This takes place two days after the last one. por the way I forgot to mention Humphrey and Kate came from the movie Alpha and Omega. Tough luck trying find it because it’s not out.
Kaltag’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“Kaltag, thank God.
“Bella!”
“Where are you?”
“I’m at an abandoned airfield, and my plane is almost fixed.”
“Ok, I’ve been worried about you.”
“Well, I’m fine.”
“Thank God!”
Kaltag hung up.
“I have to pee again!” Humphrey said.
“You’re as bad as me!” estrella observed.
“She’s fixed and ready to go!” Comet yelled.
“Hey!” Kate yelled.
“Not you!”
“There aren’t any other girls so who else?”
“The plane! We consider it a girl.”
“Oh.”
“I have to go!”
“Then go,” Kaltag said.
Humphrey didn’t make it to the bathroom.
“Ahh, dude!”
“Sorry I have bladder problems.”
“Now I have to go!” estrella said.
estrella made it.
“Ready to take off?”
“Yeah.”
“Bush plane on radar,” Humphrey pointed out.
“What’s the number?” Balto asked slightly concerned.
“N1678.”
“That’s Duke’s number!”
“Get this sucker up.”
“We are taking off so please sit down,” estrella dicho through the voice system.
Humphrey and Balto were Navigating, and Kaltag and estrella were piloting.
“Go, go, go!”
“I can’t take off on the taxiway.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag got to the pista, pista de aterrizaje and took off. A arbusto, bush Plane going 700 mph caught up to the 787. An open cabin, single engine bi-plane was going as fast as a speeding 787!
“Balto, land the plane now!” Boris shouted from outside the plane.
“Boris!”
“Who’s Boris?” Humphrey asked.
Duke came close to the cockpit with his arbusto, bush Plane and Saluted.
“Hey wait a minute. How is Boris flying at 700 mph?”
“How is Duke’s arbusto, bush Plane flying at 700 mph?”
“That’s weird.”
“Who’s Duke?” Humphrey again asked.
“You have to start from the beginning.”
“Oh, we’re still in Idawho.”
“Idaho!”
“What ever.”
“Land the plane! I need to spank your butt!”
“Boris! I will!” Balto yelled.
estrella was at the pilot position. Balto punched Star, then pulled him out of the asiento and got in control. He lowered the flaps and started to descend.
“Balto what the hell are tu doing!?” Kaltag yelled.
Humphrey and Kaltag pulled Balto out of the pilot seat. Kaltag got back in control. He put it in autopilot, and cuffed Balto. Humphrey was trying to get estrella to wake up.
“Come on! Wake up!”
“What’s going on in there?” Duke asked himself.
“I’m going 700 mph I didn’t know I could fly so fast!” Boris yelled.
“Fag!” Kaltag called out to Boris.
Kaltag pulled up. During the ascent Boris got sucked into engine #1.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol.”
Humphrey managed to get estrella awake.
“Are tu ok?”
“How long was I out?”
“About 2 minutes.”
“Shit.”
There was a quiet boom.
“What was that?”
Humphrey looked back to see feathers in the engine.
“That ganso was sucked into the engine.”
“Boris!”
Balto gripped Kaltag’s neck with his mouth, then threw him down. He controlled the plane with his mouth. Kaltag’s neck was bleeding
“Balto you’ve gone too far!”
estrella put the plane into autopilot again, put ducked tape over Balto’s mouth, then slammed him into the bathroom.
“How bad?”
“Not good.”
“Where does it hurt?”
“Mainly in this bite mark!”
“There’s a tooth.”
“Pull it out!”
estrella got the tooth out.
“Now it’s good.”
Kaltag immediately got back in control.
“Hey Humphrey, tu pilot.”
“I don’t know how to.”
“You’ll learn from Kaltag.”
“Ok.”
“Hey, Kate, come up to the cockpit.”
Kate came up to the cockpit.
“Yeah?”
“You be the navigator.”
“Are we still over Idawho?”
“It’s Idaho, and no. We’re over Oregon.”
