I will see tu back in the city. Fully clothed. With lots of people around. Okay?
Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.
Serena: I'm just a little ...
Dan: Overwhelmed?
Serena: Confused.
3. The Dark Night
Serena: What do tu want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.
Serena: I forgive you... for Georgina.
Dan: And I forgive tu ...
Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart's brunch, a año ago. At the wedding...
Dan: Where we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena: And now here... I can't change who I am, Dan.
Dan: Me neither.
Serena: What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: S and Lonely Boy locking lips like all is forgiven. Will round two be any better?
Dan: Serena... I still ...
Serena: I know. Me too.
[elevator door closes]
Serena: ... I amor you.
Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.
8.Pret-a-Poor-J
Dan: Seeing tu the other night was very nice. I know the first leg of the Dan-Serena let's be friends tour was a disaster, but...
Serena: Well, we were young and stupid then. Now we're older and wiser.
Dan: tu need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?
Blair: tu hear the judgment in his voice right now right?
Serena: He's working on that.
11. The Magnificent Archibalds
Aaron: I live right around the corner, I'm just picking something up to take to ...
Dan: It's alright. I can hear her name.
Dan: tu know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? tu two are getting serious. I'm sure tu guys talked about that.
Aaron: Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely
Dan: Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. tu might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.
Aaron: Well I guess tu don't know her as well as tu think tu do. She doesn't drink anymore.
Dan: Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.
Dan: Would tu do me a favor and say hi to Serena's family for me, 'cause we all spent last Thanksgiving together.
Dan: Yeah. I don't know about tu but the Serena I know has long, flowing blonde hair, towers over both of us?
12. It's a Wonderful Lie
Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.
13. O Brother, Where Bart Thou?
Dan: Look Serena, if tu want to go, go. If tu don't, don't. I can't tell tu who to be with.
Serena: No but tu can tell me how tu feel.
Dan: How do tu feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take tu to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.
Serena: Thank tu so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having tu around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?
14. In the Realm of the Basses
(After Blair saw Dan/Serena together)
Serena: This is MY news.
Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.
Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well tu look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.
15. Gone with the Will
Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?
Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.
Dan: Hey, tu do realize the reason Serena and I broke up was the fact that she was so secretive. Now I'm the one keeping secrets.
Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. tu have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who dicho anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.
16. You've Got Yale!
Dan: Yale day. I thought we could walk to school together for support. I keep telling myself that everything happens for a reason. I'll end up in the right place. But what if I don't get in?
Serena: Forget you. What if I do and Blair doesn't?
Dan: fuego and brimstone. A lot of bitchy asides. Death por Dorota.
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