Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this articulo of my parte superior, arriba 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy.
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I bet tu sick bastards ship Nightmare X Siegfried. Anyways, I don’t really have much to say about this one other than it being incest, and it doesn’t bother me too awfully much as the others, because it’s not really as popular. But still…I’m highly disappointed in tu guys as a fellow Soul Calibur fan.
#4- Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
ANOTHER INCEST. Seriously? I like yaoi, but not incest yaoi. And what really irks me is that this is actually pretty flippin popular…seriously? What is wrong with all these people? “Oh, they’d make a cute couple. What’s this? They’re brothers? Who gives a damn! I watch Game of Thrones all the time!” I bet that’s what all the fat 40 year-old guys and emo 15 year-old girls that support this shipping say. Welp, I guess we should all just ignore the fact that they’re brothers and that they always try to kill each other…oh, and that they scarcely even see each other. tu dumbass shipping enthusiasts need to get a goddamn life. This is terribly stitched together…you need to go to a sewing class, guys.
#3- Rin X Mephisto (Blue Exorcist)
One day, I was on google Images, looking up my favorito! character, Mephisto Pheles, for my perfil picture. I scroll down once, ONCE, and instantly find pictures of Rin and Mephisto almost making out, making out, or…worse. They’re both the sons of Satan…they’re half-brothers. SEROUSLY? WHAT’S WITH ALL THE INCEST SHIPPINGS?! Not to mention that this would be illegal! Rin is underage! He’s fifteen! And Mephisto is probably, like, fifteen…hundred. SERIOUSLY? I don’t know how popular this shipping is among Blue Exorcist fans, and por god, I hope it isn’t really popular…what is wrong with these people? …I don’t even…I just…poor Mephisto-kun…
#2- Soul X Maka (Soul Eater)
Oh yeah. I have a LOT to say about this one. For one, it’s so amazingly popular, even though it’s a shitty pairing. Who gives a damn that they’re weapon and meister?! They already argue a lot, so image how much of a damn tragedy it would be if they were a couple! Besides, if tu were to read the goddamn manga of Soul Eater, you’d probably notice that Black estrella has eyes for Maka! He’s always defending her and trying to make her happy, and they don’t even spend as much time together as Maka and Soul. And I’m not hating on this shipping as a loyal fangirl to Soul, I’m hating on this shipping for being extremely stupid! tu guys who support this shipping sicken me! Well, I can’t think of anything else to say about this, so I’m letting J666 get his say in. What do tu have to say, J? Well Aqua-chan, it pleases me that tu would ask my opinion of this. Well, me being me, myself, and I, HATE the Soul X Maka shipping. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH tu PEOPLE?! tu DESPERATE, DEPRESSING, LIFELESS HOLES OF SADNESS! tu MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP NAILS AND RE-EAT THEM THEN CUT THEM OUT OF MY STOMACH! AHEM, but back to the shipping. The Soul X Maka shipping would not work out, tu people just think, “OH, look they live together and are partners! I should ship them.” Their bond is más like a brotherly and sisterly bond than a girlfriend and boyfriend bond. And with them being partners, it’s not like they chose to be partners because they like each other. No they’re partners because their souls match up, at the beginning of the story they hate each other. And also before I go I have to agree with you, Aqua, about BlackStar liking Maka even in the damn anime he shows interest in her but tu inconsiderate shippers hate BlackStar. A message to tu damn shippers STOP escritura UP STUPID SHIPPINGS AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF TO anime o WHATEVER tu DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! Well that’s all I have to say thank tu Aqua and bye~ Oh and SOUL X BLACK STAR! SOUL X BLACKSTAR ALL THE WAY!
Well, that was long, but thanks, J. :3
#1- Kid X Crona (Soul Eater)
This…I just…RAAAAAAGH!!!! *flips over escritorio and cuts it into bits with a chainsaw* Okay, okay…sorry, just my rage level gets extremely high whenever I even think of this shipping.
Okay, so for one thing, in both the anime and manga, Kid and Crona hardly interact at all. Not to mention, Kid would and does frighten Crona. The only person that is kind and talks to Crona is Maka. So if anything, ship THEM. (Never mind. Please, no más shipping) Also, in the manga, when they’re (WARNING: SPOILERS) fighting Crona on the moon, Kid literally says he’ll kill Crona to restore peace to Death City. Besides, some people say they hate yaoi, then turn around and ship Kid and Crona, even though there’s a 50 percent chance that Crona is also a boy. And what really gets me, is that the biggest reason they’re shipped is—wait for it—Kid pats Crona on the shoulder. Yeah, that’s stupid. tu guys are just so desperate for a shipping, that tu seize the first chance tu get to ship someone. tu guys confuse and anger me. Now, go and cry into your almohada if you’re offended por this.
So that’s it.