“They won’t go down any time soon! Only one way to have them go down now!”
Duke pulled out the pistolas on the arbusto, bush plane. He fired.
“We’re receiving fire!”
“Star get in my position! I’ll navigate!”
Humphrey had no choice. While estrella and Kaltag were still up he had to nail Duke with the wing. That’s exactly what he did. The bottom right wing of Duke’s plane came off. Inside the 787 cockpit, estrella crushed Kaltag against the wall. When Humphrey adjusted the plane Kaltag slammed on estrella on the floor.
“Humphrey, what the hell!”
“Sorry I had no other choice.”
Duke jumped from his plane onto the wing of the 787. The arbusto, bush plane hit the 787 wing, then división, split in half. Duke climbed to the body of the 787 then lost grip. Instead of falling 40,000 ft, he got sucked into the engine.
“What was that?”
“Forget about it.”
Meanwhile, Muk and Luk were walking in Oregon when the front part of the arbusto, bush plane came and crushed them. Stella was also walking through Oregon about a mile away and got crushed por the tail.
Nikki was watching the news on his TV.
“The FBI surrounded a 787 somewhere in Idaho. They found no one in it. But when they came back with a Boeing pilot 2 days later, it was gone. The FBI saw fuel left on the runway. The Boeing pilot dicho they won’t get very far into Oregon. Let’s hope the people in the 787 will be caught,” the announcer said.
“Oh shit, we have a leak dere!”
“Warning, fuel low.”
“Already!?”
“Hey, are youse wondering why fuel is already low?”
“Yeah.”
“We have a fuel leak.”
“Are tu serious?”
“Yes.”
“Let me check it out.”
Humphrey got out his seat. Kate turned her asiento forward. estrella knew Humphrey likes Kate. He turned the plane to the left and made an ascent. That made Humphrey fall into Kate.
Kate had to admit, she did amor Humphrey. The two slowly came together. They were so close to besar until the defense system interrupted.
“Warning, fuel very low.”
estrella immediately responded. He pulled out the book.
“This thing has glide capabilities!”
“Wow!”
estrella turned of the engines.
“That doesn’t sound good,” Kaltag said.
Kaltag came into the cockpit.
“Star! I’m here.”
“What’s the problem?”
“The engines are out.”
“Since when?”
“They’re off?”
“Yup.”
“This thing glides?”
“Yup.”
Just then, a loose piece on the left wing that made collision with Duke’s plane came off.
“Shit!”
“Star turn on the engines!”
“Humphrey, get off me! I’m feeling something I don’t like.”
“Ooh can I feel it?”
Kate punched Humphrey.
“Alright!”
“The engines started but they only idled.”
“We don’t have enough fuel!”
estrella managed to get the plane in control at 10,000 ft.
“We’re in the radar now.”
“I’ll lower to 1,300 ft.”
“Ok.”
“Sir, they’re on radar!” a radar manager said.
“Where?”
“They’re off now.”
“Engine one out!”
“That’s the one that sucked in Boris and Duke!”
“Engine two struggling!”
“How bad?”
“Falling 100 feet every 3 seconds.”
“Crash the plane.”
“Are tu crazy!? The 9 of us could die.”
“I don’t care, crash the damn plane!”
“Alright!”
“I’m going to send a signal out so they can find us.”
“Kaltag, are tu turning on us?”
“No, going to prison is better than bleeding out.”
“True.”
“Alright there’s a patch of good land.”
“Alright, tu know that if all of us die, our respawn capability will be disabled?”
“Yeah, I know. Tell Bella I amor her.”
“How will I if I’m gone?”
“I don’t know.”
“Alright, here it goes.”
estrella made collision with the ground, tail first. The perros in the back were either plowed from the plane, o burnt to death. The cockpit came off. It was ejected por the explosion. The nose and cockpit came down with a hard collision but didn’t set on fire. That gave the perros an advantage to survive. estrella and Kaltag felt their souls lift up.
“Looks like Humphrey and Kate already got to Heaven.”
Kaltag and estrella hugged waiting to rise up. Actually, they went their separate ways.
