Bangel's First Kiss (from the episode Angel)
Welcome to the Hellmouth (EP01)
Angel: Ah, heh. Is there a problem, ma'am?
Buffy: Yeah, there's a problem. Why are tu following me?
Angel: I know what you're thinking. Don't worry, I don't bite.
Angel: Truth is, I thought you'd be taller, o bigger muscles and all that. You're pretty spry, though.
Buffy: What do tu want?
Angel: The same thing tu do.
Buffy: Okay. What do I want?
Angel: To kill them. To kill them all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect. But tu do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of tortuga Wax. What I *want* is to be left alone!
Angel: Do tu really think that's an option anymore?...
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