Bart Bass: So. Your new step-brother told me about your problem at school. Frankly, I wasn't surprised dado your propensity for recklessness and adventure.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: tu did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got tu minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once tu get there tu don't always get to choose where tu stand... o sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new camioneta, van Der Woodsen-Bass biblioteca should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Okay. Will tu excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? o was she más like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do tu think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. tu know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are tu to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: So glad that if tu ever call me that again it'll be the last thign tu ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I amor it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for más missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw tu with that key, I know tu had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, tu and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't tu bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of tu together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless tu want dear Nathaniel to know how tu lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else tu can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and tu know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's tu haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if tu are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] hola let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: tu know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: tu know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, tu want me to tell him how tu slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do tu think he'll believe? tu who bangs anything in his field of vision o me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: tu knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of tu I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] hola Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If tu think I'm gonna let tu walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe tu a black eye so unless this is tu coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be más succinct. tu held a certain fascination... when tu were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want tu anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if tu were going to tell Nate tu would have done so in Monaco but tu don't want him to hate tu and tu know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed tu weren't más careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did tu sleep with her huh? tu son of a perra I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did tu give it to her like tu do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at tu and tu kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow tu screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so tu cared about her?
Chuck Bass: tu guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long tu and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on tu just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did tu hear what I said? tu stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, tu don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be más succinct. tu held a certain fascination when tu were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want tu anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: tu have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do tu think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of tu purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do tu like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are tu ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If tu wanted to play ROUGH all tu had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: tu nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how tu have to be with Nate o the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: tu sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! tu wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. tu wish!
Chuck Bass: Please tu forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! tu have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do tu think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is más surprised o ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, tu know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those mariposas have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: I'm sorry?
Bart Bass: Don't tell your mother, but... I made a call.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: tu did what?
Bart Bass: It was harder than usual. That new headmistress of yours is a new peice of work. I had to go over her head. Sorry I couldn't get the charges completely dropped, but, at least I got tu minimal sentence.
Gossip Girl: One thing about being on the inside, once tu get there tu don't always get to choose where tu stand... o sit.
Chuck Bass: [Chuck comes over, puts his hand on her knee but she tosses it away] I was just looking our for my family. The new camioneta, van Der Woodsen-Bass biblioteca should be completed for Eric's graduation.
Bart Bass: I can see that Lily and I are going to have our hands full with the two of you.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Okay. Will tu excuse me? I need some air.
Chuck Bass: Blair doesn't even want you. She's been crystal about that since we got back.
Nate Archiblaid: Didn't seem that way when she kissed me at the pool.
Chuck Bass: She kissed you?
Nate Archiblaid: Well I kissed her, but... yup.
Chuck Bass: Was she like... into it? o was she más like...
Nate Archiblaid: Of course she was into it, man. What do tu think?
Chuck Bass: Yeah I know, but, uh. tu know Blair.
Nate Archiblaid: [suggestively] Yes. I. Do.
Chuck Bass: How glad are tu to see our families merge, Sis?
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: So glad that if tu ever call me that again it'll be the last thign tu ever say, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: I amor it. Our first brother-sister squabble. Well I hope you're going to make yourself available for más missed childhood memories. Bathing together, for example.
Chuck Bass: What ever happened to don't speak until spoken to?
Dan Humphrey: I just saw tu with that key, I know tu had it at the party.
Chuck Bass: Poor little Humprey-Dumpty. Look, regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, tu and I come from different worlds.
Vanessa Abrams: [after being bribed] You're sick.
Chuck Bass: [taking videotape] You're welcome.
Blair Waldorf: Enough with the blackmail. Aren't tu bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck Bass: Excuse me.
[excuses the girl away from him that he was talking to]
Chuck Bass: I didn't say forever. Just until the sight of the two of tu together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair Waldorf: And when will that be?
Chuck Bass: Only time will tell I'm afraid, so unless tu want dear Nathaniel to know how tu lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle I encourage patience and restraint.
Blair Waldorf: Isn't there someone else tu can torture?
Chuck Bass: Probably but I choose you.
Chuck Bass: Why don't I turn that one piece into a no-piece.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Find a floatie to talk to Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Ya know if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister, and tu know what they say the family that plays together stays together.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Ah, incest the universal taboo. One of the only one's tu haven't violated yet.
Chuck Bass: Well I'm game if tu are.
[Serena starts to act like she's going to kiss him but instead knocks his drink out of his hand]
Blair Waldorf: [Chuck grabs Blair's arm] hola let go of me Bass!
Chuck Bass: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair Waldorf: tu know I already have.
Chuck Bass: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal, let's not waste time denying.
Blair Waldorf: tu know what, I'm tired of this go ahead and tell him.
Chuck Bass: Really, tu want me to tell him how tu slept with me and faked your virginity for him.