“What! What did I do!?” Kaltag yelled going down.
“Kaltag! I’d save tu if I could!”
“I’ll be down for all of eternity. And this time, nothing to respawn me.”
Kaltag felt burning. He woke not even able to scream. He looked above, technically below. There was a sharp piece of the plane above Kaltag. Just a millimeter above his head.
“Oh, how am I going to get down?”
Kaltag released his seatbelt, but he was grasping his asiento so he would stay up. He was surprised he had the strength to stay up. Kaltag let his left hand go and put it on the sharp stack. He lifted his left leg, then put his hand down. He jumped and got his leg on the sharp “pyramid.”
estrella let out a cough.
“Star! I’m here!”
“Kaltag…”
“Star, do tu have your cheat phone?”
“Yeah. The health cheat doesn’t work on ODST’s.”
“Oh, crap. Can’t it repair vehicles?”
“Yes.”
“See if it can repair the plane.”
estrella entered it in. It didn’t repair the plane.
“Looks like it doesn’t repair planes.”
“Oh, crap.”
“Boeing lost a 787.”
“I feel bad.”
“Jesus!” Humphrey yelled.
“Humphrey!”
“Star, Kaltag.”
“Did we crash in Oregone?”
“Oregon.”
“What ever!”
“Yes we did.”
“Bluh…” Kate let out.
“Kate!”
“I not able to get walk around.”
“What?”
“Is I hurt?”
“You were just in a plane crash, you’re talking weird, tu must be suffering a head injury.”
“I don’t…”
Kate seemed to have left them.
“Kate! Don’t die on me!” Kaltag yelled.
Humphrey pushed Kaltag out of the way.
“Kate, please stay with me! I can’t live with out you! tu supported me in Idawho, and I fell for you, please don’t go!”
Kate opened her eyes and tried to smile.
“I amor tu Humphrey…”
Those were Kate’s last words.
“Kate!”
estrella scooted up to Kate. estrella felt heartbeat and pulse.
“Hey, Humphrey, we’re friends right?”
“Yeah.”
“Umm, well, I have to do this.”
“This isn’t going to hurt is it?”
“No, it’s with Kate.”
“It’s not going to hurt her más is it?”
“No.”
“Remember, I’m not trying to steal her.”
“What are tu going to do?”
“I have to put some of my DNA in her so she can respawn.”
“Oh, jeez.”
estrella had to tongue kiss Kate.
“I should look away, now.”
“That’s all I have to do.”
“You’re not going to repopulate with her?”
“No.”
“Thank God, I can still beat you!”
“You also need to tongue kiss my girl so tu can retrieve our DNA.”
“Alright.”
“Now, she’s gone.”
“At least she can respawn.”
Kaltag opened the cockpit door.
“Jesus Christ!”
Kaltag saw the rest of the plane about 800 feet away. They didn’t know what happened.
“Well, that didn’t work out well.”
estrella jumped out, but he incapacitated himself.
“Star!”
Kaltag jumped down and got to Star.
“I’m here.”
Humphrey also came down.
“Humphrey, can tu help me carry Star?”
“Sure.”
They walked to the rest of the plane.
“It’s on fire.”
“I’ll check for survivors, tu support your brother.”
He found the lavatory they crammed Balto in.
“Poor Balto, I feel so bad now.”
He check the rest of the plane but he couldn’t go behind row 58.
“I have to tell Kaltag there were no survivors.”
“Anyone?”
“Nope.”
“Damn.”
They waked about a mile.
“ODST health packs!” Kaltag yelled.
“What now?” Humphrey asked.
“They won’t work on tu but tu can use Star’s cheats.”
“Ok.”
“I’ll get one, then I’ll live estrella to one, then tu can use a cheat.”
“Ok.”
They walked a few miles to a large city called Portland.
“Portland, huh.”
“For once, tu dicho the name of a place right.”
“It’s states I mispronounce not cities.”
There was an auction right siguiente to them.
“Used sport barco from California in perfect condition, but with no trailer. Start biding at $10,000.”
