navidad is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, navidad can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the navidad season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If tu are dragged to a neighbor's house for a navidad party, don't drink the ponche de huevo if tu plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking navidad dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their favorito! restaurants o stores, and envolver, abrigo it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's galletas until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust tu again.
6. When tu stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. perros and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If tu are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the cocina while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If tu want to bring your perros to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as comida will be laying around, PUT THE perros IN THEIR CRATES, o PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If tu are dragged to a neighbor's house for a navidad party, don't drink the ponche de huevo if tu plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking navidad dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their favorito! restaurants o stores, and envolver, abrigo it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's galletas until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust tu again.
6. When tu stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. perros and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If tu are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the cocina while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If tu want to bring your perros to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as comida will be laying around, PUT THE perros IN THEIR CRATES, o PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!