9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:
Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.
Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when tu need him?
Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.
Michael: (chuckles) good one.
Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in tu want?
Michael: Maybe later.
Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)
Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!
Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY carrying an MP5) THIS IS A ROBBERY!.. (stands closer to Michael) And.. Not a separate robbery we're together.
Guard: tu mean like a couple?
Trevor: No!.. Well, in a way.
Voice: We're being robbed por Johnny and Clyde!
Michael: SHUT UP! (fires más bullets to shut them up).
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Two cops heard the gunfire, and saw Brad run in after being late.
Cop: Uh Banson looks like we got an 64-G in progress.
Cop 2: (confused stare).
Cop: Armed robbery with a gun!
Cop 2: (confused stare)
Cop: (draws picture of a stickman robing another stickman with a pistol) Come on man, tu know this.
Cop 2: Ohh, a shooty-stealy!
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Guard: (reaches for alarm).
Trevor: Don't touch that alarm! (shoots it, ironically triggering it) DAMN IT!
Another guard comes in.
Guard 2: (enters from main door) Ohh I'm so excited, first día as a security guar-
Brad: (panics and shooting guard 2 dead with his AP Pistol).
Guard 2: Crap. (dies).
Brad: (examines the body and begins to panic) Oh shit! Now it's murder man! IT'S MURDER!
Michael: Just rel-
Brad: FUCK THAT! (jumps though the glass window) I WANNA LIVE! (lands on the highway, and gets ran over por a OC Transpo bus).
Michael: SHIT!.. Trevor! Brad is dead!
Trevor: Very funny Michael.
Michael: I'm serious, there's pieces of him everywh-
Trevor: (ignores him and points gun at cashier) GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Cashier: (gives him it).
Trevor: (looks in it but it explodes) AHH! DYE PACK!.. (Trevor tries to get a tissue, but the tissue box is also a dye pack. Enraged, he then hits a bank teller, who turns out to also be a dye pack).
Trevor: Is anyone NOT a dye pack?.. Speak now and I won't shoot.
Guy: I a- (gets shot in the arm). tu sa-
Trevor: I lied.
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LATER:
Trevor: This way to the chopper!
Michael: No!.. Stick to the fuckin plan. Follow me.. (suddenly gets shot por sniper).. (poor actuación skills) AHH! Lights fading, limbs growing cold.. I see a tunnel.. Must. Move. Toward the light.
Trevor: Michael, just hang on.
Michael: (poorly imitating Christopher Walken) Mother?.. Is that you?.. Your little boy.. Is coming home!
Trevor: ... How hard did he hit tu exactly?
Michael: (whispers) Rose-buds.. (pretends to be dead).
Trevor: Michael.. I see tu breathing, cut it ou- (gets shot at).
Trevor: I ain't leaving this spot!
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Trevor ironically is running as far away from the spot as he could.
Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.
Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when tu need him?
Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.
Michael: (chuckles) good one.
Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in tu want?
Michael: Maybe later.
Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)
Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!
Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY carrying an MP5) THIS IS A ROBBERY!.. (stands closer to Michael) And.. Not a separate robbery we're together.
Guard: tu mean like a couple?
Trevor: No!.. Well, in a way.
Voice: We're being robbed por Johnny and Clyde!
Michael: SHUT UP! (fires más bullets to shut them up).
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Two cops heard the gunfire, and saw Brad run in after being late.
Cop: Uh Banson looks like we got an 64-G in progress.
Cop 2: (confused stare).
Cop: Armed robbery with a gun!
Cop 2: (confused stare)
Cop: (draws picture of a stickman robing another stickman with a pistol) Come on man, tu know this.
Cop 2: Ohh, a shooty-stealy!
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Guard: (reaches for alarm).
Trevor: Don't touch that alarm! (shoots it, ironically triggering it) DAMN IT!
Another guard comes in.
Guard 2: (enters from main door) Ohh I'm so excited, first día as a security guar-
Brad: (panics and shooting guard 2 dead with his AP Pistol).
Guard 2: Crap. (dies).
Brad: (examines the body and begins to panic) Oh shit! Now it's murder man! IT'S MURDER!
Michael: Just rel-
Brad: FUCK THAT! (jumps though the glass window) I WANNA LIVE! (lands on the highway, and gets ran over por a OC Transpo bus).
Michael: SHIT!.. Trevor! Brad is dead!
Trevor: Very funny Michael.
Michael: I'm serious, there's pieces of him everywh-
Trevor: (ignores him and points gun at cashier) GIVE ME THE MONEY!
Cashier: (gives him it).
Trevor: (looks in it but it explodes) AHH! DYE PACK!.. (Trevor tries to get a tissue, but the tissue box is also a dye pack. Enraged, he then hits a bank teller, who turns out to also be a dye pack).
Trevor: Is anyone NOT a dye pack?.. Speak now and I won't shoot.
Guy: I a- (gets shot in the arm). tu sa-
Trevor: I lied.
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LATER:
Trevor: This way to the chopper!
Michael: No!.. Stick to the fuckin plan. Follow me.. (suddenly gets shot por sniper).. (poor actuación skills) AHH! Lights fading, limbs growing cold.. I see a tunnel.. Must. Move. Toward the light.
Trevor: Michael, just hang on.
Michael: (poorly imitating Christopher Walken) Mother?.. Is that you?.. Your little boy.. Is coming home!
Trevor: ... How hard did he hit tu exactly?
Michael: (whispers) Rose-buds.. (pretends to be dead).
Trevor: Michael.. I see tu breathing, cut it ou- (gets shot at).
Trevor: I ain't leaving this spot!
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Trevor ironically is running as far away from the spot as he could.
Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some libros John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a lista of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the parte superior, arriba of the list.
Colonel Turner:...
John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped siguiente to the station.
Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.
Song: link
John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*
They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to mover up.
Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station por two...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A estrella Wars fan Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
The circulo, círculo comes from the right followed por Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, o chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motocicletas on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next...
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Today/tonight I'll be doing a navidad special based on the RP mostrar Pokémon: Aura Warriors.. But only on thing: We have a guest estrella named Seanthehedgehog!
(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are tu doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout tu watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before tu do that?
Sean: Sure.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant dulces cane*
STOP! This is the guest...
continue reading...
(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are tu doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout tu watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before tu do that?
Sean: Sure.
Just for kicks.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant dulces cane*
STOP! This is the guest...
