Theme song >>>> link
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 83: Speedy Gonzales
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye arrived at Pete's office to find out what his job would be for today.
Pete: Good morning.
Hawkeye: A very good morning indeed. What do tu want me to do?
Pete: I got your orders right here. *Gives Hawkeye a piece of paper*
Hawkeye: *Reading paper* Take the City Of Denver to North Platte. Don't tu think Denver is too far away for me to take it?
Pete: Not the actual city! I'm talking about the express train.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hello assholes.
Hawkeye: Gordon learned how to curse for the very first time.
Gordon: Oh can it!
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Gordon: What am I doing? It better not be driving a freight train, or-
Pete: Let me stop tu right there, and compliment tu on your service to this railroad for eleven years.
Gordon: Thank you.
Pete: Now tu know that we all like you. Even though we don't mostrar it much, we think you're swell.
Gordon: Well, *Blushes* I am nice to everypony.
Pete: Now this train you're going to drive has to go into North Platte.
Gordon: What type of train is it?
Pete: It's a freight train.
Gordon: *Inhales for four seconds*
He then shouted the word no so loudly that tu could hear it from Japan.
Gordon: *Leaves the office*
Pete: I'm surprised my plan didn't work.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye in the passenger train* What are tu waiting for?
Hawkeye: The conductor.
Gordon: That's no excuse! You're running late.
Hawkeye: Actually, if I left now, I'd be five minutos ahead of schedule.
Gordon: Bullshit. *About to cruzar, cruz the tracks*
Conductor: All aboard!
Stylo: *Climbs into the train* Nearly missed ya.
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Good thing tu didn't. I was wondering who would be traveling with me in the train. *Drives train*
Gordon: *Nearly finished crossing the tracks, but gets hit por Hawkeye's train* HEY!!!
Stylo: We took too long to leave the station.
Hawkeye: siguiente time, we will have another chance. Hopefully, we do run him over.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye's train leaving the station as he walks to the train yard* He's heading Eastbound. Could he..? Nah.
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing por Gordon with Mike* tu can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs into his train, and drives it*
Ike: He forgot his secondary engineer.
Mike: Not only that, but he forgot to blow the horn.
Jeff: I wonder what's gotten into him today.
Gordon wanted to get his train into North Platte as quickly as possible. por doing this, he would hope to see Hawkeye, and Stylo in their train, and beat the two stallions in a race.
Twenty minutos later in Hawkeye, and Stylo's train, Stylo was playing a song on the radio: link
Stylo: Hey, I found it.
Hawkeye: Good. Too bad they're playing this song though. Buddy acebo is dead.
Stylo: Why did he die?
Hawkeye: Because the pilot was an idiot, and took off in the plane when he wasn't supposed to.
Stylo: He was on a plane when he died?
Hawkeye: I thought tu knew that. Everypony knows about it. He was on a plane, and it crashed.
Stylo: Then you're right. The pilot was an idiot. How did the plane crash?
Hawkeye: Forget about it. tu can learn what happened on a newspaper. From last February.
Stylo: *Sees a red signal* Slow down.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train just before it passes the red signal*
Gordon: *Driving a freight train* There's a passenger train waiting for me to pass. That must be... *As he passes the passenger train, he sees Hawkeye, and Stylo in the cab* ..PIERCE, AND STYLO!! I passed them.
Hawkeye: That was Gordon!
Stylo: Where?
Hawkeye: On the freight train passing us. He's driving it.
Stylo: Well let's go after him.
Hawkeye: *Sees the end of Gordon's freight train pass by* Now we have to wait for the signal to turn green.
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I cruzar, cruz the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just siguiente to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train siguiente to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do tu think tu can find some música for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song por Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has más power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: tu gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 minutos later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If tu don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes tu think tu know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope tu won, because I placed bets on tu to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this poni, pony that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: tu may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See tu when tu get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do tu really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, tu can't do anything. tu fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would tu be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed por Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, o no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told tu not to help me.
Gordon: What do tu want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make tu stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure tu get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure tu screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. tu just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
A poni, pony from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 83: Speedy Gonzales
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Hawkeye arrived at Pete's office to find out what his job would be for today.
Pete: Good morning.
Hawkeye: A very good morning indeed. What do tu want me to do?
Pete: I got your orders right here. *Gives Hawkeye a piece of paper*
Hawkeye: *Reading paper* Take the City Of Denver to North Platte. Don't tu think Denver is too far away for me to take it?
Pete: Not the actual city! I'm talking about the express train.
Gordon: *Arrives* Hello assholes.
Hawkeye: Gordon learned how to curse for the very first time.
