Clark: tu were drinking, right?
Lois: Those days are over. No más alcohol. And that includes cough syrup and ron cakes.

Clark: Lois, what are tu doing here?
Lois: I could ask tu the same question, but it seems fairly obvious, hef.

Clark: [To Geoff] I’m sorry. She’s under a lot of stress lately.
Lois: No. Stress is when you’re stuck in traffic o tu have a midterm for a class you’ve never been to. I’m out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

Geoff: I can’t tell tu how to pick your friends, Clark, but that chick seems like trouble.
Clark: I’m starting to figure that...