Spongebob<33

"Saying oh yeah I remember, when tu really don't know."

"I hate it when your sitting in the cinema ready to watch the movie and the siguiente thing tu know BOOM. Human giraffe sits in front of you."

"If tu sext do tu get a phoner?"

"That awkward moment when tu see two twins fighting and one calls the other ugly."

"When I get the answer correct and the smart kid didn't and im feelin like a boss."

"That look tu give your friend when someone attractive walks in the room."

"Laughing sarcastically and then making a serious face."

"Lazy rule: Cant reach what I dropped, don't need it."

"Touching things that...

I was startled por the knock on the door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I put my bags down and went to open.

"Hey Bianca."

"Oh hi Jen. Come in." I smiled at my friend.

"I was here earlier, but tu weren't here." she stated.

"Yeah, I was out doing touristy stuff all day."

"Oh cool. Was it fun?"

"Definitely. I did some shopping as well." I pointed at my bags. "How was rehearsal?"

"It was good. Michael was being his demanding self, as always." Jennifer chuckled.

"What else is new?" I dicho sarcastically.

"Speaking of which... Have tu told him?" her expression went from cheerful to serious.

"Jen, tu ask me...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong,...