Gordon: Oh can it!
Hawkeye: *Leaves office*
Gordon: What am I doing? It better not be driving a freight train, or-
Pete: Let me stop tu right there, and compliment tu on your service to this railroad for eleven years.
Gordon: Thank you.
Pete: Now tu know that we all like you. Even though we don't mostrar it much, we think you're swell.
Gordon: Well, *Blushes* I am nice to everypony.
Pete: Now this train you're going to drive has to go into North Platte.
Gordon: What type of train is it?
Pete: It's a freight train.
Gordon: *Inhales for four seconds*
He then shouted the word no so loudly that tu could hear it from Japan.
Gordon: *Leaves the office*
Pete: I'm surprised my plan didn't work.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye in the passenger train* What are tu waiting for?
Hawkeye: The conductor.
Gordon: That's no excuse! You're running late.
Hawkeye: Actually, if I left now, I'd be five minutos ahead of schedule.
Gordon: Bullshit. *About to cruzar, cruz the tracks*
Conductor: All aboard!
Stylo: *Climbs into the train* Nearly missed ya.
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice* Good thing tu didn't. I was wondering who would be traveling with me in the train. *Drives train*
Gordon: *Nearly finished crossing the tracks, but gets hit por Hawkeye's train* HEY!!!
Stylo: We took too long to leave the station.
Hawkeye: siguiente time, we will have another chance. Hopefully, we do run him over.
Gordon: *Sees Hawkeye's train leaving the station as he walks to the train yard* He's heading Eastbound. Could he..? Nah.
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing por Gordon with Mike* tu can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs into his train, and drives it*
Ike: He forgot his secondary engineer.
Mike: Not only that, but he forgot to blow the horn.
Jeff: I wonder what's gotten into him today.
Gordon wanted to get his train into North Platte as quickly as possible. por doing this, he would hope to see Hawkeye, and Stylo in their train, and beat the two stallions in a race.
Twenty minutos later in Hawkeye, and Stylo's train, Stylo was playing a song on the radio: link
Stylo: Hey, I found it.
Hawkeye: Good. Too bad they're playing this song though. Buddy acebo is dead.
Stylo: Why did he die?
Hawkeye: Because the pilot was an idiot, and took off in the plane when he wasn't supposed to.
Stylo: He was on a plane when he died?
Hawkeye: I thought tu knew that. Everypony knows about it. He was on a plane, and it crashed.
Stylo: Then you're right. The pilot was an idiot. How did the plane crash?
Hawkeye: Forget about it. tu can learn what happened on a newspaper. From last February.
Stylo: *Sees a red signal* Slow down.
Hawkeye: *Stops the train just before it passes the red signal*
Gordon: *Driving a freight train* There's a passenger train waiting for me to pass. That must be... *As he passes the passenger train, he sees Hawkeye, and Stylo in the cab* ..PIERCE, AND STYLO!! I passed them.
Hawkeye: That was Gordon!
Stylo: Where?
Hawkeye: On the freight train passing us. He's driving it.
Stylo: Well let's go after him.
Hawkeye: *Sees the end of Gordon's freight train pass by* Now we have to wait for the signal to turn green.
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.
Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I cruzar, cruz the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*
His train stopped just siguiente to the state border.
Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?
Stylo: Gordon had to stop for our train to pass.
Hawkeye: Oh good.
Gordon: *Sees a switch in front of him* The points are set to the track Hawkeye, and Stylo are on. What the fuck is the point of that? I could just stay on this track, and drive my train siguiente to their's.
What he didn't know was that the track his train was currently on was damaged half a mile ahead. Workers were currently working to fix it, but it was still too dangerous for any trains to go on the damaged track.
Gordon: *Starts to back his train up*
Signal Pony: What's this dumbass doing?
Gordon: Switch the fucking track!!!
Signal Pony: *Shakes his head no*
Gordon: *Gets out of his train, and goes to the switch track. He automatically sets the points with his magic to make his train go straight* There we go. *Quickly gets back into his train*
Signal Pony: *Tries to switch the track, but the lever is jammed*
Gordon: *Goes passed the switch* Haha!! I'm going straight, and now I can beat Pierce to North Platte.
Signal Pony: What does that twat think he's doing?
Hawkeye: Eh, looks like he's catching up.
Stylo: We can beat him. Full throttle.
Hawkeye: *Makes the train go faster* We have to at least be doing 75 now. Oh, and do tu think tu can find some música for this race?
Stylo: Let me check. *Turns on radio*
A song por Elvis was playing: link
Hawkeye: Nice.
Stylo: Now we just gotta stay in first place.
