"I ran. I think I made it through three counties before I realized nobody was chasing me"
"Gee, Xander, what are tu gonna teach when tu fail in life? Advanced loser-being?"
"Buffy - amor the hair. It just screams calle urchin."
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
"Damn it, Xander, what's going on? Who died and made tu Elvis?"
"I aspire to help my fellow man.'Check. As long as he's not smelly, dirty o something gross"
"It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they'd take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally...
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