Yo, guys. I hope everyone enjoyed Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. Anyways, it's time for part 2 of The Rise Of Garnet Rainbow, a Pokémon: Aura Warriors Fanfic!
*on a land ship* Where the fuck... are we?
Aura: I don't...
Violet: Hello, sister and future brother-in-law. 😈 *heels clack against the cold floor*
Violet! I thought tu were dead.
Violet: We were brought to the future before our deaths, thanks to Ganetto.
Ganetto? How the fuck did he get a hold of time travel?! Violet: He has a time machine, powered por a sample of your garnet aura.
I can travel in time... But tu let us go! *draws swords of garnet aura*... o do we have to make tu mover out the way? 😠
Violet: *does the same*
Roja: *appears fused with Buzzwole* *cracks knuckles* One on two wouldn't be fair 😈
You're free from prison too?! Oh fuck me.
Roja: *uses Ice Punch*
*dodges it and throws Aura Shuriken but they bounce back*
Violet: I can fuse with Ultra Beasts too. Come hither, Nihilego!
*a Nihilego appears and covers all over Violet*
*the Nihilego turns black and purple*
Violet: tu like my style, big sister? 😈
Aura: Aura Blade! *slices her arm off*
Violet: *grows it back and uses Aura Shuriken and Sludge Bomb* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! *Aura flies back*
*backs into a wall, injured*
Roja: What's wrong, papi? tu had enough...? Earthquake! *punches the ground, causing it to shake*
GAH!! We need backup! *pulls out walkie talkie* Hello? We need backup!
Manuel: tu reached the asshole phone service. Please leave a message after the beep.
We're in the Team Garnet arco iris Landship! We need backup!
Sergio: We're flying above it. *fuses with Zoroark, but having black and green fur* Let's fucking do this. *jumps on their landship, clawing through the roof*
Sergio: Now, Ash!
Ash: Greninja, use Water Shuriken on the tires!
*Greninja slices the tires with dicho move*
Ash: It's game ov... What?! These are the villains that were killed when going against us!
Ganetto: *on monitor* My butler went back in time to stop their deaths from happening... heh heh heh.
Ash: Ganetto!
Ganetto: I never quit. Watch me fuse with my Guzzlord!
*Ganetto does so*
Manuel: Oh, fuck my life.
Ganetto: Hahaha hahaha. tu guys are so fucked!
*monitor shuts off*
Roja: Earthquake! *the ship shakes off the bridge, causing the bridge to break in two*
Violet: Seriously?! I'm fused with a Poison/Rock Pokémon! Anywhoooo.... Power Gem!
Aura Katana! *slices off her tentacles*
Beat that! *they grow back* Oh... shit... *Violet throws me into the lab and straps me on the table*
*missiles hit the ship*
Manuel: This is fun!
Yuki: The Aura Warriors are in there! Stop it!
Manuel: It's fun...
Yuki: I'm going in. Let's go, Samurott! *Mega Evolves Samurott* *jumps into the landship*
Roja: Earthquake!
*before using Earthquake, I use Aura Blade, cutting her arm off* *heavily panting* tu are NOT gonna have us plummet! Now... what are your plans? Tell me o I will make tu talk...
Rhett: We don't talk to middle... *kicks his balls*
TELL ME! *garnet aura emanates from me*
*all the villains press a teleportation device button on their sleeves* *faints*
Aura: Tyler!
Sergio: Must've been too much for him...
I'll be fine...
Ash: No he needs to go to the hospital!
Manuel: Can we stop at McDonald's?
Everyone (except me): NO!
*meanwhile, at base*
Yuki: He and his Sceptile took some very hard hits. I don't know if they're gonna live through this!
Ash: They're attacking all of Canyon City! We're going into...
Serena: I'm going with you. Me and my Pokémon.
Ash: Very well. But who's gonna...
Aura: I'll stay with Tyler.
Manuel: Always wants to stay with Tyler!
Aura: Shut up. He's my friend!
Selene: Seriously, tubby! What happened to being there for Tyler? He's your ride o die, right? :/
Manuel: My pizza is burning. *runs off*
Ash: Stay put, Aura.
Aura: OK.
*the others fly off on their Pokémon*
Aura: *sheds a tear, starts crying*
Team Garnet arco iris is already getting started. Will the Aura Warriors finish it? Find out siguiente time!