“$11,000!” a man yelled.”
“Star, don’t we own a Regal 2350?”
“Yeah.”
“Isn’t our license number CF3654FN?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s our boat!”
“We have to win it back.”
“$13,000, $13,000, going once, going twice…”
“$15,000!” Kaltag yelled.
“$15,000, $15,000, going once, going twice, sold!”
“Yes!”
“Umm, we don’t have money right now. Where’s the nearest bank? We need to get a loan.”
“About 15 minutos por walk.”
“Alright, thanks, hold it for us.”
Just then, a Spartan known as Master Chief, came por with a truck full of weapons.
“Yo, Master Chief!”
“Can I have a Spartan Laser and a Pistol?” estrella asked.
“Sure.”
“Here tu go,”
“Thanks.”
“Can I have an Energy Sword and a Gravity Hammer?” Humphrey asked.
“Sure.”
“Can I have a BR, and a Shotgun?”
“Here tu go.”
“Ready to rob that bank?”
“Yup.”
They got to the bank.
“Everyone get down! Listen, we don’t want civilian casualties, so please don’t make this harder than it should be!” Kaltag announced, “Star, tu fuego the gun… Do tu need help?”
“No, I got it.”
estrella had to hold the gun with both paws, and tried to pull the trigger using his tongue. He shot, but hit a civilian.
“Damn it, Star, we didn’t want any civilian casualties!”
“Let me try one más time.”
This time, he headshot Humphrey.
“Humphrey! Star, use the Spartan laser.”
“Got it. I need to check to see if it’s loaded. Look down the barrel, and pull the trigger.”
He pulled the trigger.
“Nothing… hola is there a red light that’s supposed to…”
estrella got blasted.
“Star!”
Star’s finger was on the trigger.
“Oh, shit!”
Kaltag was Blasted.
“No that won’t work.”
“What?”
“Robbing a bank.”
“I have cheats for $15,000.”
“Cool.”
They got the barco and stayed docked for the night. They will set out for their long barco drive tomorrow. Hopefully the cops won’t know where they are.
Kaltag’s phone rang.
“Hello.”
“Kaltag, thank God.
“Bella!”
“Where are you?”
“I’m at an abandoned airfield, and my plane is almost fixed.”
“Ok, I’ve been worried about you.”
“Well, I’m fine.”
“Thank God!”
Kaltag hung up.
“I have to pee again!” Humphrey said.
“You’re as bad as me!” estrella observed.
“She’s fixed and ready to go!” Comet yelled.
“Hey!” Kate yelled.
“Not you!”
“There aren’t any other girls so who else?”
“The plane! We consider it a girl.”
“Oh.”
“I have to go!”
“Then go,” Kaltag said.
Humphrey didn’t make it to the bathroom.
“Ahh, dude!”
“Sorry I have bladder problems.”
“Now I have to go!” estrella said.
estrella made it.
“Ready to take off?”
“Yeah.”
“Bush plane on radar,” Humphrey pointed out.
“What’s the number?” Balto asked slightly concerned.
“N1678.”
“That’s Duke’s number!”
“Get this sucker up.”
“We are taking off so please sit down,” estrella dicho through the voice system.
Humphrey and Balto were Navigating, and Kaltag and estrella were piloting.
“Go, go, go!”
“I can’t take off on the taxiway.”
“Ok.”
Kaltag got to the pista, pista de aterrizaje and took off. A arbusto, bush Plane going 700 mph caught up to the 787. An open cabin, single engine bi-plane was going as fast as a speeding 787!
“Balto, land the plane now!” Boris shouted from outside the plane.
“Boris!”
“Who’s Boris?” Humphrey asked.
Duke came close to the cockpit with his arbusto, bush Plane and Saluted.
“Hey wait a minute. How is Boris flying at 700 mph?”
“How is Duke’s arbusto, bush Plane flying at 700 mph?”
“That’s weird.”
“Who’s Duke?” Humphrey again asked.
“You have to start from the beginning.”
“Oh, we’re still in Idawho.”
“Idaho!”
“What ever.”