That’s all I have to say for this. Now go run along and play with your friends o something instead of lectura this crappy article…
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I bet tu sick bastards ship Nightmare X Siegfried. Anyways, I don’t really have much to say about this one other than it being incest, and it doesn’t bother me too awfully much as the others, because it’s not really as popular. But still…I’m highly disappointed in tu guys as a fellow Soul Calibur fan.
#4- Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
ANOTHER INCEST. Seriously? I like yaoi, but not incest yaoi. And what really irks me is that this is actually pretty flippin popular…seriously? What is wrong with all these people? “Oh, they’d make a cute couple. What’s this? They’re brothers? Who gives a damn! I watch Game of Thrones all the time!” I bet that’s what all the fat 40 year-old guys and emo 15 year-old girls that support this shipping say. Welp, I guess we should all just ignore the fact that they’re brothers and that they always try to kill each other…oh, and that they scarcely even see each other. tu dumbass shipping enthusiasts need to get a goddamn life. This is terribly stitched together…you need to go to a sewing class, guys.
#3- Rin X Mephisto (Blue Exorcist)
One day, I was on google Images, looking up my favorito! character, Mephisto Pheles, for my perfil picture. I scroll down once, ONCE, and instantly find pictures of Rin and Mephisto almost making out, making out, or…worse. They’re both the sons of Satan…they’re half-brothers. SEROUSLY? WHAT’S WITH ALL THE INCEST SHIPPINGS?! Not to mention that this would be illegal! Rin is underage! He’s fifteen! And Mephisto is probably, like, fifteen…hundred. SERIOUSLY? I don’t know how popular this shipping is among Blue Exorcist fans, and por god, I hope it isn’t really popular…what is wrong with these people? …I don’t even…I just…poor Mephisto-kun…
#2- Soul X Maka (Soul Eater)
Oh yeah. I have a LOT to say about this one. For one, it’s so amazingly popular, even though it’s a shitty pairing. Who gives a damn that they’re weapon and meister?! They already argue a lot, so image how much of a damn tragedy it would be if they were a couple! Besides, if tu were to read the goddamn manga of Soul Eater, you’d probably notice that Black estrella has eyes for Maka! He’s always defending her and trying to make her happy, and they don’t even spend as much time together as Maka and Soul. And I’m not hating on this shipping as a loyal fangirl to Soul, I’m hating on this shipping for being extremely stupid! tu guys who support this shipping sicken me! Well, I can’t think of anything else to say about this, so I’m letting J666 get his say in. What do tu have to say, J? Well Aqua-chan, it pleases me that tu would ask my opinion of this. Well, me being me, myself, and I, HATE the Soul X Maka shipping. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH tu PEOPLE?! tu DESPERATE, DEPRESSING, LIFELESS HOLES OF SADNESS! tu MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP NAILS AND RE-EAT THEM THEN CUT THEM OUT OF MY STOMACH! AHEM, but back to the shipping. The Soul X Maka shipping would not work out, tu people just think, “OH, look they live together and are partners! I should ship them.” Their bond is más like a brotherly and sisterly bond than a girlfriend and boyfriend bond. And with them being partners, it’s not like they chose to be partners because they like each other. No they’re partners because their souls match up, at the beginning of the story they hate each other. And also before I go I have to agree with you, Aqua, about BlackStar liking Maka even in the damn anime he shows interest in her but tu inconsiderate shippers hate BlackStar. A message to tu damn shippers STOP escritura UP STUPID SHIPPINGS AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF TO anime o WHATEVER tu DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! Well that’s all I have to say thank tu Aqua and bye~ Oh and SOUL X BLACK STAR! SOUL X BLACKSTAR ALL THE WAY!
Well, that was long, but thanks, J. :3
#1- Kid X Crona (Soul Eater)
This…I just…RAAAAAAGH!!!! *flips over escritorio and cuts it into bits with a chainsaw* Okay, okay…sorry, just my rage level gets extremely high whenever I even think of this shipping.
Okay, so for one thing, in both the anime and manga, Kid and Crona hardly interact at all. Not to mention, Kid would and does frighten Crona. The only person that is kind and talks to Crona is Maka. So if anything, ship THEM. (Never mind. Please, no más shipping) Also, in the manga, when they’re (WARNING: SPOILERS) fighting Crona on the moon, Kid literally says he’ll kill Crona to restore peace to Death City. Besides, some people say they hate yaoi, then turn around and ship Kid and Crona, even though there’s a 50 percent chance that Crona is also a boy. And what really gets me, is that the biggest reason they’re shipped is—wait for it—Kid pats Crona on the shoulder. Yeah, that’s stupid. tu guys are just so desperate for a shipping, that tu seize the first chance tu get to ship someone. tu guys confuse and anger me. Now, go and cry into your almohada if you’re offended por this.
So that’s it.
That’s all I have to say for this. Now go run along and play with your friends o something instead of lectura this crappy article…
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