Blair Waldorf: I'll just tell him your lying and who do tu think he'll believe? tu who bangs anything in his field of vision o me his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck Bass: Oh now he'll believe me.
Blair Waldorf: Why?
Chuck Bass: I have proof.
[Vanessa had filmed them on camera]
Chuck Bass: Good eye docu-girl I'll take the tape now.
Blair Waldorf: tu knew she was watching? This is my house that tape belongs to me.
Vanessa Abrams: Actually this is my footage and thanks to both of tu I think I got a new angle on my subject.
Dan Humphrey: [Dan walks up] hola Vanessa let's get out of here.
Chuck Bass: If tu think I'm gonna let tu walk out of here without that tape your crazy!
[he grabs Vanessa's arm agressively]
Vanessa Abrams: Let go of me!
Dan Humphrey: Hey! Last time I checked I still owe tu a black eye so unless this is tu coming to claim it, stay away from her.
"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Blair Waldorf: Game over.
Chuck Bass: It's not over until I say it's over.
Blair Waldorf: Well, have fun playing with yourself then.
Chuck Bass: Let me be más succinct. tu held a certain fascination... when tu were beautiful, delicate, and untouched. Now... now you're like the Arabian my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want tu anymore, and I can't see why anyone else would.
Blair Waldorf: Look, if tu were going to tell Nate tu would have done so in Monaco but tu don't want him to hate tu and tu know he would. Game over.
Chuck Bass: Game's not over 'til I say it is.
Blair Waldorf: Then have fun playing with yourself.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: Hi, Chuck.
Chuck Bass: Please, call me brother.
Serena camioneta, van der Woodsen: I need to talk to you.
Chuck Bass: About getting knocked up? I must say I'm a little disappointed tu weren't más careful.
Nate Archibald: [Nate comes up to Chuck and throws him on the limo] Did tu sleep with her huh? tu son of a perra I would've killed you!
Chuck Bass: Look can we talk about this without your hands around my neck?
Nate Archibald: Did tu give it to her like tu do those other girls?
Chuck Bass: Yes Nathaniel! I took what Blair kept throwing at tu and tu kept throwing back!
Nate Archibald: Oh for somehow tu screwing Blair for sport is my fault?
Chuck Bass: It wasn't for sport. She needed someone and I was there.
Nate Archibald: Oh so tu cared about her?
Chuck Bass: tu guys had broken up.
Nate Archibald: For how long? A week? An hour?
Chuck Bass: Look I am sorry alright, I know how long tu and I have been best friends, okay?
Nate Archibald: No it's not okay Chuck, from now on tu just stay away from me.
Chuck Bass: Nate...
Nate Archibald: Did tu hear what I said? tu stay the hell away from me Chuck!
Chuck Bass: Show's over!
Blair Waldorf: You're all I have left.
Chuck Bass: Actually, tu don't even have me.
Blair Waldorf: Enough.
Chuck Bass: I'll try to be más succinct. tu held a certain fascination when tu were beautiful, delicate and untouched. But now you're like... one of the Arabians my father used to own. Rode hard and put away wet. I don't want tu anymore and I can't see why anyone else would.
"Gossip Girl: Seventeen Candles (#1.8)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: [to Blair] Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Blair Waldorf: Do you... 'like' me?
Chuck Bass: Define like.
Blair Waldorf: tu have got to be kidding me.
Chuck Bass: How do tu think I feel? I can't sleep! I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach... fluttering.
[disgusted]
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh no, no, no, no no.
[horrified]
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.
Chuck Bass: Not as much as I enjoyed the memory of tu purring in my ear which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair Waldorf: Well erase the tape!
Chuck Bass: Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on something worthy of its beauty... I really am sorry.
Blair Waldorf: Oh my God! Do tu like me?
Chuck Bass: Define like...
Chuck Bass: Are tu ready for your present?
[Blair grabs his hair and pulls]
Chuck Bass: Owww! If tu wanted to play ROUGH all tu had to do was ask!
Blair Waldorf: tu nauseate me!
Chuck Bass: All this talk about how tu have to be with Nate o the world will end. Face it, it's over!
Blair Waldorf: tu sound like a jealous boyfriend
Chuck Bass: Yeah right! tu wish!
Blair Waldorf: No. tu wish!
Chuck Bass: Please tu forget who you're talking to
Blair Waldorf: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck Bass: Define "like"?
Blair Waldorf: Ohh! Ahh! tu have got to be kidding! I do not believe this
Chuck Bass: How do tu think I feel! I haven't sleep, I feel sick; like there is something in my stomach... fluttering.
Blair Waldorf: Butterflies? Oh, no,no,no,no,no! No,no,no! This is not happening!
Chuck Bass: Believe me no one is más surprised o ashamed than I am.
Blair Waldorf: Chuck, tu know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those mariposas have got to be murdered!
Chuck Bass: Fine! It wasn't that great anyway.
Blair Waldorf: Thanks!
