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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are tu going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have más mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, siguiente to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train siguiente to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
poni, pony 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
poni, pony 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few minutos late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't tu be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for tu siguiente Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: tu have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three día vacation, and I hope por then, tu get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There tu are Stylo. I need tu to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's escritorio
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, tu can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: tu go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three día vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide tu somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for tu to hide. After all, the only thing más important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is más important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted por Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot tu through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell tu it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the colina in the freight car* Is it still seguro sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise culo wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military poni, pony 3: What makes tu think he'll be here?
Military poni, pony 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military poni, pony 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military poni, pony 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military poni, pony 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military poni, pony 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told tu to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: tu did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are tu sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military poni, pony 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 120: Stylo Gets Drafted
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:42 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Pete was in his office, doing paperwork.
Pete: How many times are tu going to start an episode with me doing this?
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: *Enters Pete's office with the mail* Sir, I have más mail for you. *Puts the envelopes on Pete's desk, siguiente to his paperwork*
Pete: *Stops his paperwork, and looks at the envelopes* Bills. From that train wreck we had yesterday. *Looks at another envelope for Stylo* And if that's not bad enough, there's a draft notice for Stylo.
Percy: Oh no.
Pete: Oh no is right. I heard the fighting in Vietnam is brutal. There must be some way we can stop Stylo from going to war.
In the train yard
Stylo: *Stops his freight train siguiente to Snowflake's tower*
Snowflake: *On the radio* 10-4 114, we're sending a crew over to fix the tracks.
poni, pony 84: Train 113 to Cheyenne. Come in.
Snowflake: Cheyenne to 113, go ahead.
poni, pony 84: My engine is low on fuel. I'm going to stop to refuel, so I may be a few minutos late upon arrival.
Snowflake: 10-4 113.
Stylo: *Enters the tower*
Snowflake: Shouldn't tu be in your train?
Stylo: Mike's moving the locomotives for me.
Snowflake: Why him? He's a Scottish Orion.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: Oh shit.
Mike: *Crashes the locomotives into the fueling depot*
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: *Runs over to Mike* Gonzo!!!
Mike: *Gets out of the engines* What can I do for tu siguiente Mr. Bavaria?
Stylo: tu have crossed the fucking line this time Gonzo!
Mike: Take it easy. All I did was crash the engines.
They explode behind Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: That's it. I'm taking a three día vacation, and I hope por then, tu get common sense. *Leaves the train yard*
Mike: But common sense will turn me into a retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There tu are Stylo. I need tu to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's escritorio
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, tu can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: tu go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three día vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide tu somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for tu to hide. After all, the only thing más important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is más important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted por Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot tu through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell tu it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the colina in the freight car* Is it still seguro sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise culo wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies arrived in a Jeep.
Military poni, pony 3: What makes tu think he'll be here?
Military poni, pony 4: This is where he works. Stupid.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Searching the station, the military ponies didn't find Stylo, and decided to check the train yard.
Military poni, pony 3: I still don't think he's here sir.
Military poni, pony 4: I don't care. We're checking the yard, and then we leave.
Pete: *Sitting down with Stylo in the yard tower* I still gotta think of a place to hide you.
Stylo: Where sir?
Pete: I don't know. *Spots the Military ponies* Oh shit! Get down. *Pushes Stylo down onto the ground* If you're spotted, you're fucked, so stay down no matter what. Snowflake, watch him.
Snowflake: Got it sir.
Pete: *Walks out of the yard tower, and towards the military ponies* Hello soldiers.
Military poni, pony 3: Is Stylo Bavaria here?
Pete: No, he is not.
Stylo: *Walks down the steps*
Military poni, pony 4: Then who is that?
Pete: Stylo! I told tu to stay down!
Stylo: Pete, it's okay. I knew this was coming.
Pete: tu did?
Stylo: Yeah. It's fine. I wanna do this.
Pete: Are tu sure?
Stylo: Somepony has to.
Military poni, pony 3: Come with us Mr. Bavaria. *Leaves with Stylo*
Pete: So long Stylo. Give those commie bastards hell for me, and everypony on this railroad.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the Season 13 Premiere
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from May 16, 2016