1. Pilot

Chuck: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.

Chuck: tu guys have been dating since kindergarten and tu haven't sealed the deal.

Chuck: I'm gonna have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if tu order a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: I amor it when tu talk dirty.

Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.

Chuck: I amor freshmen. They're so...

2. The Wild desayuno tardío, brunch

Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Chuck: Better a broken nose than a broken heart.

Chuck: I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.

Chuck: Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So tu slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire tu for it.

3. Poison Ivy

Chuck: Heard about the field hockey throwdown. All those mouth guards and short skirts. I hope somebody filmed it.

Chuck: Women like to pretend they're complicated. I know better.

Chuck: I am a perra when I want to be.

4. Bad News Blair

Chuck: Let me remind tu of the rules. There is no outside ron and the only girls tu talk to are the ones I've paid for

Chuck: He looks like Matthew McConaughey between movies.

Chuck: Let's go. tu can think about your boyfriend inside.

Chuck: The real world. Everyone out there wants to be us.

6. The Handmaiden's Tale

Chuck: Mysterious financial transactions. Warring parents. Welcome to the Upper East Side.

Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.

Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.

Chuck: Well tu look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.

7. Victor Victrola

Chuck: tu were amazing up there.

Chuck: tu sure?

Club employee: Who's that girl?
Chuck: I have no idea.

Chuck: A burlesque club. A respectable place where people can be transported to another time. Where they can feel free to let loose. No judgment. Pure escape . What happens at Victrola stays at Victrola.

8. Seventeen Candles

Chuck: Yeah I'm sorry about that. But look, if you're done with Blair... be done. Don't cater to your parents wishes if they're not your desires.

Chuck: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.

Chuck: Well, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been dado orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Chuck: Would tu consider avoiding me over breakfast?

Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be canto Happy Birthday this year.

Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity cinturón, correa in the back of this very limo?

Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of tu purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...

Nate: Where's the girl?
Chuck: In my dreams. I was trying to get some shut eye.

Chuck: Sounds Freudian.

Chuck: Are tu ready for your present?...
Ow! If tu wanted to play rough, all tu had to do was ask.

Chuck: Please. tu forget who you're talking to.
Blair: So do you. Do you... like me?
Chuck: Define like.

Chuck: How do tu think I feel? I haven't slept. I feel sick, like there's something in my stomach. Fluttering.

10. Hi, Society

Chuck: I should ask tu the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.

Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."

Chuck: tu looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: siguiente to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.

11. Roman Holiday

Chuck: (voicemail) Leave a message and I might listen to it.

12. School Lies

Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair: tu know I already have.
Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal. Let's not waste time denying.

Chuck: Really? tu want me to tell him how tu slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?

Chuck: How about I turn that one piece to a no-piece?

Chuck: I didn't say forever, just until the sight of tu two together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I'm afraid. So unless tu want dear Nathaniel to know how tu lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.

Blair: Isn't there someone else tu can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.

Chuck: tu know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister. And tu know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.

Chuck: What do the Humphreys have to offer? Your dad's cassingle?

Chuck: Poor little Humphrey Dumpty. Look, let me clarify something for you. Regardless of who you're currently sleeping with, tu and I come from different worlds. In my world, if I'm suspended o expelled, a wing is donated in the bajo name.
Dan: That sounds like quite a world.
Chuck: It's not perfect, I'll admit.

Vanessa: You're sick!
Chuck: You're welcome!

13. A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate

Chuck: What's obvious is that your best friend has kept tu in dark.
Serena: What are tu talking about?
Chuck: I handle my business. Apparently, Nate doesn't.

Chuck: Please, call me brother.

Serena: I need to talk to you.
Chuck: About getting knocked up? I must say I was a little disappointed tu weren't más careful.

Chuck: Game's not over 'til I say it is.

14. The Blair perra Project

Serena: What is your problem?!?
Chuck: Specify the context.

Chuck: May I remind you, Serena, that tu used to have a sense of humor.

Chuck: Then I suggest tu get new hand towels.

15. Desperately Seeking Serena

Chuck: Hearing tu scream my name is más than enough.

Chuck: She really needs to tone down on the social niceties. It's embarrassing.
Serena: Eventually the two of tu are going to have to work out your issues.
Chuck: Issues? I'm issue free. And based on my exhaustive research, so are you.
Serena: Georgina?
Chuck: According to my very reliable sources, Georgina Sparks is nowhere near our fair isle. She's in Switzerland, dating the Prince of Balfour.
Serena: There's a prince of Balfour? And she's dating him? Oh thank god.
Chuck: Now tu can enjoy the gifts she mailed tu with peace of mind. And maybe Chuck in the room.

17. Woman On the Verge

Chuck: Your starting to scare even me. What did tu do?

Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass

Chuck: Maybe this is Blair's idea of a perverse double-date.

Nate: tu know, why do I get the feeling you're actually enjoying this?
Chuck: Call me sentimental.

Serena: Where's Dan?
Chuck: I'm out of luck, he's still here.

18. Much I Do About Nothing

Blair: tu were on the floor!
Chuck: I hurt my back.
Blair: How? It's not like tu every do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.

Chuck: tu know, they say if tu amor something, tu should set it free.

Blair: Don't worry, I can be a perra enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.

Chuck: I'd like to propose a toast. My father is someone who goes after what he wants. And Lily camioneta, van der Woodsen was no exception. In typical Bass-man fashion his pursuit was direct and at times not exactly subtle. One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lily is the importance of perseverance. That in the face of true amor tu don't just give up, even if the object of your affection is begging tu to. One thing I learned from Lily is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a segundo chance and, in kind, I watched him become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one día I hope I'll be lucky enough to find someone who will do the same for me. To the happy couple!

Chuck: Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Blair: Chuck bajo is a romantic. Who knew?
Chuck: Now tu do. That's all that matters.

Chuck: tu don't belong to Nate. Never have, never will.


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Awwww, amor Chuck's quotes. My fav is obviously 'I'm Chuck Bass' :]