It was navidad morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a pato that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are tu upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD tu THIS IS THE WORSE navidad EVER!!!!
She hits the pato and it talked and she was happy and dicho for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare tu behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got tu this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And tu thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to tu and not punishing tu for tu behavior was going to make tu see that being nice and not greedy o strict would make tu see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told tu that navidad is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family o people tu care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah tu just want to make me not want gifts navidad is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are tu doing? Why did tu take my navidad gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing tu and stop being sweet to tu when tu miss behave like that. We should've done that when tu broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because tu were not invited to Lisa'a party when tu barely know her and tu faked being sick not seeing that tu were stressing out your poor brother and tu were being so rude to him, plus tu were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and tu have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff tu did!!! And its time that we start teaching tu that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND tu CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV o MARRY MOO COW o CRAZY BUS o GOING TO A friends HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL tu ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with tu and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! tu just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another hora of screaming, DW lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she lost her voice.
THE END
DW: Can it say meow?
Jane: Probably not.
DW looked sad.
Jane: Are tu upset?
DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD tu THIS IS THE WORSE navidad EVER!!!!
She hits the pato and it talked and she was happy and dicho for someone who is not a kitty hes pretty cute. Had the rest of the morning been peaceful? NO.
Jane: Dora Winifred Read!!! How dare tu behave like that? Me and your father looked everywhere and we could not find the toy so we got tu this toy since it can talk and it was a lot of money. And tu thank with this behavior?
DW: Well now i'm happy.
David: No DW we thought being nice to tu and not punishing tu for tu behavior was going to make tu see that being nice and not greedy o strict would make tu see that being spoil and selfish and mean is not ok.
We told tu that navidad is not about the gifts its about giving and being with family o people tu care about.
DW: Yeah yeah yeah tu just want to make me not want gifts navidad is about gifts, NOT stupid family.
Everyone gasps they never thought that DW would say something like that. and her Dad took away all her gifts.
DW: What are tu doing? Why did tu take my navidad gifts?!
Jane: Young lady it's now time that we start punishing tu and stop being sweet to tu when tu miss behave like that. We should've done that when tu broke Arthur's plane and was rude to everyone all because tu were not invited to Lisa'a party when tu barely know her and tu faked being sick not seeing that tu were stressing out your poor brother and tu were being so rude to him, plus tu were threatening to pinch your own baby sister Kate and tu have disobeyed your OWN mother a lot and all the bad stuff tu did!!! And its time that we start teaching tu that being spoil is bad.
DW: BUT, MOM, I LIKE BEING SPOIL YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I CAN ACT SPOIL AND MEAN IF I WANT TO I CAN MAKE ARTHUR MISERABLE IF I WANT TO AND tu CAN'T STOP ME!!
Jane: THAT'S IT DORA WINIFRED READ!! YOUR GROUNDED FOR 56 MONTHS WHICH MEANS NO TV o MARRY MOO COW o CRAZY BUS o GOING TO A friends HOUSE! GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME OUT UNTIL tu ARE GROUNDED!!! I am DONE with tu and that is final!
DW: I hate you, mom! tu just ruined my perfect christmas!
DW runs to her room and screams and keeps saying she wants Tina the talking Tabby over and over for 2 hours straight not caring that she is ruining Christmas, her mother went upstairs and gave her a hard spanking and after another hora of screaming, DW lost her voice and Arthur finally had peace for weeks and could do anything he wanted to do and this time he did not had to take care of DW like last time she lost her voice.
THE END