“Land the plane! I need to spank your butt!”
“Boris! I will!” Balto yelled.
estrella was at the pilot position. Balto punched Star, then pulled him out of the asiento and got in control. He lowered the flaps and started to descend.
“Balto what the hell are tu doing!?” Kaltag yelled.
Humphrey and Kaltag pulled Balto out of the pilot seat. Kaltag got back in control. He put it in autopilot, and cuffed Balto. Humphrey was trying to get estrella to wake up.
“Come on! Wake up!”
“What’s going on in there?” Duke asked himself.
“I’m going 700 mph I didn’t know I could fly so fast!” Boris yelled.
“Fag!” Kaltag called out to Boris.
Kaltag pulled up. During the ascent Boris got sucked into engine #1.
“Lololololololololololololololololololololololololol.”
Humphrey managed to get estrella awake.
“Are tu ok?”
“How long was I out?”
“About 2 minutes.”
“Shit.”
There was a quiet boom.
“What was that?”
Humphrey looked back to see feathers in the engine.
“That ganso was sucked into the engine.”
“Boris!”
Balto gripped Kaltag’s neck with his mouth, then threw him down. He controlled the plane with his mouth. Kaltag’s neck was bleeding
“Balto you’ve gone too far!”
estrella put the plane into autopilot again, put ducked tape over Balto’s mouth, then slammed him into the bathroom.
“How bad?”
“Not good.”
“Where does it hurt?”
“Mainly in this bite mark!”
“There’s a tooth.”
“Pull it out!”
estrella got the tooth out.
“Now it’s good.”
Kaltag immediately got back in control.
“Hey Humphrey, tu pilot.”
“I don’t know how to.”
“You’ll learn from Kaltag.”
“Ok.”
“Hey, Kate, come up to the cockpit.”
Kate came up to the cockpit.
“Yeah?”
“You be the navigator.”
“Are we still over Idawho?”
“It’s Idaho, and no. We’re over Oregon.”
“They won’t go down any time soon! Only one way to have them go down now!”
Duke pulled out the pistolas on the arbusto, bush plane. He fired.
“We’re receiving fire!”
“Star get in my position! I’ll navigate!”
Humphrey had no choice. While estrella and Kaltag were still up he had to nail Duke with the wing. That’s exactly what he did. The bottom right wing of Duke’s plane came off. Inside the 787 cockpit, estrella crushed Kaltag against the wall. When Humphrey adjusted the plane Kaltag slammed on estrella on the floor.
“Humphrey, what the hell!”
“Sorry I had no other choice.”
Duke jumped from his plane onto the wing of the 787. The arbusto, bush plane hit the 787 wing, then división, split in half. Duke climbed to the body of the 787 then lost grip. Instead of falling 40,000 ft, he got sucked into the engine.
“What was that?”
“Forget about it.”
Meanwhile, Muk and Luk were walking in Oregon when the front part of the arbusto, bush plane came and crushed them. Stella was also walking through Oregon about a mile away and got crushed por the tail.
Nikki was watching the news on his TV.
“The FBI surrounded a 787 somewhere in Idaho. They found no one in it. But when they came back with a Boeing pilot 2 days later, it was gone. The FBI saw fuel left on the runway. The Boeing pilot dicho they won’t get very far into Oregon. Let’s hope the people in the 787 will be caught,” the announcer said.
“Oh shit, we have a leak dere!”
“Warning, fuel low.”
“Already!?”
“Hey, are youse wondering why fuel is already low?”
“Yeah.”
“We have a fuel leak.”
“Are tu serious?”
“Yes.”
“Let me check it out.”
Humphrey got out his seat. Kate turned her asiento forward. estrella knew Humphrey likes Kate. He turned the plane to the left and made an ascent. That made Humphrey fall into Kate.
Kate had to admit, she did amor Humphrey. The two slowly came together. They were so close to besar until the defense system interrupted.
“Warning, fuel very low.”
estrella immediately responded. He pulled out the book.
“This thing has glide capabilities!”
“Wow!”
estrella turned of the engines.
