Bella's POV:
tu know, life at the Cullen's wasn't so bad after all. Yah sure, I was only here because there was no where else to go, I couldn't leave. I didn't want to be a ravenous vampire. But I didn't want to be here watching Edward sulk all the time because I divorced him. My life has changed when I changed. We aren't married anymore. I didn't know what my humanself was thinking.
Edward's POV:
I was up in my room sulking-again. I just didn't understand. She was in amor with me when I changed her, and then three days later....she DIVORCED me. She threw my ring and dicho go away! If I didn't have these eyes, I wouldn't of found it. I didn't know if I was ever going to survive. I knew how Bella felt now when I left her. There was an empty hole in my chest. I didn't know if it was going to heal o not. I didn't think it was.
o THIS COULD HAPPEN:
Bella's POV:
There he was, my husband. And we were happier than we ever had been before. We didn't have to be careful anymore. No, HE didn't have to be. I never really cared about that. After those HORRID three days, he gave me a kiss that was like no other. And I knew that I would never forget it.
Edward's POV:
There she was, my wife. I didn't think that she looked más beautiful that she did before. But that is just because I thought that she was gorgeous then. But that was just me. She was proud of herself. She told me that she didn't feel like an outsider anymore. Like she fit in with ME. I begged to differ. But here we were happy as always.
tu know, life at the Cullen's wasn't so bad after all. Yah sure, I was only here because there was no where else to go, I couldn't leave. I didn't want to be a ravenous vampire. But I didn't want to be here watching Edward sulk all the time because I divorced him. My life has changed when I changed. We aren't married anymore. I didn't know what my humanself was thinking.
Edward's POV:
I was up in my room sulking-again. I just didn't understand. She was in amor with me when I changed her, and then three days later....she DIVORCED me. She threw my ring and dicho go away! If I didn't have these eyes, I wouldn't of found it. I didn't know if I was ever going to survive. I knew how Bella felt now when I left her. There was an empty hole in my chest. I didn't know if it was going to heal o not. I didn't think it was.
o THIS COULD HAPPEN:
Bella's POV:
There he was, my husband. And we were happier than we ever had been before. We didn't have to be careful anymore. No, HE didn't have to be. I never really cared about that. After those HORRID three days, he gave me a kiss that was like no other. And I knew that I would never forget it.
Edward's POV:
There she was, my wife. I didn't think that she looked más beautiful that she did before. But that is just because I thought that she was gorgeous then. But that was just me. She was proud of herself. She told me that she didn't feel like an outsider anymore. Like she fit in with ME. I begged to differ. But here we were happy as always.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that tu and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her tu are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