Hawkeye: Mr. Presley, we're gonna win this race just for you.
Gordon: *Slowly catching up*
Stylo: He's still catching up.
Hawkeye: He's got three engines pulling his train. We only got two.
Stylo: Our train is lighter. We should be going faster.
Hawkeye: True, but like I said, he's got three engines. We only have two. He has más power.
Gordon: *Gets his engines passed Hawkeye's* Hahahaha!
Hawkeye: He's ahead of us.
Stylo: tu gotta be kidding.
Gordon: *Sticks his tongue out at Hawkeye, and Stylo*
Hawkeye: Real mature. *Looks at the track Gordon's train is on* Oh, *Laughs* Look at that.
Stylo: *Sees workers repairing track in front of Gordon's train* Hahahahahahaha. He has to stop now.
Hawkeye: But he isn't slowing down!
Gordon: *Sees the workers* OH SHIT!! *Applies the brakes* Stop, stop, stop!!!!!
His train ended up going on the damaged part of track, and was derailed. Luckily, no one was hurt.
Hawkeye: HAHA!!! Serves him right.
Stylo: We win the race.
Stop the song, because this is...
2 B Continued
Not really. Here's the rest of the episode.
45 minutos later, Gordon got to the station in North Platte in a taxi. He had to call Pete, and tell him about what happened.
Gordon: *In phone booth* Come on. Hurry up.
Hawkeye: *Walking towards Gordon with Stylo* We win the race.
Gordon: Shut up! I gotta make a call!
Stylo: If tu don't know how to stop your train in time, what makes tu think tu know how to use a phone?
Gordon: Fuck you... Uh, Pete?! No, that wasn't to you, it was to Hawkeye, and Stylo! Yes, they're right here. *Points phone towards Hawkeye* He wants to talk to you.
Hawkeye: *Grabs phone* Hello, Pete?
Pete: Well, I heard you, and Gordon got in another race.
Hawkeye: Yes we did.
Pete: I hope tu won, because I placed bets on tu to win.
Hawkeye: Really?
Pete: Yes.
Hawkeye: Who else was betting?
Pete: Percy, Jeff, and this poni, pony that claims to be Gordon's friend.
Hawkeye: tu may collect your money, because I did win the race. Gordon crashed his train.
Pete: And for that, I'll have him transferred up in Washington, probably Seattle.
Hawkeye: Good. The longer he stays there, the better. We gotta go now Pete.
Pete: Alright. See tu when tu get back. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Puts phone away*
Gordon: Stylo, do tu really think I can't do anything?
Stylo: Obviously, tu can't do anything. tu fucked up with driving your freight train here, so why would tu be able to do good at anything else?
Gordon: I'm an expert at changing tires on cars.
Stylo: Yeah right.
Just then, a brand new Corvette passed por Gordon, and it got a flat tire.
Stylo: How ironic.
Gordon: Watch how it's done. *Walks to the car*
Old Mare: *Gets out of car* Ah, I knew I shouldn't have gotten a new car. These things always have problems.
Gordon: Excuse me ma'am. May I be of assistance?
Old Mare: No.
Gordon: Let me change the tire for you.
Hawkeye: Either he's deaf, o no means yes.
Stylo: Ah.
Gordon: *Opens trunk*
Old Mare: I told tu not to help me.
Gordon: What do tu want to do? Stay here hours for help to arrive when it's already here? I can fix this. *Gets spare tire, and tools*
Old Mare: I'll make tu stop. *Grabs baseball bat*
Hawkeye: *Takes baseball bat away from mare* Ah ah ah. We want our friend to prove that he can actually do something right.
Gordon: *Raises car with lift*
Old Mare: Alright fine, but make sure tu get that tire on properly.
Gordon: *Takes off bad tire*
Old Mare: Can he hear? Can he hear?
Gordon: *Mimicking the mare* Yes he can. Yes he can.
Hawkeye: Could have fooled me.
Gordon: *Puts spare tire on car*
Old Mare: Make sure tu screw those nuts, and bolts on tightly.
Gordon: What does it look like I'm doing? *Lowers car after screwing in the nuts, and bolts* There we go.
After that, the spare tire got flat.
Hawkeye: *Laughs*
Stylo: *Sarcastically* Way to go Gordon!
Old Mare: These new cars are always going wrong!
Hawkeye: It's not the car. tu just have bad tires.
Gordon: I was about to say that!
Hawkeye: Bullshit!!
Hawkeye, and Stylo then began to walk away, leaving Gordon with the old mare.
The End
On the siguiente episode of Ponies On The Rails
A poni, pony from the mafia annoys everypony on the Union Pacific.