“That doesn’t sound good,” Kaltag said.
Kaltag came into the cockpit.
“Star! I’m here.”
“What’s the problem?”
“The engines are out.”
“Since when?”
“They’re off?”
“Yup.”
“This thing glides?”
“Yup.”
Just then, a loose piece on the left wing that made collision with Duke’s plane came off.
“Shit!”
“Star turn on the engines!”
“Humphrey, get off me! I’m feeling something I don’t like.”
“Ooh can I feel it?”
Kate punched Humphrey.
“Alright!”
“The engines started but they only idled.”
“We don’t have enough fuel!”
estrella managed to get the plane in control at 10,000 ft.
“We’re in the radar now.”
“I’ll lower to 1,300 ft.”
“Ok.”
“Sir, they’re on radar!” a radar manager said.
“Where?”
“They’re off now.”
“Engine one out!”
“That’s the one that sucked in Boris and Duke!”
“Engine two struggling!”
“How bad?”
“Falling 100 feet every 3 seconds.”
“Crash the plane.”
“Are tu crazy!? The 9 of us could die.”
“I don’t care, crash the damn plane!”
“Alright!”
“I’m going to send a signal out so they can find us.”
“Kaltag, are tu turning on us?”
“No, going to prison is better than bleeding out.”
“True.”
“Alright there’s a patch of good land.”
“Alright, tu know that if all of us die, our respawn capability will be disabled?”
“Yeah, I know. Tell Bella I amor her.”
“How will I if I’m gone?”
“I don’t know.”
“Alright, here it goes.”
estrella made collision with the ground, tail first. The perros in the back were either plowed from the plane, o burnt to death. The cockpit came off. It was ejected por the explosion. The nose and cockpit came down with a hard collision but didn’t set on fire. That gave the perros an advantage to survive. estrella and Kaltag felt their souls lift up.
“Looks like Humphrey and Kate already got to Heaven.”
Kaltag and estrella hugged waiting to rise up. Actually, they went their separate ways.
“What! What did I do!?” Kaltag yelled going down.
“Kaltag! I’d save tu if I could!”
“I’ll be down for all of eternity. And this time, nothing to respawn me.”
Kaltag felt burning. He woke not even able to scream. He looked above, technically below. There was a sharp piece of the plane above Kaltag. Just a millimeter above his head.
“Oh, how am I going to get down?”
Kaltag released his seatbelt, but he was grasping his asiento so he would stay up. He was surprised he had the strength to stay up. Kaltag let his left hand go and put it on the sharp stack. He lifted his left leg, then put his hand down. He jumped and got his leg on the sharp “pyramid.”
estrella let out a cough.
“Star! I’m here!”
“Kaltag…”
“Star, do tu have your cheat phone?”
“Yeah. The health cheat doesn’t work on ODST’s.”
“Oh, crap. Can’t it repair vehicles?”
“Yes.”
“See if it can repair the plane.”
estrella entered it in. It didn’t repair the plane.
“Looks like it doesn’t repair planes.”
“Oh, crap.”
“Boeing lost a 787.”
“I feel bad.”
“Jesus!” Humphrey yelled.
“Humphrey!”
“Star, Kaltag.”
“Did we crash in Oregone?”
“Oregon.”
“What ever!”
“Yes we did.”
“Bluh…” Kate let out.
“Kate!”
“I not able to get walk around.”
“What?”
“Is I hurt?”
“You were just in a plane crash, you’re talking weird, tu must be suffering a head injury.”
“I don’t…”
Kate seemed to have left them.
“Kate! Don’t die on me!” Kaltag yelled.
Humphrey pushed Kaltag out of the way.
“Kate, please stay with me! I can’t live with out you! tu supported me in Idawho, and I fell for you, please don’t go!”
Kate opened her eyes and tried to smile.
“I amor tu Humphrey…”
Those were Kate’s last words.
“Kate!”
estrella scooted up to Kate. estrella felt heartbeat and pulse.
“Hey, Humphrey, we’re friends right?”
“Yeah.”
