I'm going to say this, right here, right now: When it comes to TV shows (that includes anime), I always make sure to watch at least 5 to 6 episodes of a mostrar before judging it (though I kinda made an exception with Power Rangers Turbo, which I watched 10 episodes of).
Anyways, what anime do I hate with a bloody passion? One word: Hetalia. I gave it a try, and the results were... less than desirable.
I'm going to be brutally honest here. I had más fun watching Princess Tutu.
I had más fun watching transformers Energon.
I had más fun watching the 4Kids dub of One Piece.
I had más fun watching Naruto.
I had más fun watching the cutscenes from Hotel Mario.
I had más fun watching Boku No Pico.
I had más fun watching Shounen Maid Kuro-kun.
No, I'm not kidding (though considering what Boku No Pico and Shounen Maid Kuro-kun are, I kinda wish I was). I got más enjoyment out of watching animated gay child porn than I did watching Hetalia.
The animación was garbage. I've seen plenty of anime where the animación was bad because the animators were too lazy, but with Hetalia, it's as if the animators were trying too hard to make things look cute. And I know that "cute" was what they were going for. However, I like to compare animación tones to chocolate. Some of it is good, but too much of it is just absolutely terrible. I thought that Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie had bad animación (even though that movie was awesome), but hetalia just takes the cake.
The characters in hetalia suck más than a black hole. One thing that's important about anime (along with any other series) is whether o not the characters are likable. One of the reasons why Soul Eater is a good anime is because they give reasons why tu should like the characters. Black estrella is a good character because he can be cocky, arrogant, and funny at times (not only that, but he's a freaking assassin, and who doesn't amor assassins?), and he also cares for his friends, especially his weapon Tsubaki. They also give a backstory for him about where he comes from, how he became a skilled meister, how he became partners with Tsubaki, so on and so forth. Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty are good characters because they can be really badass at times, and funny at others. They also gave a backstory about how they became partners and how Liz and Patty were before they became partners.
As for hetalia characters like Romano, Germany, Prussia, France, America... why would anyone like these characters? Cause from those 5 to 6 hetalia episodes I wasted my time on, I saw no reasons to like o care about those characters. Italy is an obnoxious and annoying brat who obsesses over nothing but italian food. japón was just as flat and lifeless as a blank chalkboard. Germany was extremely idiotic (and not in a good way like Squatt and Baboo from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers). Quite frankly, the fact that these... (I guess we can call them-) characters have fangirls who will squeal and obsess over them astounds me to no end.
The humor... good god, the humor. I'm going to say this right now before anyone uses the parody argument: there's GOOD satire (The Boondocks, Big Money Hustlas, Spaceballs, Monty pitón, python and the Holy Grail, and tu Nazty Spy!), and then there's BAD satire (Kickassia, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie 4, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, and of course... Hetalia). Almost every single joke in hetalia is a joke that only 4-year-olds would use. It doesn't matter how many times tu fangirls spam the annoying "PASTA!!!" joke. It was never funny to begin with, and it never will be.
The voice actuación is horrendous. Now, when I gave hetalia a try, I watched the english dub por Funimation on Netflix. I amor Funimation, and I do think that they can churn out fantastic dubs. However, even their skill at dubbing isn't enough to save the pedazo, hunk of garbage known as Hetalia. Italy's voice is extremely annoying, Germany is más wooden than a tree, Japan's voice just adds to his lifelessness, the lista goes on. Also, since Todd Haberkorn voices Italy, I can never think of characters like Death the Kid and Tsukune Aono the same way ever again.
*is done venting steam* I apologize if this was too much for tu to read, but I'm being serious when I say that hetalia is the WORST anime I've ever seen. It's even worse than Boku No Pico. At least Boku No Pico had decent animación (I'm not hinting at anything with that statement), and even though it made me upchuck last night's dinner, at least Boku No Pico didn't make me feel like I died inside.
I'm done here. I'm going to sign off for now, I'm going to shut everything off, I'm going to jump in my bed, and I'm going to sleep for 6 happy hours while listening to some soothing música since it's currently 12:50 PM where I'm at, and I'm starting to get a little tired from venting all that rage. See tu siguiente morning.
Anyways, what anime do I hate with a bloody passion? One word: Hetalia. I gave it a try, and the results were... less than desirable.
I'm going to be brutally honest here. I had más fun watching Princess Tutu.
I had más fun watching transformers Energon.
I had más fun watching the 4Kids dub of One Piece.
I had más fun watching Naruto.
