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Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a fecha night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.

1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!

2) God dicho that tu were made in his image, and boy, was He right!

3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!

5) tu must be a fisher of men, 'coz tu just reeled me in!

6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

7) tu float my ark

8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?

9) tu are perfect, except with all the sin.

10) I went on a playa mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough pan de molde, pan and pescado for 2 people.

12) It's obvious to me that tu sprouted from the good kinda soil.

13) How many times do I have to walk around tu to make tu fall for me?

14) tu put the “stud” in Bible study.

15) Last night I was lectura in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
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Why Did the U.S. Government Purchase 30,000 Guillotines?
Published on April 29, 2017
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"And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was dado unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, o in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years." ~ Revelation 20:4

Federal judge backs firing squads, guillotina for executions

"A controversial federal judge thinks firing squads and guillotines...
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Hi guys, I would like to write my opinions about these two films as well as a small review about both films about jesús Christ.

The Passion of the Christ

I first saw this film when my brother borrowed the DVD until I decided to download it, it has a lot of brutality and it was so agonising that I dare continue to watch it! But on the other hand, I guess Mel Gibson wanted realism for this film to which I can't blame him for that.
The one thing that I felt very disturb was the scene when a scarecrow came and stab into one of the thieves' eyes! God, that scene must be incredibly scary and disturbing...
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