“Umm, well, I have to do this.”
“This isn’t going to hurt is it?”
“No, it’s with Kate.”
“It’s not going to hurt her más is it?”
“No.”
“Remember, I’m not trying to steal her.”
“What are tu going to do?”
“I have to put some of my DNA in her so she can respawn.”
“Oh, jeez.”
estrella had to tongue kiss Kate.
“I should look away, now.”
“That’s all I have to do.”
“You’re not going to repopulate with her?”
“No.”
“Thank God, I can still beat you!”
“You also need to tongue kiss my girl so tu can retrieve our DNA.”
“Alright.”
“Now, she’s gone.”
“At least she can respawn.”
Kaltag opened the cockpit door.
“Jesus Christ!”
Kaltag saw the rest of the plane about 800 feet away. They didn’t know what happened.
“Well, that didn’t work out well.”
estrella jumped out, but he incapacitated himself.
“Star!”
Kaltag jumped down and got to Star.
“I’m here.”
Humphrey also came down.
“Humphrey, can tu help me carry Star?”
“Sure.”
They walked to the rest of the plane.
“It’s on fire.”
“I’ll check for survivors, tu support your brother.”
He found the lavatory they crammed Balto in.
“Poor Balto, I feel so bad now.”
He check the rest of the plane but he couldn’t go behind row 58.
“I have to tell Kaltag there were no survivors.”
“Anyone?”
“Nope.”
“Damn.”
They waked about a mile.
“ODST health packs!” Kaltag yelled.
“What now?” Humphrey asked.
“They won’t work on tu but tu can use Star’s cheats.”
“Ok.”
“I’ll get one, then I’ll live estrella to one, then tu can use a cheat.”
“Ok.”
They walked a few miles to a large city called Portland.
“Portland, huh.”
“For once, tu dicho the name of a place right.”
“It’s states I mispronounce not cities.”
There was an auction right siguiente to them.
“Used sport barco from California in perfect condition, but with no trailer. Start biding at $10,000.”
“$11,000!” a man yelled.”
“Star, don’t we own a Regal 2350?”
“Yeah.”
“Isn’t our license number CF3654FN?”
“Yeah.”
“It’s our boat!”
“We have to win it back.”
“$13,000, $13,000, going once, going twice…”
“$15,000!” Kaltag yelled.
“$15,000, $15,000, going once, going twice, sold!”
“Yes!”
“Umm, we don’t have money right now. Where’s the nearest bank? We need to get a loan.”
“About 15 minutos por walk.”
“Alright, thanks, hold it for us.”
Just then, a Spartan known as Master Chief, came por with a truck full of weapons.
“Yo, Master Chief!”
“Can I have a Spartan Laser and a Pistol?” estrella asked.
“Sure.”
“Here tu go,”
“Thanks.”
“Can I have an Energy Sword and a Gravity Hammer?” Humphrey asked.
“Sure.”
“Can I have a BR, and a Shotgun?”
“Here tu go.”
“Ready to rob that bank?”
“Yup.”
They got to the bank.
“Everyone get down! Listen, we don’t want civilian casualties, so please don’t make this harder than it should be!” Kaltag announced, “Star, tu fuego the gun… Do tu need help?”
“No, I got it.”
estrella had to hold the gun with both paws, and tried to pull the trigger using his tongue. He shot, but hit a civilian.
“Damn it, Star, we didn’t want any civilian casualties!”
“Let me try one más time.”
This time, he headshot Humphrey.
“Humphrey! Star, use the Spartan laser.”
“Got it. I need to check to see if it’s loaded. Look down the barrel, and pull the trigger.”
He pulled the trigger.
“Nothing… hola is there a red light that’s supposed to…”
estrella got blasted.
“Star!”
Star’s finger was on the trigger.
“Oh, shit!”
Kaltag was Blasted.
“No that won’t work.”
“What?”
“Robbing a bank.”
“I have cheats for $15,000.”
“Cool.”
They got the barco and stayed docked for the night. They will set out for their long barco drive tomorrow. Hopefully the cops won’t know where they are.
