Battle of the sexes

 
WHY MEN ARE HNEVER DEPPRESED
Men Are Just Happier People --
>What do tu expect from such simple creatures?
>Your last name stays put.
>The garaje is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be President.
>You can never be pregnant.
>You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>You can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell tu the truth.
>The world is your urinal.
>You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
>just
>too icky.
> 
>You don't have to stop and think...