tu know you’re a Buffy fan when…
tu can sing all the songs from “Once más with Feeling” from memory…and if tu can’t tu stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
tu can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your friends look at tu like you’ve grown a third eye.
tu spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
tu stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
tu spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
tu decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
tu go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have dicho _______” “Spike would have…”
When tu say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your friends and family start saying it.
tu think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult tu can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a frutas puñetazo, ponche mouth”
tu re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy o Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when tu think someone is off their rocker
When tu have an awful día and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy tu start on a 2hr speech that tu know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
o when tu say it and tu try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would tu save if your house was on fuego and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the parte superior, arriba of your list
The música tu have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons tu into watching Prison Break and tu say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange pescado monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
tu use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” tu say “Duck”
When tu see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) tu say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
tu name a pet Willow, Oz, o something along those lines
When walking through a store tu see some “interesting” clothing o jewelry and think “that’s something Willow o Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie tu keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the biblioteca researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so tu start humming it…and all of a sudden tu realize that tu are canto it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so tu make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
tu can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact tu want more…so tu post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the comentario box :)
tu can sing all the songs from “Once más with Feeling” from memory…and if tu can’t tu stare at the words until they are engrained in your brain.
tu can quote Buffy verse that is appropriate for every moment…and your friends look at tu like you’ve grown a third eye.
tu spend your grocery money on the complete Buffy series boxed set
tu stay up till 2 in the morning watching reruns on fanpop
tu spend hours searching for the imitation Claddagh ring Kohl’s has in their jewelry department
tu decide to take up ice skating after watching “What’s My Line”
tu go nuts when James Marsters guest stars on smallville and add commentary such as “Spike would have knocked him flat”…”Spike would have dicho _______” “Spike would have…”
When tu say not only “Bored now” but “Tired now” “Hungry now” and then your friends and family start saying it.
tu think about designing stiletto heels whose heels are made out of wood.
Your dream special someone must not only be nice, smart, funny, caring, but also a Buffy addict
The only insult tu can think of during a verbal battle with your sister is “you have a frutas puñetazo, ponche mouth”
tu re-watch such episodes as “End of Days” “What’s My Line” “Ted” “Bad Eggs” “Angel” and “Surprise” fast-forward-ing to Bangel smoochies :) (apologies to spuffy o Briley fans)
When “Or Earth logic doesn’t resemble your logic” becomes your new phrase to say when tu think someone is off their rocker
When tu have an awful día and the only thing that will make it better is watching your fave BtVS episode
When someone says they don’t “get” Buffy tu start on a 2hr speech that tu know will convert them
when someone says “By the way I like your dress” it takes on a whole new meaning.
o when tu say it and tu try to imitate Mark Metcalf
When playing “what would tu save if your house was on fuego and everyone was safe” Buffy seasons are at the parte superior, arriba of your list
The música tu have on your ipod includes “Goodbye to You”, “Wild Horses”, the BtVS theme song...
Your friend cons tu into watching Prison Break and tu say “Oh gosh!! That’s they guy who turned into the strange pescado monster from Buffy season 2 episode 20, “Go Fish”
tu use the cookie dough speech to explain something to someone
When someone says “Note to Self” tu say “Duck”
When tu see the name James Marston on x-men (the guy who lays Cyclops) tu say “I didn’t know Spike was an X-man!!”
tu name a pet Willow, Oz, o something along those lines
When walking through a store tu see some “interesting” clothing o jewelry and think “that’s something Willow o Tara would wear”
When watching the old Dracula movie tu keep mentioning how much better the Buffy v. Dracula was.
You’re in the biblioteca researching who knows what for a very important project due tomorrow and the song “Under your Spell” is playing through your head…so tu start humming it…and all of a sudden tu realize that tu are canto it…out loud…and people are staring at you…so tu make a quick exit …even if it means flunking your project.
And lastly….
tu can read this whole soapbox and not get bored. In fact tu want more…so tu post your own proof to Buffy addiction in the comentario box :)