*on a land ship* Where the fuck... are we?
Aura: I don't...
Violet: Hello, sister and future brother-in-law. 😈 *heels clack against the cold floor*
Violet! I thought tu were dead.
Violet: We were brought to the future before our deaths, thanks to Ganetto.
Ganetto? How the fuck did he get a hold of time travel?! Violet: He has a time machine, powered por a sample of your garnet aura.
I can travel in time... But tu let us go! *draws swords of garnet aura*... o do we have to make tu mover out the way? 😠
Violet: *does the same*
Roja: *appears fused with Buzzwole* *cracks knuckles* One on two wouldn't be fair 😈
You're free from prison too?! Oh fuck me.
Roja: *uses Ice Punch*
*dodges it and throws Aura Shuriken but they bounce back*
Violet: I can fuse with Ultra Beasts too. Come hither, Nihilego!
*a Nihilego appears and covers all over Violet*
*the Nihilego turns black and purple*
Violet: tu like my style, big sister? 😈
Aura: Aura Blade! *slices her arm off*
Violet: *grows it back and uses Aura Shuriken and Sludge Bomb* BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! *Aura flies back*
*backs into a wall, injured*
Roja: What's wrong, papi? tu had enough...? Earthquake! *punches the ground, causing it to shake*
GAH!! We need backup! *pulls out walkie talkie* Hello? We need backup!
Manuel: tu reached the asshole phone service. Please leave a message after the beep.
We're in the Team Garnet arco iris Landship! We need backup!
Sergio: We're flying above it. *fuses with Zoroark, but having black and green fur* Let's fucking do this. *jumps on their landship, clawing through the roof*
Sergio: Now, Ash!
Ash: Greninja, use Water Shuriken on the tires!
*Greninja slices the tires with dicho move*
Ash: It's game ov... What?! These are the villains that were killed when going against us!
Ganetto: *on monitor* My butler went back in time to stop their deaths from happening... heh heh heh.
Ash: Ganetto!
Ganetto: I never quit. Watch me fuse with my Guzzlord!
*Ganetto does so*
Manuel: Oh, fuck my life.
Ganetto: Hahaha hahaha. tu guys are so fucked!
*monitor shuts off*
Roja: Earthquake! *the ship shakes off the bridge, causing the bridge to break in two*
Violet: Seriously?! I'm fused with a Poison/Rock Pokémon! Anywhoooo.... Power Gem!
Aura Katana! *slices off her tentacles*
Beat that! *they grow back* Oh... shit... *Violet throws me into the lab and straps me on the table*
*missiles hit the ship*
Manuel: This is fun!
Yuki: The Aura Warriors are in there! Stop it!
Manuel: It's fun...
Yuki: I'm going in. Let's go, Samurott! *Mega Evolves Samurott* *jumps into the landship*
Roja: Earthquake!
*before using Earthquake, I use Aura Blade, cutting her arm off* *heavily panting* tu are NOT gonna have us plummet! Now... what are your plans? Tell me o I will make tu talk...
Rhett: We don't talk to middle... *kicks his balls*
TELL ME! *garnet aura emanates from me*
*all the villains press a teleportation device button on their sleeves* *faints*
Aura: Tyler!
Sergio: Must've been too much for him...
I'll be fine...
Ash: No he needs to go to the hospital!
Manuel: Can we stop at McDonald's?
Everyone (except me): NO!
*meanwhile, at base*
Yuki: He and his Sceptile took some very hard hits. I don't know if they're gonna live through this!
Ash: They're attacking all of Canyon City! We're going into...
Serena: I'm going with you. Me and my Pokémon.
Ash: Very well. But who's gonna...
Aura: I'll stay with Tyler.
Manuel: Always wants to stay with Tyler!
Aura: Shut up. He's my friend!
Selene: Seriously, tubby! What happened to being there for Tyler? He's your ride o die, right? :/
Manuel: My pizza is burning. *runs off*
Ash: Stay put, Aura.
Aura: OK.
*the others fly off on their Pokémon*
Aura: *sheds a tear, starts crying*
Team Garnet arco iris is already getting started. Will the Aura Warriors finish it? Find out siguiente time!