*Ulquiorra sits across the mesa, tabla from Orhime watching her eat the tacos that he (forcefully) lovinly gave to her*
*Orhime eats with sweat down her face and staring at the 12 other taco sitting on the plate in front of her*

Ulquiorra:......*staring intently*

Orhime: *talking with mouth full* Havnt I eaten anof

Ulquiorra: ..Chew with tu mouth closed....and no

Orhime:*swallows her 5 taco still having to eat the other 12* do tu want me to get fat?!

Ulquiorra:...you allready are thats why those are low in fat...*seriuse face*

Orhime: *stares at him with mout open* i am not!!*goes to throw a taco at him*

Ulquiorra:....if tu do that ill make tu eat five more
Orhime: *puts nasty greasiny hand on hips staining the white vestido shes in* tu wouldnt

Ulquiorra: ...*thinks for a second* tu right tu much to fat to have anymore....*goes to here and tosses her over his shoulder*

Orhimr: *beats on his back* what are tu doing!? put me down!

Ulquiorra: *drops her in room* this is wear tu shall stay for a week *leavs and locks dorr behind him*

Orhime: *looks around at all the exercise machines* .... .... .... FUCK tu ULQUIORRA!!!!

Ulquiorra: glad to...but when your skinnyier

Greimmjow: *walks in, in a bakkini* Did tu get rid of the bitch? and are tu ready for this!! *grins doing the pelvic thrust*

Ulquiorra: Why me? *he says in a monatone voice*....*looks at the writer writting this* tu hate me dont you

Me: *grins* amor tu so much