I had más fun watching the cutscenes from Hotel Mario.
I had más fun watching Boku No Pico.
I had más fun watching Shounen Maid Kuro-kun.
No, I'm not kidding (though considering what Boku No Pico and Shounen Maid Kuro-kun are, I kinda wish I was). I got más enjoyment out of watching animated gay child porn than I did watching Hetalia.
The animación was garbage. I've seen plenty of anime where the animación was bad because the animators were too lazy, but with Hetalia, it's as if the animators were trying too hard to make things look cute. And I know that "cute" was what they were going for. However, I like to compare animación tones to chocolate. Some of it is good, but too much of it is just absolutely terrible. I thought that Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie had bad animación (even though that movie was awesome), but hetalia just takes the cake.
The characters in hetalia suck más than a black hole. One thing that's important about anime (along with any other series) is whether o not the characters are likable. One of the reasons why Soul Eater is a good anime is because they give reasons why tu should like the characters. Black estrella is a good character because he can be cocky, arrogant, and funny at times (not only that, but he's a freaking assassin, and who doesn't amor assassins?), and he also cares for his friends, especially his weapon Tsubaki. They also give a backstory for him about where he comes from, how he became a skilled meister, how he became partners with Tsubaki, so on and so forth. Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty are good characters because they can be really badass at times, and funny at others. They also gave a backstory about how they became partners and how Liz and Patty were before they became partners.
As for hetalia characters like Romano, Germany, Prussia, France, America... why would anyone like these characters? Cause from those 5 to 6 hetalia episodes I wasted my time on, I saw no reasons to like o care about those characters. Italy is an obnoxious and annoying brat who obsesses over nothing but italian food. japón was just as flat and lifeless as a blank chalkboard. Germany was extremely idiotic (and not in a good way like Squatt and Baboo from Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers). Quite frankly, the fact that these... (I guess we can call them-) characters have fangirls who will squeal and obsess over them astounds me to no end.
The humor... good god, the humor. I'm going to say this right now before anyone uses the parody argument: there's GOOD satire (The Boondocks, Big Money Hustlas, Spaceballs, Monty pitón, python and the Holy Grail, and tu Nazty Spy!), and then there's BAD satire (Kickassia, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie 4, The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It, and of course... Hetalia). Almost every single joke in hetalia is a joke that only 4-year-olds would use. It doesn't matter how many times tu fangirls spam the annoying "PASTA!!!" joke. It was never funny to begin with, and it never will be.
The voice actuación is horrendous. Now, when I gave hetalia a try, I watched the english dub por Funimation on Netflix. I amor Funimation, and I do think that they can churn out fantastic dubs. However, even their skill at dubbing isn't enough to save the pedazo, hunk of garbage known as Hetalia. Italy's voice is extremely annoying, Germany is más wooden than a tree, Japan's voice just adds to his lifelessness, the lista goes on. Also, since Todd Haberkorn voices Italy, I can never think of characters like Death the Kid and Tsukune Aono the same way ever again.
*is done venting steam* I apologize if this was too much for tu to read, but I'm being serious when I say that hetalia is the WORST anime I've ever seen. It's even worse than Boku No Pico. At least Boku No Pico had decent animación (I'm not hinting at anything with that statement), and even though it made me upchuck last night's dinner, at least Boku No Pico didn't make me feel like I died inside.
I'm done here. I'm going to sign off for now, I'm going to shut everything off, I'm going to jump in my bed, and I'm going to sleep for 6 happy hours while listening to some soothing música since it's currently 12:50 PM where I'm at, and I'm starting to get a little tired from venting all that rage. See tu siguiente morning.
Lately, alot of people have been calling other people weebos. Yet, if I were to be called this, it wouldn't offend me. Because I know that that isn't true. I am obsessed with anime, very true, but Is doesn't anime let me escape from all the sh!t in my life? Sure, I spend all my time surfing the web for anime, but I beleive this word 'weebo' simply does not excist. We watch anime, because it is a better reality, it is an escape from reality. The word 'weebo', does not excist to me. We simply are not weebo's because we watch anime and listen to japanese music, we simply think that its a better place to be o something better to listen to. So if tu are obsessed with japanese culture, tu are not a weebo, tu are just someone who is smart enough to see that the japanese culture is much más enjoyable then what tu live in. So be proud
and enjoy escaping from the drama! :D
And that concludes my article, Anime: Escape From Reality.
~Dino
and enjoy escaping from the drama! :D
And that concludes my article, Anime: Escape From Reality.
~Dino