LMFAO NO OFFENSE

We don't have to do a lot in the bathroom.

when we use the toilet, most of the time we just stand there and go. tu only miss the toilet when you're tired o lazy and tu don't hold on. Women are más likely to pee on the asiento since tu can't see under tu
We brush our teeth, not that messy
We shave. that can get messy but it's easy to clean
put on deodorant, not messy
cologne, not messy
maybe brush our hair, if we want to

Women do a lot más things that can make a mess
I don't want to talk about women on the toilet, but it's más complicated for them.
They use más toilet paper too
When they brush their hair, they shed a lot más because it's typically longer
They leave powder and creams behind when they do their makeup
they have más hair to shave than men, so thats más messy
hairspray is sticky so dust sticks to it